Answer Me This! Podcast

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LISTEN: Apple • Soundcloud • Spotify • PocketCasts • MP3 • Overcast • Welcome back AMT for one special new episode! So much has changed since we retired nearly two years ago, but what remains is our desire to answer YOUR QUESTIONS. Thanks so much for sending them, we loved hearing from you again. In […]

Well this is it, listeners. After 14 years and 8 months and many thousands of questions, AMT400 is the last episode of the show. Sob!! But we’re surfing out of here on a wave of your lovely, lovely messages – as well as a British Podcast Award for hanging in there for so damn long […]

It’s Answer Me This Episode 399 which means next episode will be Answer Me This Episode 400, so we not only want your QUESTIONS, we want you to send us your AMT memories. Did our answers to your questions helped or hurt your life? Did you made any friends through the podcast? Did you start […]

We’re settling a lot of couples’ disputes in Answer Me This Episode 398. Who’s from the biggest village? Potato in tacos: Y/N? Did all animation used to be worse, or specifically just in Disney’s straight to video sequels? Prepare yourself for: biggest village by area vs biggest village by population ramen tacos vs gums Return […]

Answer Me This Episode 397 is an unofficial animals special! We’ve got: meerkats dog mayors goat mayors crawfish presidential candidates and albatrosses around your neck And also: coffee berries hot-but-not-boiling water caffeine twitches playing presidents your friends mocking you for being a penny-pincher and Mary Shelley having sex on her mother’s grave. And if one […]

Welcome to Answer Me This Episode 396! Nearly 400 episodes in and several thousand questions answered, and you’re still sending us ones we have never covered before. In today’s episode, “Do voodoo dolls work, and specifically, did mine work too well?” Plus: Calvin Klein’s Obsession for lions vegan black pudding dijonnaise snooping houseguests The Addams […]

Put your arm out, palms up, now touch your biceps, cradle the back of your head, hand on hip, other hand on other hip, pat each buttock and JUMP because yes, in Answer Me This Episode 395, we’re learning about the Macarena dance! As well as: luxury car raffles at airports pompoms on hats Rita […]

In Answer Me This Episode 394, listeners are struggling with questions about: catnip for lions the humerus/funny bone/ulnar nerve/little Jew Fabergé eggs all the cool stuff that used to be on Woodhouse Moor Gallifreyian garden features treadmills in shoe shops X-rays in shoe shops your own children’s mediocrity and genies’ feet. In today’s Bonus Bit of […]

Greetings listeners, and thanks for joining us in 2021. Here’s Answer Me This Episode 393, featuring vital questions about: spinach and ricotta pasta Pringles-induced sweat cocktail, performative preparation thereof cocktail, prawn (crisps flavour) walking the plank glow sticks smelling salts and Ronald Raven. Today’s Bonus Bit of Crap on the App – available for Apple […]

Jingle those bells, it’s festive Answer Me This episode 392, and, as the episode contains Jesus porn, Christmas parental deceit/logistics, and swears, we’re just going to put this right here: AMT392 Child-Friendly Rating: 1%. Today’s inquiries include: The Elf on the Shelf™ Christmas decorations made out of hospital supplies the White House turkey pardon swanky […]

Content warning: animal cruelty. In Answer Me This episode 391, we hear about eviscerated rabbits, I’m A Celebrity food-kills, and a zoo in a deadly stunt. But there’s some mysterious dog magic to compensate. We also consider: the history of video phones the baby in Labyrinth fiction you didn’t realise was science fiction ‘free’ apples […]

Pop in your prosthetic fangs, spritz yourself with fake blood and turn off all the lights except for that annoying one that flickers – it’s the Answer Me This Halloween Special! (Known by day as AMT390.) Featuring SCARY plays, GIANT gourds, MONSTER Mash and BESHAT trousers. And also: pumpkin boats SPAM® suits sexy Halloween costumes […]

Straight back in with the pizza issues after last month’s pizza-cutting questions, Answer Me This! Episode 389 considers: pizza scissors banana pizza banana curry watermelon rind state-run casinos Monaco bin collection speaking through a mask sewing machines ‘Band on the Run’ snazzing up a small dorm room and a skyscraper full of penthouses. Today’s Bonus […]

Escape from the significant problems of the world with Answer Me This! Episode 388‘s parade of ultra-low-stakes problems about such things as: knock knock jokes lolly stick jokes Fab lollies vs Zoom lollies cutting pizzas the Pooseum lawns the house in the middle of the M62 avuncular Instagram etiquette and the back end of a […]

At last, the AMT animal nipples special! How many do bears have? How long are an opossum’s? Where do solenodons keep theirs? Did you already learn all this from David Attenborough?? If not, you will in Answer Me This! Episode 387, along with information about: salmon vending machines amnesia etiquette Easy-Bake Ovens American flapjacks British […]

Beloved listeners: as we’ve said in the past, AMT doesn’t tend to discuss current events, as we know a lot of you turn to the show to give yourselves a brief break from dealing with reality. We hope you’re holding up and finding ways to be productive. Meanwhile, here’s Answer Me This! Episode 386, a […]

Glad to tell you that following on from last episode’s toaster problem, another listener writes that they have actually MET some of the toasters, proving that all of you AMT listeners are connected. And have been everywhere and seen everything. Answer Me This! Episode 385 also contains: Gloria Hunniford Tetris lamps the price of lava […]

Welcome! We hope you’re doing OK. We’re keeping AMT a pandemic-free pod, so if you’re looking for content to take your mind off things for a bit, Answer Me This! Episode 384 can provide, with topics such as: shitty spinach Tamworth (again) speaking slower ghostwriters badger repellent young person repellent leopard print lion poo that […]

Filled with lights, portraits, seaside photo boards and, er, dead bodies on display, Answer Me This! Episode 383 is a very visual episode. Of audio. Rifle through your mental Google Images as you hear about topics including: BOB the Box of Bibles missing cats not-missing cats warring cats posthumous pants Las Vegas lights comic foregrounds/face-in-hole […]

We love to hear back from questioneers we have answered in previous episodes, so what a treat to receive a new problem from Andrew from Melbourne, whose mother’s creepy collection of dolls popped up in AMTs 360 and 361! Hear his new difficulty in Answer Me This! Episode 382, as well as: hotel bed stains […]