Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts

Pop Eye's has released a new chicken sammich with TRUFF sauce. That is a spicy truffle mayo. Turns out, Jack still can't taste sweets after having Covid.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amazon has started doing delivery by drone if you live in close proximity to one of their distribution centers. How they're powered will shock you. (Fake news) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The situation with the House Speaker position continues on. It truly is, as the guys have coined it, "The Clown Show." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This clip is out of a town hall meeting in Massachusetts. We're unsure of the context... all we know is the town councilor Lillia Maselli got really upset.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe Biden got really animated and worked up when asked if The United States can handle the wars in both Israel and Ukraine. "Of course we can!"  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe remembers having a conversation with a CA teacher about how they had to take a sensitivity training because you can't teach a lesson about a mountain or snow because one of the students might be from somewhere that doesn't have mountains or snow... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For some reason Jack only has mundane dreams... no sex, no flying... just the store being out of bananas.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sometimes we just need a laugh... and Jack and Joe deliver!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe noticed something silly in an article he was reading and of course the guys took off on it! Hilarious!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A cherished Friday tradition! It's COW Clips of the Week!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe has been dealing with some health ailments lately and told us a tale about how specialists only see their specialty. The texts that followed this story were fantastic, "Does Joe have mice in his bowels?" You take it from here...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a nice spread. A little T-Swift, some tech news and a bigfoot sighting. Enjoy!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We imagine that's what goes through a socialists head when the come into a bunch of money. Have you noticed that? Socialists get a bunch of money and end up buying mansions.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This one has a little bit of everything. Also, how good looking do you think you are? Attractive people tend to have an easier time in some avenues in life, duh. Jack said he has a Walmart face.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm sorry Joe, what?!  There is a new record for a giant pumpkin which led to Joe saying one of the more disturbing things we've heard in a while.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A new feature has been driving people crazy with the update on the iPhone. Now, when you edit your Apple ID card, the info you input goes out to all of your contacts phones as well. This caused some Jack rage.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh man, this was one of the best COW Clips of the Week in a while. It's like Christmas today on the show.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Powerball madness is in full effect. Joe has a plan if he wins!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An upsetting article out of the Free Beacon talks about how Planned Parenthood is assisting teens in their gender transition after an only 30 minute consultation. Also, Jack hilariously hurt Joe's feelings... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Select Cut has a little bit of everything. We start with the woman who tried robbing Walmart on a mobility scooter and ended up screaming about how racist the store is. This turned into how mobility scooters are gumming up the aisles in stores. Then we went into claw machines and gambling... keep up!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone loves a meeting right? A Friday meeting? Where someone asks lots of questions at the end? Right?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys played a clip of a guy who observed a woman paying zero attention to her kid at the playground because she was on her phone. Jack is guessing that this guy isn't a parent and pointed out that this might have been the only time to herself she had. Michael dipped into is parent database to crack the case.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently, New York Democrat Jamaal Bowman said he activated the alarm by mistake on Saturday while rushing to a vote. Yeah, okay.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman who claims to be a "body positivity activist" fired off a list of things that hotels need to do to be more accommodating to the obese. This list includes making the hallways and elevators bigger...Jack likes one of the accommodations though, because he enjoys a nice high toilet.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another week, another Sunday NFL ticket featuring Taylor Swift.  Everyone is talking about it so we had to as well.  The Swiftie craze has even taken over the condiment aisle!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.