Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah slips into a SAG screening of "A Star Is Born," excited to watch a documentary about the creation of RHOD. After realizing Lady Gaga is not moving to Dallas, she meets up with another national treasure, OG of the AG, and VH1 Senior Digital Producer, Damian Bellino. They discuss the problems inherent in picking LeeAnne's side vs. Brandi's, why family no longer matters in New Jersey, and how t...

Sarah goes to visit Santa Claus with a laundry list of Housewives franchises she wants re-cast, but upon entering Madame Paulette's, is told John Mahdessian forgot to launder his red and white suit. Instead she kiki's with her favorite holiday treasure, comedian and writer Ryan Houlihan. They discuss which Housewives they are most thankful for this holiday season, what Lisa Vanderpump's exit could...

Sarah rushes to Lenox Hill Hospital after suffering from symptoms associated with recapping four franchises at one time. After being told her doctor doesn't believe in Bravoitis and is "happily married," she checks off an item on her bucket list - diagnosing two season premieres with RH superfan, writer and comedian Ryan Houlihan. They discuss which RHONY Sarah voted for in the recent midterm, why...

Sarah does her patriotic duty and heads to the polls of Instagram, where she votes to get Heather Dubrow some mega-mansion interior therapy. She awaits the election results with writer comedian, and RH superfan, Alison Leiby. They discuss Alison's dinner at TomTom's with Tom and Ariana, living during the Renaissance of Kelly Dodd, and why Jimmy Westcott might need to re-watch a season or two of Da...

Sarah yearns to watch something more entertaining than this season's RHOC, but none of her favorite Industrial Revolution rom-coms are available on Amazon Prime. Instead she turns to national treasure, and RH superfan, writer/comedian Ryan Houlihan. They discuss Kelly's spiritual journey on OC, who is the most manipulative frenemy on Dallas, and why NJ may not be as bad as it seems. Take a shot wh...

After becoming inspired by her estranged best friend Bethenny's recent production InstaStories, Sarah decides to pose as an extra cater waiter at Blue Stone Manor. After serving some necessary tea - telling Barbara K. she's been replaced by a certain RHONY alum - Sarah runs into writer, comedian, and RHONJ superfan, Megan Meadows. They discuss how Joe Giudice's just-announced deportation might aff...

In search of a more lady-friendly government, Sarah tries valiantly to flee to Gilead, until she realizes that red is not her signature color. Instead she heads on the next best trip - talking Housewives with OG of the AG Damian Bellino, writer, comedian, and Senior Digital Producer at VH1. They discuss the potential challenges facing RHOA and RHONJ's upcoming seasons, the differences between Bran...

Sarah searches in vain for her moral compass until she realizes she left it in an Uber Pool. After apologizing to her rabbi and Vicki Gunvalson, she meets up with a fellow OC Angel and pop culture aficionado, writer and editor Seth Plattner. They discuss Play by Play's premiere episode, divisions on Dallas and OC that may be too good (for TV) to be true, and what makes a Real Housewife a franchise...

Sarah brushes up on great American History by taking a trip to the world's most important museum, the Real Housewives Institute. After lighting a candle for fallen Wives at the Wall of Remembrance (RIP), she is joined by Institute founder/president, and famed Vulture/NY Mag recapper, Brian Moylan. They buy Lynne Curtin cuffs at the gift shop, and discuss if Beverly Hills and OC can be saved, insid...

In a post-RHONY reunion haze, Sarah decides to collect a commemorative gift: the Guy with the Red Scarf. After being told by Brian she is "too text-clingy," Sarah recovers at the Regency with her fave conversationalist, writer/comedian and talk show host, Ryan Houlihan. They discuss the surprising similarities between Sonja and a certain Beverly Hills housewife, why the RHONY reunion closer was pr...

Sarah rushes to urgent care after suffering from GI symptoms related to BethennyVersusCaroleitis/WhoseSideIsSheOn. After receiving a prescription for comedic sass, she meets up with chicken soup for the Bravoholic soul, writer/comedian Alex Bedder. They discuss Kameron's achievement as the MVPink of Dallas, Bethenny and Carole's ongoing feud, and Kelly's resurgence on OC. There's no need for an In...

Sarah attempts to break a world record by watching the RHONY reunion: part 1 900 times in a row. After realizing she will never beat Jill Zarin's DVR, Sarah calls up her favorite social media sensation, BuzzFeed's Deputy Arts & Entertainment Editor Louis Peitzman, for a record-breaking near-double episode. They discuss the differences between Vanderpump Rules and everything else, what OC needs...

Sarah loses her way en route to her DVR's typical home, Bravo TV, and falls into an E! Entertainment rabbit hole. She's quickly rescued by the creator of the viral blog "Keeping up with the Kontinuity Errors," and a former WWHL staffer, the comedian and writer Mariah Smith. They discuss Mariah's famed work as a Kardashian truther, mutual experiences at the RHONY finale taping, and why Dallas and A...

Sarah eats too much of Shannon's QVC test kitchen food and realizes she's in desperate need of one of Sonja's black and purple diapers. After completing a Tinsley Trip to the Toilette, she recovers with the best possible medicine - writer, comedian, and talk show host Ryan Houlihan. They discuss how Bethenny and Carole's feud should have ended, why Ashley and Gina are necessary in Potomac and OC,...

Sarah sneaks onto the boat in Cartagena in order to see which RHONY's heavy-handed neurosis is most likely to sink the ship. After accidentally releasing the anchor and then tripping on some camera guys' equipment - sorry guys! - she wakes up 17 hours later in a Colombian Coupon Cabin alongside writer and comedian Alison Leiby. They deep dive into the long awaited Boat Trip from Hell, discuss list...

Sarah starts seeing a therapist in order to discuss her conflicting feelings about Bethenny. Once Dr. Amador tells her to follow her heart, Sarah calls up OG of the AG, and VH1 Senior Producer, Damian Bellino. After surviving a Modern Alkeme taste test, they discuss Carole's shocking departure from RHONY, what this means for Jill's potential return, and who is truly the star of OC and Potomac. Ash...

Sarah wants to join Below Deck but realizes she hates open bodies of water. Instead she does the backstroke in an Uber Pool to kiki with Richard Jay-Alexander, the "diva whisperer," at a boat themed hotel in midtown west. They discuss Richard's relationship with LuAnn, how her shocking relapse announcement will be handled on TV and off, inside scoop on the upcoming RHONY reunion, and which RHOC se...

Sarah hits her head and falls on the floor while attempting to complete a Kyle Richards'-style center split at Beautique. She's resuscitated by another Hit the Floor aficionado - BET's "Hit the Floor" creator, show-runner, writer, producer and director, James LaRosa. They discuss James' adoration of the Original Skinnygirl, what it was like working with Erika Jayne (Girardi), and the news that Pha...

Sarah watches too much Handmaid's Tale/C-SPAN on the 4th of July and has a nightmare that America is becoming a lower-rated Gilead. She immediately calls up her fave Real Housewife dramaturg, writer and comedian Ryan Houlihan, for comfort and kiki. They discuss Bethenny, Jill, and Carole's friendship arcs on RHONY, lessons Beverly Hills and OC Housewives must learn from NYC, and why Ashley and Kar...

Sarah boards an extra SUV scheduled to arrive at the Grace Mayflower Inn, joined by Real Housewife of New York's Kristen Taekman. They recap Lu's sober journey, respond to Aviva Drescher's allegations against production, and ponder which RHONY is the most deserving of this season's Most Improved. Hide your toaster ovens (but definitely get toasted) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 66! See omnystudio.c...

Sarah heads to Brooklyn to sit shivah for Bobby Zarin as well as Bethenny's sense of humility. She sits in prayer with TV writer and comedian Alison Leiby, some shot glasses, and several bedazzled Skinnygirl jeans. They discuss why Bethenny and Jill's long-hyped reunion was so confusing, what the newly released RHOC trailer may mean for the upcoming 13th season, and why Ashley is an ideal super vi...

Sarah wakes up and realizes it's Tony Awards Sunday, a sacred religious holiday. She sits in contemplative prayer at her alter to discounted show tickets, and then sings the praises of this season's RHONY with her favorite duet partner, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They have a should-be-award-winning battle about Bethenny and Carole's epic fight, discuss how the lines could be re-drawn if Jil...

Inspired by Samantha Bee's use of expletives describing the female form, Sarah hops on one of Jill Zarin's private planes and heads to LA in order to witness James Kennedy DJ at See You Next Tuesday. While trolling West Hollywood looking for a future life partner, as every hag should, Sarah runs into comedian, writer, and host of "Everything Iconic," Danny Pellegrino. They discuss Bethenny's past...

Sarah decides to create a Change.org petition to bring Jill back to RHONY, and Asks Jeeves "how to make wishes come true." She's thrilled when Alta Vista tells her to kiki with Damian Bellino, OG of the AG. They discuss who is winning in the battle between Bethenny and Carole, why attention must be paid to Potomac, and which perhaps surprising Hilton family member could reinvigorate Beverly Hills....

Sarah decides to go back to school for a Master's Degree in Real Housewife History. After being waitlisted by Trump University, she enrolls in a PhD program at the Real Housewives Institute - created by none other than Brian Moylan, the famed Housewives historian, recapper, and co-author of Erika Jayne's bestselling memoir, "Pretty Mess." They discuss Brian's off-camera relationship with Erika, La...