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It’s week 12 of Married at First Sight and a lot is hitting the fan. Sarah loves that Myrla has taken so well to Hype and hates that Rachel microwaves eggs. Mary can’t say Johnny’s name without spitting nails and wonders how Bao hasn’t upended a table yet. The co-hosts are alarmed with how comfortable Brett is sitting on a disgustingly filthy chair cushion but still manage to laugh their way throu...

This week’s episode of Married at First Sight highlights the couple’s one month anniversaries.  Sarah’s not sure if Ryan’s scavenger hunt with a gift-card ending is the romantic gesture the couple needs, but hey, it’s better than watching them eat. Mary doesn’t hold back her distaste of Johnny’s immature antics (mimicking fellatio on an electric toothbrush?  GROW UP!) and feels for Bao’s awkward a...

This week’s episode of Married at First Sight has its fair share of “collar-pull” moments. Sarah’s pretty sure that Brett and Ryan’s Tantric yoga instructors got more out of the seshion than the new couple. Mary balks at Myrla’s peck kiss and wonders if Gil’s going to have to wait until their one year anniversary for some tongue. The co-hosts agree that Jose’s smirks and snide remarks would’ve got...

This week’s episode of Married at First Sight has Sarah and Mary questioning, commenting, and laughing about A LOT. Sarah is over Gil harping on Myrla for being “bougie” and wonders if Myrla’s ever really had a quality foot massage. Mary wishes Johnny would grow the hell up and sincerely hopes Bao gets rescued from this nightmare sooner than later. The co-hosts agree that baby goats are adorable,...

It’s week eight of Married at First Sight and Sarah and Mary are in rare form. Sarah is completely fine with Jose’s need to control the plant and garden situation and feels fairly confident that Brett and Ryan have at least played “just the tip.” Mary can’t get over the fact that Myrla hasn’t yet given Gil a peck on the lips and admits she’s probably done more with strangers at happy hour. The co-...

This week, Sarah and Mary recap the LMN movie, “Party From Hell.” Sarah has a hard time with Molly’s 24/7 crazy eyes and concludes she would need a check in with a friend like that (ARE WE GOOD??). Mary’s world is rocked that a party streamer was used to murder someone and wonders if the writer’s were just in a hot hurry to get to happy hour. The co-hosts are over the moon that Dr. Eric Roberts, t...

Week seven of Married at First Sight has the couples moving into their new, joint apartments and has Sarah and Mary questioning everyone involved except for Gil’s dog, Hype (HE’S THE BEST). Sarah is Team Jose when it comes to Rachel’s collection of travel pencils, while Mary thinks Brett and Ryan have the chemistry of estranged siblings. The co-hosts are thankful that Pastor Cal has shown up in an...

This week, Whatever-the-F Wednesday has Sarah and Mary discussing some “controversial” topics, personal stories, and a trending headline or two. From choosing to be the hero or the sidekick to airplane armrest etiquette (THERE IS NO ANSWER), the co-hosts agree on quite a bit -- EXCEPT a certain whiskey liqueur -- and as always, laugh about all of it.   Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever...

Sarah and Mary rant, rave, and guffaw through week six of Married at First Sight Season 13. Johnny gets on Mary’s nerves with his immature questions for the group (WE GET IT, YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX). Sarah is considering getting a law degree to provide counsel to the couples who’ve been wronged by the experts (NO DOGS MEANS NO DOGS, PEPPER). The co-hosts agree you can tell a lot about a person based...

This week, Whatever-the-F Wednesday has Sarah and Mary discussing trending topics and random articles. From the banning of sexually explicit content on OnlyFans to a walrus who just wants to relax and have a nice time, the co-hosts poke, jab, and laugh their way through it all.   Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us on Twitter , Instagram , Facebook and joi...

Sarah and Mary rage and laugh through week five of Married at First Sight Season 13. Sarah somewhat relates to Bao’s snoring insecurities and also truly wants a reality show where Jose takes people clothes shopping. Mary can’t imagine a fresher hell than ever having to watch Brett and Ryan attempt to get into a hammock together again. The co-hosts are relieved that Myrla is appreciative of Gil’s r...

This week, Sarah and Mary discuss small habits and personality traits that lead to some pretty great realizations about themselves (AND EACH OTHER). Sarah missed her calling of having a big career with the TSA, and turns out, Mary’s reliance on comfortable footwear speaks volumes about her as a person. From the “right way” to hang your toilet paper to speed eating, lots is revealed, and lots of la...

Sarah and Mary chat and laugh through week four of Married at First Sight Season 13. Mary can’t imagine a brunch without mimosas any more than she can imagine having to converse with Ryan about literally anything. Sarah is annoyed for Gil having to listen to Myrla bitch and moan about the honeymoon digs. If Rachel and Jose say one more time how content and perfect for one another they are, the co-...

This week, Sarah and Mary discuss a couple bizarre headlines and share some hilarious and rage-inducing personal grudge stories as well. From Big Mac’s breaking your faith to not letting your mom off the hook (if you’re Quentin Tarantino), join them as they dig through some headlines with strong opinions and big laughs.   Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follow u...

Sarah and Mary discuss week three of Married at First Sight Season 13. All five couples are finally married, but the girls are less than impressed it took this many episodes to get there. Also - okay Myrla, WE GET IT - you need  to “maintain your lifestyle.” Mary would rather pick up trash on the side of the road than be forced to do the “two-step” with Ryan. The co-hosts still had high hopes for...

This week, Sarah and Mary discuss their take-aways from several ridiculous headlines and trending topics, sharing some hilarious personal tales as well. Sarah has had enough with creeps and their entitlement and wonders how exactly a socially “criminal” act should be punished. Mary shares a story about a time she received a text message that was hard to swallow. The co-hosts are on the exact same...

Sarah and Mary discuss week two of Married at First Sight Season 13. Sarah is protective of sweet-baby-angel Zack, and makes a plea that as viewers, we commit to protecting his heart. Mary thinks Ryan is a slimy frat guy and even though she has nothing to really support that opinion with yet - stands by it fervently. The co-hosts have a few choice words for the experts, and wonder if Myrla wouldn’...

This week, Sarah and Mary discuss irrational fears -- some of their own, as well as a few submitted by fellow RUMPers. From Sarah getting trapped in her pool by her own doing to Mary earning the title of “The Squirrel Lady from Philly,” there’s a lot to unpack here. Take a load off and join them for some ridiculous laughs.   Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get your podcasts. Follo...

The passion, snark, and hilarity is back! Sarah and Mary are over the moon to discuss week one of Married at First Sight Season 13. They share their thoughts on the individuals, and like a football draft (sorry for the sports reference, Bao!) give their personal bets on the likelihood of the matches being successful -- laughing through it all.   Subscribe, follow, like, and review wherever you get...

This week, Sarah and Mary discuss their take-aways from several ridiculous headlines and trending topics. Sarah questions if a winning “scratcher” is the gift that keeps on giving or the gift that could ultimately ruin someone’s life. Dental hygiene is merely a hobby of hers, but after reading that a lady pulled out 13 perfectly good teeth, Mary wonders how many tooth extractions are too many toot...

This week, Sarah and Mary recap the Netflix series, “Sex/Life.” This episode is especially NSFW, so keep that in mind and use earbuds like the classy people that you are. Sarah is less than thrilled with Billie's poor decisions and weak character, however, like most, is appropriately thrilled with the shower scene in episode three. Mary needs a private room and a Xanax to get through this series b...

This week, Sarah and Mary recap the Lifetime movie, “A Date With Danger.” Sarah has a hard time with Gavin’s complete disregard for personal space and Nicki’s inability to see red flags. Mary can’t understand why someone would want to move in together after one month, especially since she’s pretty sure they haven’t even gotten to second base. Neither of the co-hosts are able to make sense of a nec...

This week, in honor of Pride Month, Sarah and Mary recap the cult movie classic, “But I’m a Cheerleader.” From the satire, stereotypes, and sexual innuendos to the star-studded cast (Natasha Lyonne, RUPAUL!!) — this movie is the best. The eyes-wide-open french kissing scene brings back a wave of less-than-ideal memories to Sarah, while Mary is obsessed with the name of the gay bar in the movie and...

This week, Sarah and Mary take a swing at recapping the trending Netflix movie, “Awake.” Sarah admires the actor’s ability to nail being “really tired,” and wonders if it might be time to start using closed captioning when she confuses books about “mapping” for “napping.” Mary is uncomfortable seeing a group of naked people watching the sun set and determines she probably wouldn’t have a high rate...

The Eric Roberts obsession continues for Sarah and Mary in their recap of Lifetime’s “Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare.” It’s the fourth installment in the “Stalked By My Doctor” Lifetime movie series, and no surprise, it’s ridiculously perfect in every way. The co-hosts also have a blast and some laughs talking shop and learning some inside scoop with the writer and director of the...