ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain bounces back from his injury (assault?) and Seth runs into surprise challenges emceeing a country music festival. And a fresh Bone to Clap in the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is injured so Shelly steps in to explain why the pod will never be successful.

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain loves Sean Paul's Tiny Desk and Seth should have been a tugboat captain. And a fresh Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Recorded in the green room at Helium in Portland, the Mayors rate some fresh roast jokes about Seth, fried glizzy foreskin snacks, Cam'ron's Ant Edwards diss, and pivoting to a life of being jacked bank robbers who live in the woods.

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Mayors could not record this week (Shain in hiding after committing a heinous crime) so enjoy this throwback ep from March 2021 where Shain and Seth reveal the ultimate ASSVILLE R&B playlist. Clappers love theme eps and we almost never do them because we are in our own way. Enjoy!

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain can't remember a man's name, Seth ad libs become mad libs. Patreon! Hot Long Bone! https://www.patreon.com/assville  

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors could not record this week so we're dipping into those hot boner claps from patreon including the original never heard in public Seth Gets Busted Confession, deep inside comedy goss, and Shain getting inspired by discovering Cam'ron has IBS (and made a song about it.). More things like this but unredacted on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets lost in the sauce in Phoenix, Seth has a sexy time at the St. John's Parade. Welcome back Curtis! Extended boner clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain vows to become a stripper, Seth's IG thirsting goes wrong. Too much local tea spilled in the Boner Clap: https://www.patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain spends a weekend in Seattle, Seth cooks up a can't miss restaurant concept. Kendrick in the Boner Clap: https://www.patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors end up at an exclusive social club with some questionable vibes and discuss whether or not lemon-pepper cottage cheese is fusion cuisine. Fresh boner clap up on the patreon too, get in here! https://www.patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth are deep into Fallout, with some bones to pick. Shain becomes the Joker, Seth becomes Gaga, both get Fraternity Names. And spicy comedy talk that is too local. Big Boner Clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth's sacs are filled with juice so he has to buttchug antibiotics. Shain is going through it. Fart in a skillet! Clear eyes, wet sacs, can't lose! ShainBrenden all platforms! HeySethAllen some platforms!

CLAPPERS REJOICE! It turns out Seth was sick the whole time. Ipso facto: the Mayors can't record this week, so enjoy this throwback ep (Country COVID) from the last time Seth was this sick way back in 2022. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets cast in a sitcom pilot with Ernie Hudson, which he has never talked about before for some reason (wet brain). Seth has a conspiracy theory. Diddy goes into hiding. More ass on Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors argue about Timothée Chalamet and discuss horny stand up spots. More on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors have another big business idea, for real this time! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! It's an all-timer ep as the Mayors open for a young hot influencer and his audience of hammered lady youths. And Shain launches the Guess Seth's Moles Challenge. Even spicier boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain has a full weekend of L's, Seth strikes show gold. The mayors get grumpy about violations of unwritten green room opener etiquette! Cam'ron IBS on Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville 

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Bad tattoos are good but also bad and it's time for the Mayors to start a band. Boner Claps on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain simps hard for Manscape, Seth gets corrected on horse information again, and Curtis makes deviled eggs. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain goes to LA, Seth goes to ATL. Bonus Claps on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets caught being BRIT-ISH and Seth spreads misinformation about horses. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville

Clappers REJOICE! Seth gets HUMILATED by Instagram and it's Shain's birthday! Boner claps in the Patreon https://patreon.com/assville

CLAPPERS REJOICE! They Mayors get snowed in. Shain bakes for Seth, Shelly is mean. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville