Armstrong & Getty

Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts

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Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts features only the absolute beefiest segments from the broadcast show! Well Done, and thoroughly satisfying--enjoy them with friends!

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Armstrong & Getty

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News

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Latest episode

Feb 27, 2026

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Episodes

COW Clips Of The Week 29.09.2023

Let's take a fond look back at the week that was, it's COW Clips of the Week!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Cause Of The Homeless Crisis 29.09.2023

This came in the form of a note from one of our listeners. As you're all aware of by now, the homeless crisis is spreading across the country and not getting any better.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Little Debate Recap 28.09.2023

The Republican Debate last night was an absolute dumpster fire. The guys have a little montage to give you a feel for the circus.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Internet Is Getting Worse 27.09.2023

Joe came across a piece from the NY Times about how the internet is only getting worse. Armstrong & Getty talk about some of the jobs that might be toast because of AI and more... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All Beef Hot Dogs Aren't All Beef?! 27.09.2023

Armstrong & Getty were talking about the connection between big tobacco and junk food in America. Of course the conversation took off and included Jack seeming to be surprised that "ALL BEEF Franks" aren't all beef ... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Were You Doing Your Best? 26.09.2023

Jack asked this question while defending black market dentistry.  Apparently some guy got busted for performing dental procedures in the back of a convenience store.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pull Their Heads Out Of Their What? 26.09.2023

We played a clip of a committeeman from Chicago telling Joe Biden and Kamala Harris to pull their heads out of their rears. Jack got really hung up on this.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 4 Day Work Week 26.09.2023

In light of the UAW strike, the topic of the 4 day work week came up. We played a clip of a cute little kid demanding 3 day weekends. Joe was cynical thinking the child was exploited for social media.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do It For The Swifties 25.09.2023

Patrick Mahomes said the Chiefs felt some pressure to get Travis Kelce the ball because his new beau, Taylor Swift, was at the game.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Organically Mentally Ill 25.09.2023

There are so many cities across our country dealing with the homeless taking over.  Are these people organically mentally ill or have they destroyed their brains with drugs?  We the tax payer are expected to pay to clean up this mess... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

COW Clips Of The Week And A Biden Bonus! 22.09.2023

It's time to take a fond look back at the week that was... it's COW Clips of the Week! Also, the guys have a new favorite Joe Biden clip... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Best Accent, Teeth Health And Collecting Stuff 22.09.2023

This is a whole spread of topics. First we heard from the dentist with the world's largest toothpaste collection, then Joe has an article explaining the link between teeth health and brain health and then this morphed into what musicians have mega collections.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Between A Screech And A Whistle 21.09.2023

It is mind blowing that no one was hurt when that missing F-35 crash landed this week after the pilot had to eject.  We obtained audio of the guy who actually witnessed the plane going down and crashing.  Saying this man is audio gold is an understatement. Also, he's already been re-mixed.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Starbucks: The Milkshake Shop 21.09.2023

Jack has his fall attire going full force. We're talking Ugg's, scarf and he reeks of pumpkin spice. This led to the guys talking about how Starbucks is basically a glorified milkshake shop at this point.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They Tased The Band Director?! 20.09.2023

A HS band director was recently tased because he refused to have the band stop playing after the game.  Apparently, bands playing in somewhat of a competition after the game is a thing in some places. Due to the refusal to stop, and not listening to police officers, Johnny Mims was tased 3 times. This brought back the sore memory for Jack about his band director who made him miss the last episode...

Some Good Ol' Fashion Kamala Mockery 20.09.2023

We know you guys hate hearing her voice as much as we do, but this was a must. Plus, Joe does a great Kamala that is worth a listen.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack's Vacuum Rage 19.09.2023

Jack is really pinched because he can't seem to find a vacuum cleaner he can't break. He is desperately looking for one of the old school, metal, heavy duty ones. Can anyone help before his blood pressure spikes again? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gavin Newsom The Dodge Master 19.09.2023

Gavin Newsom was on CNN with Dana Bash. While she, as Joe said, should be working for the Biden administration, Gavin Newsom still seemed to dodge some of her softball questions.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There Is A F-35 Stealth Jet Missing 18.09.2023

It's missing and the govt is asking for the public's help. After the pilot had to eject, a F-35 stealth jet might be flying around in a "zombie state" after the pilot put it in auto pilot. And yes, there is actually a phone number you can call if you happen to see said jet.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Biden: The Lying Liar That Lies 15.09.2023

We're starting to lose count of how many times Biden has flat out lied about something. The list is definitely getting longer.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack's Lemming Confusion... Again. 15.09.2023

So apparently this was covered a decade ago but it was time for a refresher. Jack was under the impression that lemmings commit mass suicide by running off cliffs.  Turns out, a lot of people think that to be true. The reason why is interesting!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

COW Clips Of The Week! 15.09.2023

Let us take a fond look back at the week that was... it's COW Clips of the Week!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He Caught It! 14.09.2023

This was awesome. Some friends were next to a passing cruise ship and one of them threw a PERFECT pass of a beer to someone on the ship! This is a story he should tell for the rest of his life!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alien Corpses Presented To Congress 14.09.2023

Jack loves this. Alleged “non-human” alien corpses have been displayed to Mexican politicians at the country’s Congress. How weird is this? Joe thinks these things look like a middle schooler made them.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Robot Soccer Player 11.09.2023

Joe tweeted out a video over the weekend of a robot playing soccer. Not just playing soccer, but playing soccer better than any human we've seen. This is semi terrifying.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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