Ask My Daddy

Warning - any Tall Hot Blondes (TBHs) that are easily offended, please skip this episode. Starting with Wordle - really again guys?? Of course, my Daddy has Wordle brain! Daddy forgot his manners with his DROID, some things never change. New challenge to get warmed up - say Polly Had a Perfect Polymer Polly Poked Her Perfect Polymer With a Pen. We tease you with some topics but after aliens and ex...

ER MAH GAWD - never knew I needed a Sabbatical until now. I spent some time dusting off these microphones. So this is us, getting back in the saddle and getting my mis en place back in order. Life is a journey and Daddy is always ready with a rando song and wants everything to be about him. Which is fine! He’s old, he’s my Daddy, so he can get what he wants. Cat hairs galore with misconceiving tit...

We may repeat ourselves but we are still a little rusty in this one too… Who the fuck is my cohost?? Joel the Father.. And please don’t eat during this episode, it will not end up well. Daddy is READY feeling frisky and froggy, and Deanna the Daughter is WRONG on the episode number cuz we did a reversi, unintentionally. Heads up - toilet plungers are the worst! But it gives musical chairs a whole...

Are the questions on the left or right - its been too fucking long, we have NO idea what the actual fuck we’re doing. Therefore, everyone gets a refresher on this podcast and our bloviations - is that EVEN a real world. Who cares, the show must go on!! Best way to push forward is to reminisce with HOT DUDE FIRE PANTIES. We are all ready for rapid fire questions at Joel speed, LETS GO!! Hashtag rat...

We start this episode with Daddy not feeling his LIPS, gonna be a wild-ish ride, y’all! Can we get our GD mics right yet? We’ve only been doing this for a year and Daddy just has to get his mouth in the “right” position.. SMH FML WTF… Of course we gotta catch up on how taco bowls can suck, hashtag eating healthy is lame.. We don’t count the boners and we are finally answering a LISTENER QUESTION!!...

THE most ridiculous questions EVER to go at Papa Joel speed, cringe worthy but so worth it! All from my noggin’.. Make it ‘til you fake it, take a shot now and believe me later. We go from thermostats to sharts to birthdays to noses to Mensa! Quite the gamut on the docket for this episode. I’m sure there’s some knowledge in there somewhere, drink up cuz this will tickle your punching bone! Catch t...

TRIGGER WARNING - skip this boner if you don’t feel like putting up with our ignorant blatant statements about real shit as this is heavier on the political discussions on our OG Mic (aka Yeti - hashtag don’t use it)… Otherwise, what do two podcasters do at night at a podcast conference? Record of course! On our not so great starter equipment - blah blah blah… Daddy thinks we are all crazy in the...

Daddy posed this question on some other episode which I cannot for the life of me remember BUT at least I wrote it down! We are a little rusty AND dusty but this is a super duper fun episode starting out with Big Bopper. Does that have anything to do with the question - NO but who gives a shit! Gave me time to get my diddly do’s in order. Then we have to discuss in length PODFEST 2024 y’all - WTF...

Happy Birthday to US! Two mics, three people add up to an editing nightmare (please don’t be judgey). BUT, it sure was fun to have our first full episode guest - Magic Maggie, hot pharma student in da’ house! In our celebratory one year episode, we try and get through her listener question submitted via askmydaddypod@gmail.com : How does Advil know where to go in  your body to relieve pain? We go...

Ok TBH - I have no idea what century debate was referenced at the end of the previous episode’s description - alcohol kills my memory and we DIVE right back into the PERIODIC TABLE. My suggestion is to binge these two episode one after the other. We are getting into the history (not my best subject) of this stupid smart table and apparently I can’t pronunciate Mr. Lavoosier. I know, wtf but he was...

Is this going to be our FIRST EVER two part question expanding across TWO episodes?? Fingers crossed, so it begins - sterioscopic and flapping cat hairs. We still have to get through the silly beginning banter and blow some mics while I still try to figure out what the actual eff I’m doing with sound. I really wish I had trumpet sounds because we are discussing the Periodic Table - what I thought...

I know it’s been a minute or more than a minute, but we are back to impart some knowledge (or lack of) on this episode!  Do we have to discuss Wordle AND sing the effin Mickey Mouse song on every episode? Yeah we do cuz Mickey Mouse does a BLURT! I know, wtf… SMH IRL IDK! Daddy is ready and willing and… we try to fit our listeners in our hands before getting to the good stuff. *Drumroll* The quest...

This is another segment of rapid fire questions! We are going at rapid fire Joel speed - is that an oxymoron? Hmmm.. Appears opinions are like assholes and daddy has MULTIPLES!! WTF - I know, I know. Stick with us past the 18 min mark to get to question number TWO…We have quite a mix of questions. Drink up bishes or phone a bro if needs be and cheers to all!! Hashtag rate and review wherever you&a...

We may or may not have had a little bit to drink on this episode that we recorded a little late in the evening, but it just makes it more funner cuz military alphabets, Greek alphabets and shit. Which has nothing to do with this episode’s question, no surprise there! Daddy says he’s actually READY for this question, hmmm - he is a good bullshitter so we shall see. Good vibes only!!! And then tange...

Starting off strong with a healthy debate about equilibrate - what the?? Yeah first tangent is positive and negative idiots with everyone trying to “equilibrate” to being a neutral idiot! Chug chug something good to get ready for the rest. And Wordle appears, not new to any of us but what do you get when Wordle is missing two ears? Not the question of the night! Are we ever going to get to it? Yes...

Alright, we have a LISTENER question - mound up! Thank you number 5 for your interesting question as to why glue doesn’t stick to its own bottle… There’s air and water and epoxy, all jumbled together we get this episode. It’s chemistry centric, so Daddy is on point! We discover a too cool for school website - Wonderopolis, feels nostalgic for some reason… Elmer’s glue, gorilla glue, we cover it al...

Starting off on a BANG - would you rather rub your input or rub your output? Hmmm… I say neither only because this is a convo with my Daddy. Life lessons from Daddy that nobody asked for. Then I get some family lessons - will we ever get to the question?!? Keep listening… On to sock hops and jitter bug dancin’! Daddy is not a dancer and may be a bomber (J/K!!!!!) he’s just a chemical thief, so wha...

Well golly, we some non-producing assholes but we know what episode this is.. We go into the sky and clouds even though we ain’t no meterologists. Please excuse the typos, I’m write it like we say it! Anyone ever thought about the difference between tornadoes and hurricanes??? This is what we dive into or up to tonight. And guess what we do, go on our favorite ride - tangents!!!! Blatant statement...

We could be missing our brains in this episode but that is TBD, bitches! We have a very special dedication at the end for our little tap dancer - but we have a WHOLE lot of fun in between including minimizing bloviation - Wordle - is blove a word? Some questions remain unanswered. We even have our first ever guest, JOSH! My hubby, as he puts his 3 cents in on these random rapid fire questions that...

Wow, does Daddy have some answers for us tonight!! We talk scientists, of course, Louis Pasteur to be exact - is that a hint for the question? We hop around so many centuries, who knows when shit actually happened cuz we weren’t there… The good, the bad, the ugly about pasteurization and milk. Why does the world use different methods (metrics or units) to measure the goddamn same thing? Makes me a...

Shit fire in the first minute, we are in for a WILD ride! This is the second installment of crazy kiddo questions. As I get our equipment settled, daddy makes a “that’s what she said joke” which just sets the tone! Post microphone impressions, microphone tickles, jee willikers, some bloopers AND the Happy Whistler by Don Robertson (no relation and don’t sue us), we get to the meat of the questions...

Guess who’s back? This is an epic episode with a long ass intro - but I don’t think that is new. We did a switch-a-roo on the set up that fucks us all up, could make us funnier?? We start off with pings, submarines and squeaks!! Excuse the realism in the episode… The question today is, you definitely have to wait for it, at like 10 MINUTES plus some - how does one tell time by the shadows of objec...

Low key shout out to Mary, you know who you are! Even though the title seems like it could be a kid friendly episode - IT’S NOT! Of course we start out with a WORDLE count - but we can’t count, never claimed we could - no judging! Daddy follows the Scotch, do as he does not as he says… We don’t even know what episode it is - dirty thirty or thirty one where nothing rhymes… Can you believe that hal...

We are still trying to get our equipment right and not inverted after seven whole months - wow! Yeah, we get an E for effort. Starting off with a Dear Joel email regarding whatever the fuck I asked for in the last episode but we got tunnels and gray hair and a long ass intro. Then we get to the MEAT of the episode finally where nothing computes - What are the seven wonders of the world? We find ou...

Does daddy sound like Jon Voight in the intro? I think so but what do I know.. Do any of you know two brothers named Fred? Then we figure out this is going to be a RAPID FIRE QUESTION episode that will be at Papa Joel speed - you’re welcome! So the questions cover kids, unplanned surprise babies, belly buttons, high school, childhood dreams, tv shows and Irish car bombs. Take what you will (hopefu...