Apocalypse Video

On the final episode of the Gothtober Spooktacular, we’re packing up our bags and moving to Santa Carla, murder capital of the world, where we’ll ride dirt bikes, hang off the bottom of bridges, and drink each other’s blood while downing a takeout box of maggots and worms…It’s The Lost Boys . I’m your poser goth host, Dave, and joining me as we wax our muscles and shine our saxophone's are fellow...

They don’t call it the Curse for nothing. On tonight’s episode of the Apocalypse Video Gothtober Spooktacular, we travel to the Great White North, all the way to Bailey Downs, where two goth sisters have to contend with periods, horny bleacher boys, stupid cheerleader girls…and lycanthropy – it’s Ginger Snaps! I’m your poser goth host, Dave, and joining me as we pose for some death pics are fellow...

Believe in angels. The Apocalypse Video Gothtober Spooktacular continues as we trade the powers of Manon for the gun toting, face paint wearing badassdom of The Crow. I’m your poser goth host, Dave, and joining me are my fellow Devil’s Night partygoers Mike, Nick “Immortan Hoof”, and special guests: Madolyn and Cody. On this episode we talk The Crow , which is basically like…the Goth Starter Kit;...

Welcome To The Witching Hour. - In the neo post-apocalyptic wasteland…the last video store on Earth still spreads the lost art of cinema… But during the month of October…its employees, and some special guests, shine a spotlight… on Goth. Welcome to the Apocalypse Video Gothtober Spooktacular, I’m your poser Goth host, David Snider, and I'm joined by my fellow witches with normal sized heads, Kara...

Captain’s Log, Stardate 4842.46 After a long and sexy summer of covering nothing but dance films, the crew is excited to get back to the world of Star Trek with season three’s, The Paradise Syndrome . I have instructed Lt. Mike and First Officer Jackie to watch their step while reviewing this episode, lest they find themselves waking up in a dark room with odd looking machinery, asking themselves,...

The mindless, murderous fury that was buried with Jason has been reborn. And suddenly, terror has become child's play! Well, here we are again, folks. Another Friday the 13th, another obligatory Friday the 13th episode. After so many installments, how can the filmmakers possibly top all that has come before? Are we going to get more gruesome kills? Are they going to have an even more disgusting lo...

The dark side of nature. Apocalypse Video is back and we’ve got a brand new theme song, baby! That is…we have two brand new theme songs. It seems we have a little controversy on our hands. Mike claims that Ryan has stolen his new theme song, while Ryan - in a surprising and out of nowhere southern accent - claims he merely took an “unrealized” theme song and improved upon it. Thankfully, the answe...

Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target: 1974’s The Man with the Golden Gun Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike and Jackie Mission Objectives: Investigate Nick Nack’s possible background with the Disney Imagineering department. Leave a glowing Yelp review for Bottoms Up. Find a way to ditch Sheriff J.W. Pepper before he emits any further racial slurs. Addi...

There are those who believe that podcasts here began out there, far across the universe, with tribes of neckbeard film fans who may have been the forefathers of the movie review podcast. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now podcast to survive, somewhere beyond Apocalypse Video… I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we try our best to hide some contraband booze from secu...

Get some action! Ahhh, another summer film promotion in the books, and I gotta say...as owner of Apocalypse Video and Executive Producer of Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest, I think we really knocked it out of the park this year ( my so called friends waterboarding and ridiculing me for my love of Flashdance notwithstanding ). However, it seems there are some out there in the Wasteland who weren’t over...

All rise! The Court of Horny Affairs is now in session. The Honorable Judge Janna presiding. The defendant, one David Snider, has been accused of excessive horniness while discussing the film Flashdance on the podcast known as “Apocalypse Video”. The defendant has been made aware of his rights and will face Flashdance-style water dropping if found guilty. The prosecutors in this case are Kara and...

When he said I do, he never said what he did. Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest Vol. 4: Not THAT’S What I Call Dance Movies! is back for one last spin, and boy, have we got a banger for you… I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we put our significant others through intense interrogation tactics are fellow dancers and Omega Sector recruits Mike, Jackie, Cody, and Nick “Immortan Hoof”. Topics of discuss...

May the best moves win. Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest Vol. 4: Not THAT’S What I Call Dance Movies! is back, and now that we’ve got all of that ballet out of our system, it’s time to hit the football field and cheer on the losing team as we bust out our pom-pom’s with 2000’s Bring It On! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we collectively cringe at the early 2000’s f-bomb’s are fellow cheerleaders...

Every second chance begins with a first step. Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest Vol. 4: Not THAT’S What I Call Dance Movies! is back, and this time we’re ditching our ballet shoes and throwing on our oversized t-shirts and sideways baseball hats as we prepare to Step Up! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we try our best to carjack that elusive Escalade are fellow cinephiles and dancers Mike, Jackie...

Inside every one of us is a special talent waiting to come out. The trick is finding it. Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest Vol. 4: Not THAT’S What I Call Dance Movies! keeps playing the hits, and this time we’ve got a tearjerker for ya. That’s right, we’re going back in time to the radical 80s as we watch a young boy stick it to his father by enrolling in ballet class with Billy Elliot. I’m your host, D...

Work all day. Work it all night. Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest Vol. 4: Not THAT’S What I Call Dance Movies! is hitting the stage once again as we strip down to our thongs and start dancing for singles as we watch the 2012 box office smash Magic Mike. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we try not to drink too much of whatever that mystery juice was that Gabriel Inglesias was offering are fellow d...

Have the time of your life…all over again. The hits keep coming as Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest Vol. 4: Not THAT’S What I Call Dance Movies! is back with the sequel that everyone in 2004 was clamoring for: Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights . I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we ditch this boring party and head over to La Rosa Negra for some hot, sweaty dancing are fellow cinephiles and dirty dancer...

For Tony Manero, freedom comes once a week. It comes on Saturday night... it's called Saturday Night Fever. Summer rolls on, and so do the hits with Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest Vol. 4: Now THAT’S What I Call Dance Movies. This week, we’re dancing under the disco ball as we watch the 1977 box office sensation, Saturday Night Fever. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we collectively pool our res...

Every day, she works in a man's world. Every night, she dances through the universe that is her dream. It’s summer, and that can only mean one thing…Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest is back! And this time we’re pumping up the volume with our fourth installment: Now THAT’S What I Call Dance Movies! We’ve got everything from strippers to ballet dancers…and that’s just Flashdance. I’m your host and secret...

“Oh, Freddie, boy. Damn, you good. The shit you come up with off the top of your head, boy…why don’t you just pat yourself on the back.” Boot up your PC. Login to America Online. And watch out for spikey tripod legs…because the Dangertainment is about to begin. It’s Halloween: Resurrection! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we bear witness to the worst retcon in cinema history is fellow...

Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target: 1973’s Live and Let Die Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike and Jackie Mission Objectives: Trick Jane Seymour into sleeping with you via a stacked tarot card deck. Prove which is better: The Paul McCartney Original or the Guns N’ Roses Cover. Get Mrs. Bell safely through her flying lesson. Additional Objectives: Rat...

After taking a break for Mother’s Day, we’re back with more cartoon misadventures with everyone’s favorite stoned mystery seekers, the Mystery Machine, as they team up with their greatest allies, the Harlem Globetrotters, in Ghostly Creep From the Deep . I’m your host and ghost pirate skeptic, Dave, and joining me as always as we play some basketball inside an old, creepy Inn is cartoon fanatic an...

Ahh, Mother’s Day…the one day that connects us all. A day where you run down to the local CVS to grab that last minute gift for mom to let her know you care. Or, you know, if you don’t have time for that, a day where you call your mom and listen to how the neighbors across the street are throwing too many loud parties every weekend. It’s also the day that you lift a rom-com holiday curse that’s be...

At long last, after more than a year away in the dangerous streets of Old Detroit, Saturday Morning Apocalypse is BACK! But after viewing today’s spooky episode of Scooby-Doo, Where are You? , we may end up wishing we had stayed behind with Robo and the gang. I’m your host and driver of the Movie Machine, Dave, and joining me as always as we attempt to solve this week’s mystery is cartoon fanatic...

Between the time when the bombs fell…and the rise of the sons of Pteranodon, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Co-Dee, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Apocalypse Video upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high podcasting! I am your host and Chronicler, Dave, and joining me as we watch the film that made...