ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies

Shain has World Cup Fever, Seth gets injured at a funeral.

Special guest comedian Chris Mejia (@chrismejiacomedy, The Down Bad Show) joins to talk about Subway getting into the glizz game and to challenge Seth and Shain to prove their knowledge of black culture. Who wins???

Another clASSicccck ep from the Mayors back when we had our whole lives ahead of us! We'll be back next week with another fresh ep! Thanks for Clapping them Cheeks! Check out our patreon to see some other goodies.    

Shain has World Cup fever, Seth rides for sandwich influencers who have been rejected by their corporate overlords.       

Shain has DRAMA at the Space Needle, Seth has a big bed-chair birthday. The pod is more popular than ever and we don't know why, but if you're new consider supporting the pod on patreon where there's bonus eps, weird pics, goss, and much more: https://www.patreon.com/c/assville

Seth's marriage is tested by the arrival of the giant bed-chair, he gets too scared at a 10:00 AM screening of Obsession, and discusses the art of bean grazing. Shain sends his best friend along to the rainbow bridge :(

Shain commits a comedy faux pas, or did he? Seth's birthday present leads to a fight.

Seth and Shain accidentally watch Eurovision at a Cricket Bar. Shain goes on a journey to an outlet mall, Seth goes on a journey to xhamster. 

Shain lost his voice and Seth has a show so this weeks episode is nice and old. We will be back next week with like Little Ceasars, Hot and Ready! https://www.patreon.com/assville?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan Support the Mayors of Assville by signing up for our Patreon where you can get bonus material (sometimes) but mostly to support your two favorite not famous but funnier than most famous comi...

AYYY Also this week a fresh, 52nd BONER CLAP in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-52-157589932 Shain auditions for the theatre and sees Musiq Soulchild by the airport. Seth discovers bi-anal beats. Spotify Sable returns? Lots of Riff Raff.

Shain gets back from a dramatic time in Houston that also includes a passionate plea to return microwaves to hotel rooms. Seth discovers a new AI enemy and loves dive bar soup because it heals.

Shain is back from an eventful sober time in Colorado. Seth calls Shelly to tell a story about health care waiting room justice. Fresh new boner clap in the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-51-he-156323439

Shain gets tricked into fake drugs. Seth shares a life hack he learned as a youth for getting out of beatings he may or may not have deserved. Both have run ins with the youth that leave them confused.

Modern male friendships are closely examined in a fresh and insightful way. Shain answers several important Asian-related questions. Seth is excited about gum.

Shain is fresh back from a surprisingly positive trip to LA. Seth performs for a retirement community.  Thank you patreon people! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Shain is in LA so SHELLY makes her overdue return to the pod! They discuss Reacher beating up a man in real life who deserved every bit of it (WAR MACHINE FOREVER), whether or not Shelly misses being on the pod (no), and various character flaws in both Seth and Shain are explored.

Shain's theatre audition and performs for Italians. Seth is lost. A debate about War Machine that you can't even imagine.  Big Boner Clap on the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-50-153404151

Shain falls off a stage and prepares for a life in the theater. Seth makes his skin man put a number on it, does a horrible show, and finally gets his past life regression session confession profession. Five new patreon sign-ups and we set a date for ASSFEST 2! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Shain and Seth pitch a can't miss new cooking show. Shain opens for an ex-Joker, Seth does a booze gag on stage that makes him sick. TI's stand up special is watched and debated. Leave us a 5 star review we will read it on the pod :)

Lots of comedy goss! Seth has a Magician Dilemma, Shain has a bone to pick with karaoke. 

Shain and Seth go into seperate but equal unappealing shows on the same night. Big news about Seth's birthday is revealed.  Fresh boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-49-151134550

Shain and Seth have very different Super Bowl experiences. Seth gets his first ever massage. Did he pop a B? Shain gets racially profiled at McDonalds but in a fun way. Extra spicy boner clap live in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/boner-clap-48-150552800

Shain learns to love train life and Seth ACCIDENTALLY hangs out at an event for teens. Lots of freestyles because of something Pedro did. Important discussion of comedian walk out music. What should the mayors walk out music be?

The Mayors risk it all for Weiner Week. Shain has a road rage altercation. Seth saves $440 with a sternly worded letter. 

Shain versus a heckler in Crocs. Seth gets a strong take validated by a white rapper. Consider leaving us a review or signing up for our Patreon :) https://www.patreon.com/assville