Answer Me This! Podcast
Helen Zaltzman & Olly Mann answer the world's questions
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AMT419: a plethora of organisms 25.06.2026
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music If this Christmas, one of us starts Instagramming pics of us smugly showing off a white chocolate coconut bundt cake sent by Tom Cruise, this episode is why. And the question is also why […]
Answer Us Back: scab library 11.06.2026
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Hello! Welcome to this month’s edition of Answer Us Back, featuring your responses to and observations upon past episodes of AMT. Today: If AMTs 1-418 left you with lingering questions and opinions, share them […]
AMT418: swapper, thumper, thwacker, spanker, whacker, whaler and yanker 28.05.2026
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music What would you do with a copy of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged? One questioneer needs any answer other than ‘read it’. AMT418 also contains: Charlie Chaplin’s moustacheRichard Herring’s moustacheAdolf Hitler’s gold teeththe point of […]
Answer Us Back: silky finish 14.05.2026
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Hello! Welcome to this month’s edition of Answer Us Back, full of your feedback on AMTs old and new. Today: If you’ve been haunted by thoughts about AMTs 1-417, exorcise them by sharing them […]
AMT417: I am now a collector of teeth 30.04.2026
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Prepare yourself, because there’s a moment of extreme eldritch in AMT417. We weren’t ready. Can we truly be ready? We also discuss: massage products for beesfish-shaped soy sauce (here’s that 13-second vacuum video btw, […]
Answer Us Back: something has to go in that hole 16.04.2026
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Hello! Welcome to this month’s edition of Answer Us Back, full of your feedback on AMTs old and new. Today: If you’ve been haunted by thoughts about AMTs 1-416, exorcise them by sharing them […]
AMT416: “Fondue is good and creates a good mood” 26.03.2026
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music AMT416 sends us on a Learning Journey about: John Noakes cleaning Nelson’s ColumnLEGO Titanic setsWorld Book Daycurried whalemeat fonduedirty Downing Stnovelizations of film/TV showsandwhat to do with wedding suits post-divorce. Plus: Olly and his […]
Answer Us Back: ‘nduja-smeared rubber glove 12.03.2026
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Hello! Welcome to this month’s edition of Answer Us Back, full of your feedback on AMTs old and new. Today: And along the way we learn about Olly’s greatest technological fear and pragmatic proposal, […]
AMT415: Better Call Ball 26.02.2026
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Hold onto your butts, AMT415 contains some SHOCKING and EXTRAORDINARY facts about: Wee Willie Winkie vs Wicked WillieZambonisthe Wingdings conspiracy theorythe Clown Egg Registrythe invention of Cluedo (translation: Clue)the green parakeets of London and […]
Answer Us Back: Tobermory Carvermory 12.02.2026
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Hello! Welcome to this month’s edition of Answer Us Back, full of your feedback on AMTs old and new. Today: In response to AMT413‘s question about unusual food combos, Dan writes in about his […]
AMT414: we’re under your mouse mat 29.01.2026
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music 26 years late, questioneers want to know why there weren’t more songs about Y2K. We ancient historians consider that, as well as: wax sealspaper p/reviewsPast Timescivil servant by day vs comedian by nightSilverchair vs […]
AMT413: Middle-aged Business Adultery 08.01.2026
LISTEN ad-free when you support us on Patreon LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Hi pals. You can tell us. What are the snacks you enjoy that other people in your life consider extremely weird? Or even upsetting? Comment below. And DON’T LIE for effect now, give us […]
Answer Us Back: naughty elves and same-names 11.12.2025
LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon MusicHello! Here is this month’s edition of Answer Us Back, full of your feedback on AMTs old and new – mostly pretty new. On today’s menu: If you’ve been storing thoughts about AMTs 1-412, send them to us for future episodes of Answer […]
AMT412: the opposite of porn 27.11.2025
LISTEN: Apple • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Huge news! Skip over to Patreon.com/answermethis, sign up for the Sound Bag top tier, and you can get access to an RSS feed with ALL the AMT stuff EVER, including our entire back catalogue, our six themed albums, the retro AMTs, and […]
Answer Us Back: tiaras and cadavers 13.11.2025
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Wake up, babe – a new AMT feature just dropped! Midway through the interminable month between new episodes, we’ll be doing an Answer Us Back episode that is all bits of feedback you send in about episodes old and new. […]
AMT411: The Brainwave of Beelzebub 30.10.2025
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Soundcloud • Amazon Music This month, questioneers want to know about: getting attention at the post office short beds of yoresleeping sitting upopen top bus victory/loser paradesEmmerdale: Don’t Look Now! The Dingles in Venicescales falling from your eyes (metaphorically)snake-charming (content warning: cruelty to snakes)not […]
AMT410: But WHO is the piggy?! 26.09.2025
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Overcast • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Since AMT409 the Branaghniacs have has spoken, Ken is hot and so are the other entries on then 16-year-old Charlotte’s list of Sexy Old Men (as of 22nd January 2011) We also consider: who is the piggy in […]
AMT409: slughetti 28.08.2025
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Overcast • Soundcloud • Amazon Music At the bottom of the post are the photos you’ll need to picture Olly’s mum’s erotic occasional table with detachable stiffy, and listener Erica’s sweary embroidery and butt planter. Oh, and beware, the pics are NSFW unless you […]
AMT408: deeeep squats 31.07.2025
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Overcast • Soundcloud • Amazon Music If you found us thanks to the lobster face-piss that featured in the last episode, welcome! There is no crustacean face-piss in AMT408, but there is: Willy Wonka’s factory but for stock cubesairport massage chair hogsbusiness meetings with […]
AMT407: left alone, she shoots out more face-piss 26.06.2025
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Overcast • Soundcloud • Amazon Music Behold! Rob the Balloon Artiste, who featured in AMT405, has only gone and done a balloon portrait of us after Marc Chagall’s painting The Promenade! A very impressive technical and artistic feat, as well as a pretty accurate […]
AMT406: crashing the pips 29.05.2025
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Overcast • Amazon Music • SoundCloud If your neighbours want to set up a catering business but you don’t want them to waste their money because think their food is sludge, can you stop them? Should you stop them? We face this question along […]
AMT405: like making love to a funhouse mirror 01.05.2025
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • YouTube • Overcast • Amazon Music • SoundCloud It’s one of those fantasy questions that gets batted around when “Who would you want at your fantasy dinner party?” has been wrung dry: what would you spend the money on if you won the lottery? Except one […]
AMT404: total skeletonisation 27.03.2025
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • Overcast • YouTube • Amazon Music • SoundCloud In AMT404, listeners want to know where to go to see the northern lights, why Jesus’s official birthday and deathday aren’t on the same calendar, and who is being weird: them, or their family? We also learn about: […]
AMT403: steam-powered popping wagon 27.02.2025
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • Overcast • YouTube • Amazon Music • SoundCloud We’ve been making this show for a long time. We have had SO many questions about weddings. And yet, in AMT403, we get a whole fresh spin on the Wedding WTFery genre of question. We also discuss: understudies’ […]
AMT402: 50,000 tonnes of baked beans 30.01.2025
LISTEN: Apple • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • Overcast • YouTube • SoundCloud Can you bloody well believe it? New AMT in your ears in the year 2025?? Well, it’s real! In AMT402, we discuss: roller derby namespirate ships tall shipsart that is EVEN BETTER IRL than it is printed on the tea towels […]
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