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Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “Secrets of a Gold Digger Killer.” Sarah shares her own story about being propositioned to move in with a man when she was a waitress — it was not exactly the same lavish scenario as Celeste, but he WAS older & is now dead. Mary can’t quite figure out if it’s responsible or potentially “murdery” to take out life insurance policies on your kids. Sarah and Ma...

Sarah and Mary recap MAFS Season 12’s “Where Are They Now?” episode and manage to whittle down the network’s two hours of “meh” to an hour of a podcast full of entertainment and big laughs. Mary is thrilled that Jacob might’ve found someone to bore for eternity and Sarah has an unexpected, new hope for Clara and Ryan. Briana’s baby voice, fresh divorces, Haley’s classic cat’s a**hole pout — it’s a...

Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “Soccer Mom Madam.” Sarah is impressed with Anna’s hustle and drive, yet confused with her choice to have an “Eyes Wide Shut” themed Sweet Sixteen party for her daughter — including a pig wearing a tutu. Mary is bummed that the madam in charge ends up at Rikers, but less bummed than when she discovers she ultimately ends up at a pig farm. Inspired by true e...

Sarah and Mary have a fun chat with the screenwriter for Lifetime’s “A Predator Returns,” the all around amazing human, John Doolan. Take a listen for some inside scoop on Lifetime movie ridiculousness and have some laughs while you’re at it.   Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter , Instagram , Facebook and join us on Patreon.  sarahcolonna.com  ...

Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “A Party Gone Wrong.” There are some dark themes and an important cautionary message, but hoo boy, there is plenty of room to talk sh*t — starting with April’s inability to pick friends. Sarah can’t imagine letting a lifelong friendship go because of a rumor that proves not to be true -- dig a little, maybe? Mary has a hard time watching the girls attempt t...

Part two of MAFS reunion leaves Sarah and Mary mixed with emotions, laughter, and a good bit of anger. Sarah is none too pleased with Kevin’s double standards when it comes to pretty much everything — especially Chris, Paige, Haley and Jacob — and makes a pretty fair case as to why Sarah and Mary should be hosting the reunion specials. Mary is hell bent on defending Jacob, especially when it seems...

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Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “A Predator Returns.” The shark themed sequel to “A Predator’s Obsession,” is nothing less than ridiculous in the most entertaining way. Sarah has a hard time reconciling Courtney’s poor upper body strength and lack of water survival skills once it’s revealed she is, in fact, a lifeguard. Mary is forced to self sooth due to the amount of willy-nilly cellpho...

Part one of MAFS reunion leaves nothing on the table except for the rest of Chris’s tantrum and Jacob and Haley’s entire journey. Sarah isn’t content with Chris saying that “a car is a car” when asked why he purchased a Mercedes for his ex-girlfriend, ignoring the bigger, far more glaring offense of wearing a way too similar suit to Pastor Dwight. Plaid. Mary isn’t pleased with any of it and is an...

Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “Sorority Sister Killer,” and boy, it’s a fun one. Mary is very turned off by the sorority’s “house mom,” Lana, but also wonders if that wouldn’t be the perfect job for her and Sarah. Sarah is critical of the hazing process that the pledges go through, yet acknowledges that those girls were a touch less enthusiastic about the alcohol involvement than she’d...

Sarah and Mary are as eager as the couples to FINALLY get to Decision Day and — along with the rest of the world — are none too thrilled with the extensive time spent on Chris and Paige. Sarah is incensed with Chris’s insincere act of chivalry when he gives Paige his jacket to warm her up only AFTER they are back inside and out of the cold. Mary can’t help but feel the emptiness and indifference i...

Sarah and Mary laugh their way through a recap of the Lifetime movie “Burning Little Lies” in this week’s episode. Sarah enjoys a good old fashioned, near-death cliff scene and determines she’d rather be courted by a murderer than wooed with the gift of a bird’s nest. Mary’s unable to get over the fact that a daughter planned her father’s funeral knowing that her sister would miss it, and also rea...

With the help of past couples, Sarah and Mary discuss the dreaded and exciting Decision Day. Amani & Woody, Karen & Miles, and Jamie & Beth attempt to try to tell it like it is on this week’s fluffy filler episode. But thankfully, Sarah and Mary take the reins and cut the BS. The co-hosts also buzz through 90 Day Fiancé “Happily Ever After” and share their thoughts, some random nuggets of wisdom,...

Sarah and Mary attempt to break down the Lifetime movie, “How I Met Your Murderer.” They get through it, but not without some major word struggles, plot holes, and laughter induced tears. Mack (ugh), the main character, is a True Crime Podcaster and Sarah has as hard a time believing that as she does saying the phrase “true crime podcaster.” Mary isn’t clear why Mack spends the bulk of her free ti...

Even though this feels like the longest MAFS season ever, Sarah and Mary are still hyped to talk to each other and sink their teeth into the various relationships. With only two days left until decision day, Sarah is concerned that Clara is sweeping her sexual frustration under the rug, and contrary to Ryan saying they’ve “both put everything into the relationship,” there’s one thing he hasn’t “pu...

Sarah and Mary are giddy this week with the recap of Lifetime’s “Just What the Doctor Ordered” — the fifth movie in the “Stalked By My Doctor” series — starring the incomparable Eric Roberts — as well as a bonus recap of the Season 6 premiere of “90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After.” Sarah’s not surprised to find Dr. Beck still extremely passionate about all matters of the heart, including surgery a...

Sarah and Mary are jazzed to dish their thoughts on this week’s MAFS episode which takes the group to Hilton Head, SC for a couple’s retreat. With one week left until decision day, Mary finds it mildly concerning that Haley and Jacob can’t even share a car ride — let alone a bed — and she’s not happy with Virginia’s strict two-cats-per-person bed policy. Sarah is glad that Jacob is getting enough...

Sarah and Mary do their best to make sense of the Lifetime movie, “Envy.”  They had a lot of laughs trying to dissect it and that’s really all that matters, right? Mary struggles with the constant use of the term “Daddy” and wonders if she’d be thrilled or offended if she was gifted with a Honda Fit. Sarah is thankful that Kandi Burress is part of the cast and sincerely wants to know what became o...

With less than two weeks until decision day, not a whole lot has changed with the individual couples. Although it was a Chris-free episode, we weren’t without a varsity ball-bag to be annoyed by — thanks for taking the reins, Haley!  Sarah can’t understand why Haley is so bent out of shape with Jacob’s choice in footwear and wonders if it’s exhausting to have pursed lips 24-hours a day. Mary would...

Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “Beware of the Midwife,” — and it’s a fun one. Did the movie make a lot of sense and was it a good use of their time to watch it? Not really. Do they have a spirited chat and some hearty laughs discussing the ridiculousness of it all? Absolutely. Sarah is unclear why anyone would switch their birthing plan so late in the game and also why someone would bail...

Sarah and Mary are very much looking forward to decision day in less than three weeks. Mostly because then they won’t have to deal with Haley’s pursed butthole lips or Chris, the narcissistic, bad egg. Sarah is highly uncomfortable with the budget discussion between Vincent and Briana but is quickly relieved when she realizes that the “cookie” column is for expenses to groom Briana’s dog and not h...

The Eric Roberts obsession continues for Sarah and Mary in their recap of Lifetime’s “Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge.”  As the third in the “Stalked By My Doctor” series, this one does NOT disappoint. Sarah is over the moon with the double dose of Eric Roberts (since Eric Roberts’ inner-voice of reason  is played by, well, Dr. Mr. Eric Roberts). Mary is genuinely pleased that he finally “...

Sarah and Mary are thrilled to see Dr. Pepper resurface alive and well, even remotely, in this week’s episode of MAFS. Sarah is relieved at the limited airtime Chris receives, however, she remains highly annoyed with Paige’s inability to point the finger at him. Mary is concerned that the “D” is as crucial to Clara’s survival as oxygen at this point — without it, she’s not going to make it. Erik’s...

This week’s recap of the trending Netflix movie, “Deadly Illusions” is a lot. A lot of what? We’re not really sure. A lot of work, definitely. Sarah and Mary can confirm that they both, in fact, watched the movie, but that’s pretty much it. Mary is floored that anyone over the age of 18 would enter a dressing room with another adult to try on bras, while Sarah is intrigued with the main character’...

The one month anniversary of the couples has Sarah and Mary feeling all of the feels. Sarah is concerned that if Clara doesn’t hear an “I love you” or experience full penetration, she might not make it to decision day (or next weekend for that matter). Mary is officially over Haley pretending to put in effort but is thankful that Jacob was at least able to enjoy a nice steak. Sarah and Mary were i...