ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Back like we never left! Enjoy your Gillzy's! Next Assville Live show is Sunday July 11th at The Fixin To Bar! Doors at 7:30 Show at 8!

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back and let me tell ya... we love ya! This week they talk shop at the World Famous Fixin' To bar in beautiful St. Johns! Next ASSVILLE LIVE will be on July 11th at Fixin' To door 7:30 show at 8! FREE! C'mon out and lets high 5!

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Assville: A Comedy Show is happening Sunday June 27th, 7:30pm at the Fixin To 8218 N Lombard St. C'mon on and hang with us and see some great stand-up comedy!

CLAPPERS AND ASSASSIN REJOICE! Shelly fills in for Shain while he cools his heels in Mexico. Seth sucks at Rummikub because of the patriarchy, the Mount Rushmore of worst cities, interracial pandering, and white people shenanigans. It's spicy!

CLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE!Something about cum and religion? Happy Birthday to Seth while Shain is in Mexico.

Clappers and Assassins Rejoice! This week the Mayors toss each other some tunes to Clap and Review! Shain gives Seth 3 White Rappers to listen to while Seth gives Shain 3 Black Country Music singers to Clap and Review! Get on in there and enjoy the show! 

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! They Mayors are fresh off the first ever SOLD OUT Assville Live: A Stand-up Show! St Johns was popping and the World Famous Fixin' To was packed to the CHEEKS! Thanks to all the Clappers and Assassins for showing up and making them cheeks CLAP! Next Assville Live: A Stand-up Show is June 6th! Doors at 7:30 Show at 8pm. FREE with DONATIONS! 

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Assville Live! A Stand-up Show! May 23rd, The Fixin To! 8218 N Lombard St, Portland, OR 97203 Doors AT 7:30 Show at 8:00PM Assville Live! A Stand-up Show! featuring Sean Jordan (All Fantasy Everything) Kyle Kinane (Netfilx, Conan)

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! Back at it again are the Mayors of your favorite town! The first ASSVILLE LIVE: STAND-UP COMEDY SHOW is happening Sunday May 23rd 7:30pm at the beloved Fixin' To bar! Featuring Sean Jordan (All Fantasy Everything Podcast) and Kyle Kinane (Comedy Central). The show is FREE with suggested donations so come on out and have a good time with the homies of Assville!

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another disc tossin ball slappin peach of an episode! Seth finally reaches his full form as he is introduced to the world of Disc Golf. Shain is very upset by Seth choosing the disc over the ball. The Patreon isup and popping baby!!! Join the already millions of Clappers and Assassins GLOBALLY on patreon.com/assville

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another spicy ep for you to butt chug! What more can we say, we are adult men that talk like teenage boys. RIP Shock G!

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! They Mayors are back with another tequila soaked episode about friendship, family, and other nonsense! Check out the patreon for bonus exclusive content and join the MILLIONS of Clappers and Assassins in the Slackville Slack Chat! www.patreon.com/assville. 

Clappers and Assassins REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another hot ep that will Kiss You Thru the Phone! This week the boys start off with early 2000's rap music and then flow into Seth and Shelly's wedding day and somehow end up shouting out the Clapper os the Week and out FIRST EVER JR CLAPPER OF THE WEEK!

Clappers and Assassins Rejoice! The Mayors are back with another jaw jacking cheek slapping episode! Get on in here and hang out with the Nice Boys of Portland! THE PATREON IS LIVE BABYYYY! Head on over to: ASSVILLE PATREON for bonus content, patreon only episodes, merch and pre-sale tickets to Assville live shows!   

Clappers and Assassins rejoice! Your Mayor's of Assville are back with another peach dropping, cheek clapping episode! Shain has a dream about fat Jack Harlow, Seth can't stop getting owned by Shelly in public, Seth gives his claps for White Boy Summer, and the boys share their mutual hate of breakfast potatoes! New episode clapping every week on the Helium Comedy Podcast Network @heliumpresents o...

CLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! The Mayors are back with another cheek clappin peach slappin show! This week Shain talks about former NBA players stealing his girlfriends in college, and Seth reveals the way he swept his wife off her feet in da club! Skeet Skeet! Every week on the Helium Comedy Podcast Network! @heliumpresents on Twitter and Instagram @assvillpod on Twitter/Instagram @shainbrenden...

Clappers and Assassins rejoice! This week the Mayors clap up Kee's Loaded Food Cart, Seth has a history of bad neighbors, and Shain has a weird obsession with the Netflix documentary series, Last Chance U.

Clappers and Assassins Rejoice! The Mayors of Assville are back and this week they are talking Billie Eillish, NBA Top Shot, All-Star Weekend, Buffalo Wild Wing's secret "Pizza Wings" and why Coming 2 America was terrible.

CLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! The Mayors of Assville are back with a Grown & Sexy episode! This week Seth and Shain dim the lights, pour up big glasses of pinot, wrap our hair up with silk scarfs and get into our favorite R&B Jams! Assville is clapping those cheeks every week on the Helium Comedy Podcast Network @heliumpresents on IG. Find Shain on IG and Twitter: @shainbrenden Find Seth on IG:...

CLAPPER AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! Back like the cheeks in which we all clap with another delicious episode for you! This week Shain and Seth discover Dwight Howard's weird Kid Friendly rap album, Seth teaches Shain about the magic of muskrat love making and the Mayors get yet another non-keto friendly baked good from our Official Baker of Assville, Chef Sable!  

Clappers and Assassin Rejoice! Kick off those snow boots and unthaw those cheeks baby because the Mayors are back with another HOT one to help melt the ice off your Subaru Baja's! This week Seth and Shain talk surviving Portland Snowmageddon, Seth and Shellys romantic senior citizen getaway to Hood River, NBA Top Shot and Seth's hatred of the future and Shain's disdain for any snow activity in our...

CLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! The Mayors of Assville are back and boy are they ice skating alone at Lloyd Center on a Wednesday afternoon. This week Shain and Seth go in on the delicious Kemuri Japanese Hotdogs! (@kemuri_hotdogs) ****BECOME A CLAPPER AND ASSASSIN AND LEAVE US A REVIEW ON ITUNES!**** Seth calls for bone-in hot dogs while helping Shain piece together events from a forgotten night...

CLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! The Mayors of Assville are back with a new soundboard that's gonna take some time to figure out! This week Shain white-knuckles through his final hours of fasting, Seth takes down a fake burger and a real New York glizzy in the same day, and a special guest Clapper pop's in on pod! This week the guys get primal with Portland Burger Joint "Dick's Primal Burger" and C...

CLAPPERS AND ASSASSINS REJOICE! The Mayors of Assville are back with a THROWBACK! In this episode Seth and Shain swap and Clap 90's songs. From Wu-Tang's "Triumph" to Everclear's "Heartspark Dollar Sign", Less Than Jake's "Dopeman" to OutKast's "Elevators" throw your backpack in your room, make some pizza rolls and come watch some TRL with yer boys!  Shout out to our Clapper of the Week @sable_k! ...

CLAPPERS and ASSASSINS grab some JoJo's get under this heated blanket and watch some sports documentaries with us cuz baby the Mayor's are back with another juicy one! This week @shainbrenden and @sethhaha clap up the food truck JoJo @jojo_pdx, Seth gives his winning strategy for playing the Oregon Lottery, Shain isn't sure about where to get vegetables and talk Tiger and Tony Parker docs! Follow...