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You've seen the bumper stickers, "Don't California My Idaho" or "Don't California My Texas." Well, we're pretty sure California ideals are seeping their way into schools through out the country.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack went low with this. He said Joe would hate it, but laughs were had. These are the things you can say in bed and at a funeral.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yolo County Moms for Liberty held their Sunday event at the Davis public library  called “Fair and Safe Sports for Girls" when chaos broke out after the librarian ended the event due to the speaker "misgendering" athletes.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Even the CEO of Ford sees there is a problem with driving long distances in an electric vehicle. We can just start with having to stop and wait 30 minutes for your car to charge.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This flesh eating bacteria apparently comes from warm water and raw shellfish. Of course this opened the floodgates for jokes.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On Sunday, trans powerlifter Anne Andres won first place at the Western Canadian Powerlifting & Bench Press Championships. Is this the end of women's sports? Also, Joe doesn't appreciate being bullied into using pronouns. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time to take fond look back at the week that was... it's COW Clips of the Week!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There was a wolf attack on Huntington Beach! When we say wolf attack, we mean guys dressed as wolves...because they're furries ... at a furry meet up.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys talked about a (brain) dead man who had a pig kidney transplant and ithas been functioning in him for a month. This prompted a hilarious listener email.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trump sent out a Truth on TruthSocial that said, "They never went after those that Rigged the Election. They only went after those that fought to find the RIGGERS!" Well, apparently that was considered RACIST by some... because, well it rhymes with a racial slur? Also in this clip, Jack ruined Joe's magic.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vivek Ramaswamy is moving up in the polls. He is just really good at what he does. Jack made an interesting point about how people are attracted to the "Happy Warrior" who has the ability to deliver bad news in a hopeful and powerful tone.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The global monitoring networks, some of which are taxpayer funded, are suppressing conservative news media. Turns out there is now an investigation into the Biden administration funding these organizations!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes, this is a thing. This is a disorder when people identify as disabled. One woman even put bleach in her eyes to blind herself and is happy about it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Enes Freedom had some choice words about "trans women" (men) in women's sports. Meanwhile, Jack is hung up on his name.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There is an interesting article from the WSJ about how the diet shots like Ozempic are actually showing that weight has a lot to do with biology.  This led into spray tanning talk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack found a hilarious photo of a Time Magazine cover for "Person of the Year" and the winners were the 2 clerks that beat up the thief stealing cigarettes. As Joe said, this was some "unapologetic standing up forcefully for traditional values." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys ponder what the presidential duties will look like if Trump is elected and has to serve from prison.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That is the theme of today's show. It's time for us all to pack up and move to the Conservative States of America and the left can go to Woke-a-topia. Everything has gone off the rails.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack's sons love The Simpsons. While watching, Jack noticed that the show did something outrageous. They had an episode where the message was burn down the system because the rich are screwing us. Joe had to pick up his jaw after this one.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is the most click baity click bait of life. First of all, spoiler alert, there are no 3 rules. Some of this is pretty insightful though.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The daily feature from Joe Getty, "Freedom Loving Quotes Of The Day!" Plus a smidge of singing from Jack.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a Friday tradition! Let's take a fond look back at the week that was, it's COW Clips of the Week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe got on the scale and had a "HOLY S***" moment. In a very relatable conversation, the guys talk about having good intentions for their diets, and then blowing it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh how times have changed. Not too long ago, NYC Mayor Eric Adams was all for illegal immigrants seeking asylum in his sanctuary city. Now that the city has been taken over by migrants and there is no room for them, Mayor Adams has changed his tune.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We usually play the clip "San Francisco's crumblin" but it appears it has already crumbled. Also, you'll hear a clip of a homeless guy who is happy right where he is, enjoying the fresh air.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.