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The human brain peaked in size 3,000 - 5,000 years ago! We've lost brain volume and the science behind it is pretty amazing!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let us take a fond look back at the week that was....it's COW Clips of the Week!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A couple of climate activists caused a disruption at the US Open by gluing their feet to the ground in the stands. Joe has a great idea as to how to get people to stop doing this... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack's kids have talked about wanting to be streamers when they grow up. Well he found a study about how much they can actually make and how difficult it can be. Joe is just going to stream streams and make millions.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Rolling Stones are releasing a new album in October. The video is very cool! Of course the jokes were rolling though...because, well, they're old.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The science says these ridiculous wind farms don't do much of anything but kill birds and whales. Joe found a great piece that brings all of this to light.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

COVID 19 and its variants are back in full force it would seem. Do you think mask mandates are coming back? School closures? That would be awful. Also, Joe Biden is practicing Covid safety since Jill has it now.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe is on some mega steroids for his sciatica (kidding) so he had to let some of the rage out with a nice yelling session. Also if someone has a big neck are they big neckED or big necked?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe brought us a really interesting piece from a child psychiatrist who told us an easy/obvious way to help your kids deal with anxiety... give them something to do! So often kids are over protected to the point of becoming "veal calves." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ABC news was reporting on the Wall Street Journal poll that came out over the weekend placing Trump and Biden neck and neck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yesterday during the show, Jack said he was thinking about getting on the elliptical. Lots of texts have rolled in asking if he did... spoiler alert, he did not.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is the 25 year anniversary of The Armstrong & Getty Show! The guys have been reminiscing this morning on past shows and segments, one of them being the always hilarious "Missed Connections."  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There is a lawsuit going on right now because the burgers at BK don't look like they do in the photos on the menu.  Jack also shared a story about his trip to Burger King last night.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack was watching GMA and saw that the fashion trend right now is "cowgirl summer." Joe just loves talking fashion... Also, why are men's shorts getting shorter? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you haven't seen it yet, there is a video going around of tribal cops shutting down some environmental protesters blocking the road to Burning Man.  The cops clearly had had enough of them and completely took their blockade out.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys played a clip of a cat apparently saying "Mom, where are you?" This led to the guys talking about how annoying it would be if our dogs could talk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe found this thread about a major cover up within the big sugar industry. Big food, big sugar and big pharma have been manipulating and profiting off of our sickness and disease for years. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe realized that he double booked a doctors appt for a day that he already had plans. This lead to a story from Jack about a friend of his that was cheating on his significant other and ended up going to two Thanksgiving dinners!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Little League World Series was this weekend and team USA won! Joe thinks the LLWS is cool, but also is a little cynical about it. We can all agree that the sportsmanship with those kids is awesome!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How should Jack handle that? Joe suggests a hat every day for a few months, then put a wig under the hat and let a little poke out for a few months and then BAM... everyone forgets he's bald!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The whole debate format is not the way to do it. At one point, Martha told the candidates to "raise their hands" to which Ron DeSantis snapped back. What if Jack and Joe could moderate the debate?! Now that would be fantastic.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gov. Maura Healey was trying to have a fundraiser on Nantucket Island when a group of climate activists came in and started yelling about fossil fuels.  One of the best parts of this clip is when you can hear the (probably) rich, former hippie putting the climate activist in her place.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack claims he is the man who doesn't dream... but the other night he had a nightmare that he couldn't shake the emotional effect of all day long. Meanwhile, Joe used to be able to control his dreams.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have all heard the hit "Rich Men North of Richmond" by Oliver Anthony, but have you heard Hank Hill's version? Well thanks to one of our listeners, and AI, now you can.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys think the way we handle debates in this country is ridiculous. Zinger slinging isn't a valuable tool for a President.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.