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What are the secrets to a happy marriage? Apparently loading the dishwasher properly has a lot to do with it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Representative Sheila Jackson Lee from Houston, TX gave us all a very informative lesson on moon exploration... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well aren't we a lucky bunch! Jack has vowed to start weaving this word into every day situations.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time to, totally voluntarily, take a fond look back at the week that was... It's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack actually sat down and watched a couple of sitcoms last night and to his surprise, he felt really good afterwards. Maybe there's something to say about the evening sitcom routine and not just doom scrolling for hours... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People suck. Apparently companies are having trouble with people purchasing a product and then returning a fake item. Jack describes them perfectly, "scumbags." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The world has lost its mind. A letter from campus officials went out at Sacramento State titled "Trans Community Support" that would make you think some unspeakable hate crime was committed. That is hardly the case..  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This one came from an "influencer." Apparently this simple, yet hilarious hack can help you get a great nights sleep!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As you know, this last Sunday was Easter... and also Transgender Visibility Day. How many days/weeks/months a year are we dedicating to the LGBTQ+ ??   Quite a few... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is it with guys and their obsession of what would happen if they went to prison?  The guys talked about the hell of a time SBF faces while in prison.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe Biden is having a  very expensive fundraiser featuring Obama and Bill Clinton. There will also be performances by Queen Latifah and Lizzo... WARNING: There is a chance that if you're drinking anything towards the end of this podcast, you  will spit it out in laughter.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is audio from KJP hanging up on North Carolina radio host Mark Garrison of WBT in Charlotte after he asked her about gas prices, inflation, and the president's mental state... how offensive!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack was going over a sleep study and realized he hasn't slept properly in decades.  Apparently, getting the right amount of sleep can make you feel 3 months younger? Who has that gauge?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Based on the quality of reporting we see now days, it's pretty clear that news outlets just do not care anymore. Jack made a great point, if we were  paying  for our news, things might be different. But now, it's all about the clicks.  As an added bonus , Jack uses a fancy word because he is a classy guy.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That sounds like a word we shouldn't even say... but it stands for Duel Income No Kids. There has to be slang for everything.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was...It's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yesterday, illegals stormed the border and ambushed border patrol.  It was all caught on video.  How this was not the top story on every news media outlet is confusing.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elon Musk's Neuralink has been successfully implanted into a human and is working! A paralyzed man explains in this clip how he is moving the cursor on his computer. Jack has some other ideas for how this tech could be used... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We played a clip yesterday that resulted in a lot of listener feedback... and not for the reason you think. "I don't know... Like A LAaaHHht??" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We know that this is the  main  thing on all of your minds, so here you go. Now Getty images is doing a thorough investigation into all images released by The Palace.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Boeing can't seem to stay out of its own way. Now, the Boeing C.E.O. has confirmed that the recent problems have been caused by "quality escape." Whatever that means... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The show went there... it's some T.T. (Toilet Talk) Todays topic: The Bidet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spring Break has sprung and all hell has broken loose in Ft. Lauderdale.  Jack reminisces about saying he'd work out and then he'd go drinking... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time for a fond look back at the week that was... it's C.O.W. Clips of the Week!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bernie Sanders is floating around the idea of a four day work week. Seems like people are into it because it was talked about on the late night shows and the crowd went wild.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.