Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah tries to remember what she wore last night while hiding from the RHOBH reunion finale (was it vintage/was it a trash can). Undeterred, she decides to reunite with RHONY alum, Last Night's Look blogger, fashionista, and fan favorite, Kristen Taekman. They sit down on Sarah's People's Couch and discuss the current season and cast of RHONY, if Ramonja is broken forever, and what the Housewives...

Sarah decides to improve her chances of filling a bartending spot on Watch What Happens Live by calling in one of Broadway's biggest directors, and a WWHL bartender alum, Richard Jay-Alexander. After he shows her how to stand in place for 22 minutes plus commercials, they discuss the universe of Bravo on a Very Special Episode of Andy's Girls, with discussions on which Bravo show is the biggest gu...

Sarah takes a melatonin to adequately prep for sleeping through this season's Beverly Hills reunion. She dreams about kiki'ing with one of her favorite Housewives superfans, and the Producer of Digital and Social for "Watch What Happens Live," T. Kyle. They discuss Kim Zolciak Biermann's undoing in Atlanta, the heavenly joy of this season's RHONY, and T. Kyle's insider scoop from Bravo HQ. It's no...

Sarah decides to train for a marathon or perhaps lunch. After starting her prep by sleeping and watching Carole run, she decides to seek the counsel of licensed health and wellness coach, entrepreneur, avid adventurer, and RHONY alum Heather Thomson. The two discuss Heather's experiences as a Real Housewife of New York, the current status of Bethenny and Carole's friendship, her reaction to LuAnn'...

Sarah joins Scruff in order to out-hag her UES neighbor Sonja Tremont Morgan. After seeing the profiles of several exes, she swipes right for BuzzFeed's Deputy Editor of Arts and Entertainment, Louis Peitzman. They elope at Sushi Roxx and discuss which 'Wives should return to Beverly Hills, why friendships in NYC are heading for rocky(Columbian)waters, and who should hold an Atlanta peach. The wed...

Sarah lives a lifelong dream and travels all the way to Mecca, aka a RHONY season finale taping 10-minutes away. After attending what she considers her Bravo Make-A-Wish, she meets up with OG of the AG Damian Bellino, for a discussion about Kim Zolciak Biermann's peach pursuit on Atlanta, Erika Jayne's defensiveness on Beverly Hills, and exclusive news on RHONY - including who should stay, and who...

Sarah hides in steerage underneath PK's boat, but unfortunately is 54 minutes late and misses the party. While swimming to shore, she doggy paddles over to Famed Teresa Apologist and personal friend to several Housewives, Ben Rimalower. They avoid sharks - sorry, Danielle - and discuss the future of Jersey, the similarities between Siggy and Dorit, and inside scoop on LuAnn's sober New Beginning....

Sarah and Damian go halfsies on a sick junior suite at Bellevue. After sitting shivah for Bobby Zarin (RIP) and updating their Tinder/Grindr location settings, they kiki about Jill Zarin and Bethenny Frankel's long-awaited reunion, Atlanta's Medium masterclass, and the similarities between Dorit and Vanderpump Rules' Jax. The OGs of the AGs are reunited, and Teddi says this ep is right on time - i...

Sarah schleps to Bergdorf Goodman, looking for a Chanel-clad Santa Claus on whose lap she can beg for a decent season of Beverly Hills. Whilst there, she runs into Hanukkah Harry himself, "Patti Issues" writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They discuss Ben's upcoming cabaret show starring Countess LuAnn, the relationship similarities between Tre and Melissa and LVP and Kyle, and a deep dive into Siggy'...

Sarah storms out of the Mayo Clinic after Daisy the Health Advocate insists they don't serve dairy. She's met by OG of the AG and VH1 Senior Producer Damian Bellino, who fixes her bun and insists they nosh at Porsha's favorite Chinese restaurant, Korean Delights. They grab some vegan egg rolls and proceed to discuss the future of RHOC, rivalries in Jersey, and what lessons Beverly Hills should lea...

Sarah celebrates the 50th episode of "Andy's Girls" as only she knows how - by sneaking into the Regency with Damian Bellino, because it's always about Tom. They settle into a corner booth, gift themselves diamonds and rosé, and discuss who is the true Middle Peach on Atlanta, Danielle Staub's New Beginning on Jersey, and argue about LeeAnne's hands on Dallas. Peggy should get an OC eviction notic...

Sarah takes a Lyft Line to Florida, with the hope of finding a $1,000 birthday cake to slam on the floor in Boca. After remembering cake is made up of sugar and carbs, she instead heads to South Beach and marks off another item on her bucket list by speaking with Miami Real Housewife, the Mayor of Miami, Lea Black! They discuss Lea's return to Bravo on "Flipping Out," her thoughts on Jeff Lewis' e...

Sarah hops in an Uber headed to Bravo TV headquarters, intending to picket about a lackluster season of RHOC, when the streets/Waze begin talking - so instead she heads over to kiki with the co-creator of Every Hue Beauty and star of the Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle Bryant! They talk about Karen's reported financial issues, the demise of Ashley and Michael's marriage, and the state of Robin...

Sarah sneaks into the Bravo Clubhouse, armed with an early 90s headshot and a dream. While scouring the studio for a leftover shotski, she runs into "WWHL" bartender and Devoted Tre Apologist, writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They kiki about which OC Housewife needs to be served with the 25th amendment, what love lessons Shannon could learn from Kelly, the glory of Dallas Season 2, and why Tre's Tu...

While undergoing a medical procedure more traumatizing than Danielle Staub's return to Jersey, Sarah sees a white light, and decides to follow it through Manhattan, past the Turnpike, and into the Garden State. While there, she chats with Jersey Housewife, relationship expert and "Write Your Own Fairytale" author Siggy Flicker. They chat about the "shocking" upcoming 8th season of RHONJ, her curre...

Sarah takes a power walk from the Yolanda Hadid Foster Hadid Again Lyme Clinic to a synagogue on the Lower East Side, in order to pray to the Bravo Gods for a better season of RHOC. While shopping for matzah shaped earrings in the gift shop, she runs into Buzzfeed Senior Editor, and Real Housewife Dramaturge, Louis Peitzman. They preview the NJ season premiere, praise the joyous bounty that is Dal...

Sarah stands in line at the post office in order to update her passport photo to one with an "I HEART RHOD" t-shirt. While buying stamps with pictures of Dallas Housewives, she runs into NY Mag recapper, writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They kiki about the current level of drama on OC, the joy of Dallas' New Beginning, and how New York's reunion felt like Law & Order: Forthcoming Divorce. Steve...

Sarah kidnaps Daisy the Health Advocate from Yolanda Hadid Foster Hadid Again's NYC penthouse. While waiting for bail in the jail cell next to Apollo, she runs into OG of the AG, and Senior Producer at VH1, Damian Bellino. They kiki about casting changes on Atlanta, improvements in Dallas and Potomac, why Vicki is fighting a losing battle on OC, and which New York housewife should make a triumphan...

Sarah secretly escapes from the psychiatric hospital where she was being held for chronic overconsumption of Skinnygirl popcorn. After ducking into a local Fairway to pick up another case, she runs into Friend of Andy's Girls and Also A Certain Jersey Housewife, Ben Rimalower. They talk through LuAnn and Tom's "shocking" divorce news, match up NY Housewives with Sex and the City characters, and ex...

Sarah sneaks into the Beverly Hills reunion taping disguised as a blue bunny stuffed animal. After telling Kim Richards to leave her behind the couch so she can take a nap, she runs into "Patti Issues" and "Bad with Money" writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They grab a seat next to leftover Visine in Lisa Rinna's dressing room, and discuss Ramona's alternative facts, the politics of friendship in NY,...

Sarah enlists Kevin Lee to throw a chi-chi-chi-ch-chi 40th Episode Extravaganza. While shopping for mini ponies and wedge heels, she runs into OG of the AG, writer and cultural icon Damian Bellino. They toast Episode 40 with Jules Wainstein's clearing tonic, and discuss explosive Atlanta reunion rumors, which Lisa should remain on Beverly Hills, and why Kenya and Bethenny's relationships seem simi...

Sarah hears that Danielle Staub might be returning to NJ, and cowers in fear under a table at the Brownstone. While snacking on leftover cranberry and walnut rolls from the last Manzo Thanksgiving, she runs into RHONJ recapper, "Patti Issues/Bad With Money" writer and performer Ben Rimalower. They discuss the epic Hong Kong showdown between Dorit and Erika Jayne, Lisa Rinna's triumphant return to...

Sarah hides in Hong Kong Air steerage alongside Erika Jayne's makeup artist's second assistant. After landing in a country she could not place on a map, she runs into "Patti Issues" and "Bad with Money" writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They kiki on a junk boat, and talk exclusive news about Ben's work with a NY Housewife, Lisa Rinna's Sixth Sense, and Sheree's upsetting marriage history. RHONY may...

Sarah gains entry to Heather Dubrow's walk-in closet after being confused for a piece of hexagonal ice. Whilst searching for DVD screeners of "Botched: Donkey Booty," she runs into AG super fan/Associate Field Producer Jackie Filanowski. They eat Carnie Wilson mini cheesecakes and kiki about what Lydia's return to OC means for Vicki, Lisa Rinna's self-implosion, and play a game called "Who Said It...

Sarah accidentally buys a glamping vacation on Groupon. After realizing she would have to come into contact with Mother Earth, she runs to the nearest spa, and runs into VH1 creative content producer and Real Housewife expert Shirea Carroll. They kiki about Kandi Koated Honesty, why Nene should never return, and how Eden may be the Oprah of Beverly Hills. We're not a talking echo chamber, that's j...