Armstrong & Getty

Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts

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Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts features only the absolute beefiest segments from the broadcast show! Well Done, and thoroughly satisfying--enjoy them with friends!

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Armstrong & Getty

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News

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Latest episode

Feb 27, 2026

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Episodes

A.I. Jack 14.03.2024

This is a trip. One of our great listeners managed to create a clip of A.I. Jack! He actually made a pretty startling declaration in the clip.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

82% Of Statistics You Hear Are Made Up 13.03.2024

There was a study done, by a mattress company, that said that people who sleep in separate beds sleep better. Emphasis on "by a mattress company." How many stats are true? It seems not many...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Art Is Dead 12.03.2024

Joe brought us a really interesting piece from The Honest Broker about how art is dead and we are all basically scrolling ourselves to death.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feet Stretching Punishment 11.03.2024

Jack brought up a story about some pro-Palestinian protesters destroying an old painting... There has to be some way to deter these people from doing this! Joe's form of punishment just might work...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gender Bending Madness: A Mix 11.03.2024

Joe brought us a series of stories from the "Gender Bending Madness" file.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Did Joe Say?! 08.03.2024

Katie started this fight. Joe was telling a story about how he unleased  something on his dog. Did he misspeak or did Katie mishear?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

C.O.W. - Clips Of The Week! 08.03.2024

It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... It's C.O.W. - Clips of the Week!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Jack The A-Hole? Part 2 08.03.2024

Jack told a story about how he absolutely came unhinged and yelled at his son's orthodontist the other day... Here is a follow up.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

S.O.T.U. Analysis And Senator Katie Britt 08.03.2024

The guys broke down some of the analysis coming in after The State of the Union (campaign) speech. Also, Senator Katie Britt with her bizarre post S.O.T.U. video... SPOILER ALERT: Jack thought it was hot.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Jack The A-Hole? 07.03.2024

Jack had an unfortunate experience at the orthodontist yesterday and somewhat lost his cool. Overwhelming vote says that he was in the right but apparently there was some unhinged yelling... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TSA Self Checkout 07.03.2024

TSA is trying out a "self-checkout" version for the airport. This is already proving to be a problem, but the guys hope it might stop TSA agents from yelling at them.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monarchy Now! 06.03.2024

Another hot race in California is for the LA District Attorney... where once again the "Marxist, George Soros appointed" George Gascon is looking like he's going to win. The guys have an alternative idea...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Happened To Democracy?! 06.03.2024

It looks like the Senate race in CA has come down to Adam Schiff and Steve Garvey. If you're familiar with the show, you know how Jack feels about Adam Schiff and this sent his blood pressure up a bit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How The Border Crisis Changed A Small Town 05.03.2024

This one came from the Free Beacon and it shows how the border crisis can completely change the place you live.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

50 Sauces!? 05.03.2024

This was Joe's favorite headline of the day: America Is Swimming In Sauce.  This is where we also learned that the Getty household might have an issue.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't Get Scammed! 04.03.2024

Jack almost fell victim to a Craigslist scam the other day. These scammers are getting good and some are even linked to the cartel. Stay vigilant, friends!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gender Bending Madness: The Trans Youth Equality Foundation 29.02.2024

A journalist called the Trans Youth Equality Foundation and posed as a 13 year old girl trying to transition to a boy against her parents wishes. The things that T.Y.E.F. Director Susan Maasch said to her will shock you.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leap Year Superstitions Around The World 29.02.2024

Today is Leap Day so Joe brought us some info on what the rest of the world thinks of this day. Now, that'll cost you 12 pairs of gloves.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Biden's "Fake Jog" 28.02.2024

Jack has a new jihad and it's the way that Biden acts like he's about to run up the stairs of Air Force One when we all know dang well that isn't going to happen.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everything Hurts And I'm Dying 27.02.2024

This all started with a license plate that Jack saw while out doing his dad duties... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Biden's Signs Of Dementia? 27.02.2024

There are several signs that Biden is showing a steady decline. The title may be unclear so prepare yourself. This takes a turn.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI Movie Making and Joe's Movie Idea 26.02.2024

There is an app that will convert talk into AI movies! This could completely change Hollywood. Joe has a blockbuster hit idea that will for sure break the box office.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Ya Old Hag" 23.02.2024

Nancy Pelosi came up on the show and Joe called her an "old hag" which Jack really enjoyed.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh Come On... Be Better! 23.02.2024

Make sure you're not drinking anything while listening to this because it will come out your nose. Joe brought us a blurb from a newsletter with a  fantastic title.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are You Too Clever To Be Conned? 22.02.2024

The headline "Put your smugness away. You are not too clever to be conned." How gullible are you? This article breaks down the "art" of conning.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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