ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies

Shain and Seth clap up hiking in Forest Park, eating thicc-ass nuggets from Portland burger joint Super Deluxe, Shain getting beat to hell trying to snowboard on Mt. Hood, sexy dude dentist, and more! Clapper and Assassins rejoice! Got a suggestion for a place for us to review? Drop us a THONG at assvillepod@gmail.com .  Instagram @assvillpod Twitter @assvillepod

NEW YEAR NEW MOCS! Hot ep! Shain goes through hell at the car dealership and discovers what he raps for, Seth gives incorrect information about hiking, and the co-mayors HIT THE BOTTOM with an in-depth clap & review of WINGSTOP. Like, subscribe, eat ass, email assvillepod@gmail.com , follow @assvillepod, @shainbrenden, @sethbawl, @sethhaha.

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! 2020 has come to an end but ASSVILLE has just begun to get up in them cheeks! On the closeout episode of the year, Seth and Shain Clap & Review: New Year's Eve Parties, Blazer Fans Blasting Ropes over James Harden trade rumors, Shain giving Drake's son private laser tag lessons, New Years Resolutions, and KISSING! ASSVILLE is now on the Helium Comedy Podcast Network...

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ass! Ass! Ass! This week Shain and Seth gift-wrapped a thick and juicy episode for all you Clappers and Assasins out there in Assville! In this episode the Mayor's talk about St. John's post office rage, Seth blasting ropes in Salem, passive-aggressive office gifts, and CLAP up The Doghouse! IG @thedoghousepdx 5029 SE Division St, Portland OR. Clapper of the Week: Blazers Outsider and...

It's been a long time (2 weeks) we shouldn't have left you, without some ass cheeks to clap to! Sorry for the delay Clappers and Assasins but we got SLAMMED with our duties and responsibilities as Mayors of Assville! This week we talk about Shain's love of the movie Love, Actually and how Seth, Shelly, Sarah, and apparently everyone else in the world thinks the movie is TRASH! The Claptastic Duo a...

CLAPPERS and ASSASINS REJOICE! Hope yall had a nasty SKANKSGIVING and got your turkeys STUFFED and your CHEEKS CLAPPED!! The Co-Mayor's of Assville are back and busting December wide open! Shain opens up about being a CHUNKY DUNK while Seth reveals his successful weight loss plan, "The Millier High Life Fast." Big Claps to Ball Was Life for the SWAG! If you live in Portland Ass head down to the sh...

The Co-Mayors of #Assville are back and hold on to your earholes as Seth and Shain talk, homemade Pickles, The Pope getting messy on IG with BUTTS, the NBA Draft, Seth Waiting to Exhale alone on the coast, and another hand-crafted Clapper or the Week DROP! ASSVILLE IS ON TWITTER @assvillpod! Give us a follow! Clap us up on iTunes Spotify and everywhere you get your podcasts! Leave us 5 Cheeks and...

Do it with the windows WIDE OPEN! Clappers grab an Assasin and Assasins grab your Cheeks, it's another juicy episode from your favorite Co-Mayor's of Assville! Shain and Seth are back to provide some good background noise while you're wearing your mask and standing  6-feet apart from that yuck-mouf super-spreader coughing into the atmosphere.  This episode of Assville is brought to you by Seth's n...

Sorry for the delay but the Mayor's of Assville are here to save the day! The Chief Executive Clappers are back with another slap for dem cheeks! This episode was recorded back before old ASSLESS TRUMP got the boot so best believe on the next ep we will be clapping about that.    Find @assvillepod and yer boys on social media! @sethbawl Twitter @sethhaha Instagram @shainbrenden Insta/Twitter   Dro...

Here's the thing... Welcome back Assasins and Clappers! The Co-Mayors of #ASSVILLE are back with another episode full of claps and slaps for all to enjoy. This week is a doozy with half the pod recorded at the World Famous @thefixinto bar in beautiful Assville, while the second half of the pod is recorded in the world-famous Shain's house because @sethbawl/@sethhaha didn't plan accordingly once ag...

YeeAHHHHHH! Clapper and Assasins rejoice! The Mayors of #Assville are back with another BANGER of an episode. Shain and Seth are joined by Shain's niece, Jada, to discuss how the guys can reach the youth demographic. This week is CLAPPED full of Tik Tok advice, Dutch Bro's colored straw secrets, Seth's food adventure with St. John's own BIG HOT DOG ENERGY, and JAMAICA HOUSE, and Shain slowly getti...

THE CO-MAYOR'S OF ASSVILLE ARE BACK AND THIS TIME SHAIN AND SETH GIVE THEIR CLAPS ON 711 DELICACIES, WHAT "MAKING IT RAIN" IN THE STRIP CLUB REALLY MEANS, THE BELOVED GEM OF ASSVILLE THE FIXIN TO', AND SETH'S WIFE SHELLY DROPS BY TO ROAST HER SIMPLE MINDED MAN ABOUT HIS INABILITY TO TAKE CARE OF ANYTHING BUT HIMSELF. IF YOU ASSISANS OUT THERE HAVE SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE THE BOYS TO CLA...

This week Seth tries to explain to fellow Assvillian Shain his love for a very weird Korean drama on Netflix he's really into at the moment for some reason. Shain has gone all-in on Fleetwood Mac but is upset that Seth never told him about the dynamic band before. We got Claps. We got Ass. We got you. Welcome to Assville. Don't forget to give us a rating and leave a comment on iTunes or wherever y...

What's poppin Assvillian's!? Shain and Seth get down to the stretch marks in this episode with NBA Finals "Great White Hope" Tyler Herro, the O.G. Triple O.G. Juicy J, and Damian Lillard becoming a car dealership owner in Yamhill County! Follow Seth on IG @sethhaha Twitter @sethbawl Follow Shain on IG/Twitter @shainbrenden Drop us a CLAP suggestion for our next episode @ assvillepod@gmail.com Rate...

In this episode of Assville, Shain and Seth take a culinary journey to one of Assville's finest dining establishments, McDonald's, to taste and review the Travis Scott Meal! Seth's neighbor can't stop having sex in front of his open windows and Shain opens up about his feelings for Drake. For all you ASSASSINS out there on Twitter and Instagram! Follow Shain @shainbrenden (Twitter/IG) Follow Seth...