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Beyoncé's new country song just hit the top of the charts... but one of our amazing listeners noticed that it is  VERY  similar to the theme song from Franklin the Turtle.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Joe's new featurette called "A Realists Look at Israel" where he covered a few stories coming out of the Middle East conflict right now.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A flight from SF to Boston had to be diverted to Denver after passengers noticed the plane's  wing falling apart.   The captain then took a walk down the aisle to check it out for himself..  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe has a very specific list of Jihads... one of which we learned is directed at the woman who wants to come to "Los Angie."  Direct your emails from "Los Angie" to mailbag@armstrongandgetty.com   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a feature called  TECH TALK!  Here, Joe lets us know about the privacy issues with having an AI girlfriend.   Which would you rather: A friend with an AI girlfriend or a friend that's a meth head? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This study finds that of mothers of boys with gender dysphoria, more than 50% of them have borderline personality disorder.    Joe brought us this amazing article from the NY Times that explains this study from 1991.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... It's C.O.W. - Clips of the Week!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The year was 2007... and Jack decided it was a good time to go to Russia. He did many things, like spending 3 hours in a train station, counting Lenin statues and being unsure about breakfast.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack had an INSANE story that one of friends friends told him. Seriously, the entire A&G crew's jaws were on the floor.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe brought us a list of break up texts and gave us a quiz! Were these texts written by an actual human or a robot? You decide!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a  fantastic Joe Getty moment. China is trying to turn 3rd world countries against the United States and change the world order in a way that would make you miserable.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well it looks like the Mayorkas impeachment finally happened. The guys came up with some of the  greatest   ways to describe him.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe sucked all the fun out of life earlier by telling us basically that everything that is convenient and delicious is bad for us. Then we had a nice laugh at the thought of Jack sautéing onions.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Biden's mental health has been in the headlines for a while now. Yet again, Biden's handlers had to have been on edge when he started inching  back  towards the podium the other day.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mayorkas talked on Meet the Press about how much work he has to do on each day of the week... and so on. The guys had fun with this clip. Also, Jack has a strong hatred for bureaucrats.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Of course A&G are talking about the Super Bowl today and the 49er's loss. It was also the 20 year anniversary of Nipplegate!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time for a fond look back at the week that was. It's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Super Bowl is this weekend! The guys talked a bit about the game, Jack got his mind blown over the fact that Vegas is a dome and the Vegas scene. Also, make sure you get Michael Angelo's cheese dip recipe!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This all started because some dog took a poo on a plane but no one could find it... The poo, not the dog. Then we found out the guys really don't like dogs sleeping in their bed with them.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This may be some of the "most disturbing" news out there. Joe also gave us a great Uncle Sam comparison.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this clip we hear some babblin' Biden, we get a glimpse into Joe's future business venture and we learn a new fancy word for poop!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever seen someone flop sides as much as Joe Biden? Jack gave us a bad visual at the end of this so be warned.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack took one for the team (or did he?) and watched The Grammys last night. Not sure if the coverage of the award ceremony or Joe's hatred of it is more entertaining here.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was. It's C.O.W. Clips of the Week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is great news for Jack as he seems to have thrown his new years resolutions out the window. Here are some tips to maintaining those resolutions!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.