Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah attempts to sneak in to #Farrahween, disguised as Erika Girardi. After security tells her that she's not wearing a proper costume, just a neglected storyline, she decides to treat herself instead to a lively conversation with influencer and fellow Certified Bravoholic, Petshopboy. They discuss why Beverly Hills is reminiscent of a Xerox machine, how marital rumors are discussed differently o...

Sarah purchases a Groupon lie detector test, in order to prove she is honestly Shannon Beador's #1 fan. After breaking the examiner by only answering questions with "nine lemons" and "that's missing the bowl," she heads over to RHONY Circular House Headquarters to ponder all things Lu with comedian and writer Julia Solomon. They discuss what impact LuAnn's recent court appearance may have on her t...

Sarah returns from a dream vacation to Paris and London, brimming with hope, enthusiasm, and love. Then she turns on RHOBH. Moderately disgruntled by the lack of plot and abundance of kitchen, she calls in one of her fave RH investigative journalists around to help her through: writer, comedian, and co-host of the podcast "ScamWow," Caitlin Brodnick. They discuss which current Housewives are the b...

Sarah gets ready for her Parisian happy ending - a vacation she absolutely cannot afford - and finishes packing the best way she knows how, by unpacking all things Vanderpump Rules with writer, comedian, and James translator, Ryan Houlihan. They discuss dark passengers on Pump Rules, John Sessa's Twitter battle with Ariana, why Candiace may need to make an emotional withdrawal from The Bank of Mom...

Sarah receives a collect call from Heaven, asking if she'd like to attend Bravo HQ's ultra-exclusive first-ever Certified Bravoholics event. Realizing she was one of only twenty Bravo influencers selected from over the country, Sarah immediately says a prayer of gratitude to the holy trinity (Andrew, Wacha, baby Benjamin), and spends the day in bliss. This special episode includes exclusive backst...

Sarah Googles "The Daily Beast" in order to see what Jim and Amber Marchese are up to. Instead, she discovers senior entertainment reporter Kevin Fallon's revelatory profile on RHONY Sonja Morgan. Sarah immediately invites him to the People's People's Couch, where they discuss his ladies who lunch afternoon with Madame Morgan, The Renaissance of Bethenny, why Denise Richards' past - and presence -...

Sarah reads Louis Peitzman's New York Times profile of Stassi Schroeder, and immediately books a vacation at RHONY's Wyoming hotel. After being informed that Stassi's beloved ranch is in fact a condiment and not the Wild West, Louis gives inside scoop on his time with Stassi, and Sarah shares behind-the-scenes Bravolebrity exclusives from her time at Bravo HQ. They also discuss why Tinsley should...

Inspired by this week's RHONY, Sarah tries to swipe right for the Bear-Naked Chef on Groupon. Disappointed that every available food service is heteronormative and clothed, Sarah instead orders the next best thing: a multi-franchise recap fantasia with "Desus and Mero" staff writer, comedian, and RH super-fan, Ziwe Fumudoh. They discuss which OG's implement friendship contracts on and off camera,...

It's the 101st episode of Andy's Girls, and the very first Andy's Girls awards show, The Andys! OG of the AG Damian Bellino (writer, comedian, co-creator of "You Might Know Her From") joins Sarah and her "wellness-inspired" Skinnygirl jeans for a very special listener-produced awards show, featuring categories submitted on social media. On Part Two of The Andys, Sarah and Damian reminisce about AG...

It's the 100th episode of Andy's Girls, and the very first Andy's Girls awards show, The Andys! OG of the AG Damian Bellino (writer, comedian, co-creator of "You Might Know Her From") joins Sarah for a very special listener-produced awards show, featuring categories submitted on social media. On Part One of The Andys, Sarah and Damian reminisce about AG's first 99 episodes as they announce winners...

Sarah celebrates the birth of a new RHOA baby the best way she knows how: by christening herself Porsha Junior Junior and dunking a hot dog into some holy water. She then ducks into a confessional and spills secrets with writer, producer, and figurative LuAnn lover, Jordan Veilleux. They discuss the listener-produced AG 100 Awards Show, how Puppygate has revealed the best and worst of Team Everyon...

Not since Barbara K won "Perfect Attendance" at the finale season taping of RHONY has an award meant so much. You Guys, Ep100 will be the very first Andy's Girls awards show, The Andys! Do your civic duty: register to vote by following Sarah on Instagram (@damegalli) and Twitter (@sarahgalli). Submit categories you think should make it to the awards show, and then get to the polls (thanks in advan...

Inspired by Erika Girardi's Pasadena chapel/shoe closet, Sarah decides to visit her chosen spiritual goddess. After being told that Lucy Lucy Apple Juicey is busy playing catch with the Dalai Lama, Sarah says a prayer that RHOBH continues its TV excellence, and unleashes an intense discussion with comedian, writer, and Vanderpump Dogs apologist, Ryan Houlihan. They utilize outdoor voices discussin...

Sarah heads over to Vanderpump Dogs, in search of whomever is handling press for Lucy Lucy Apple Juicey. After being told that unfortunately Lucy only grants interviews to video bitches, Sarah pops over to the Linnethia Leakes Reading Library: For Folks Who Like Shade and Aren't Afraid to Throw It. After signing out a copy of Life on the Ramona Coaster, she meets up with fellow RH scholar, and OG...

Sarah hears about Danielle Staub's newly announced engagement, and immediately books a ride on the Columbian Boat from Hell. After realizing Bethenny was right, this is a crisis, she doggy paddles over to her favorite Kim Richards apologist and personal lifesaver, writer, comedian, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They discuss what the alpha Housewives Teresa, Bethenny, and LVP have in common, wh...

Sarah takes the RHONY bus tour in order to avoid a subway to midtown. After stumbling upon the 5th Avenue graveyard that once housed Beautique (RIP), she meets up with one of her favorite RHONY historians, writer and comedian Phillip Henry. They discuss why Jill Zarin deserves another apple, why RHONJ is similar to the Sopranos, and which the Beverly Hills ensemble Housewives are finally taking a...

Sarah celebrates Valentine's Day the best way she knows how: by whispering "Mauricio" three times and opening the door. After finding RHONY taglines instead, she marvels over Sonja's continued excellence with one of her favorite Galentines: Mariah Smith, writer, comedian, and the creator of the viral blog "Keeping up with the Kontinuity Errors." They discuss the epic battle between Lisa Vanderpump...

Sarah dreams that RHONJ is continuing to make genuinely entertaining drama after Danielle moves out of state. After waking up and realizing a side effect of melatonin does not include working at Bravo HQ, Sarah curls up on the People's People's Couch with Louis Peitzman, writer, editor, and Twitter/Housewives savant. They discuss Louis' epic trip to TomTom, breakdowns/breakthroughs on NJ and Pump...

Sarah visits CB2, desperately searching for a new People's People's Couch. After being told the only special they had was leftover tissues from that time Bethenny cried to Carole, Sarah instead decides to invest in the real People's People - AG listeners! Sarah invites comedian and writer Ryan Houlihan over to Villa Sass-a, where they respond to AG listener questions and comments sent in from all...

Sarah attempts to sneak into Andy Cohen's Real Housewife baby shower, disguised as one of Danielle Staub's alternate personalities. After being told that the baby registered for full-time Housewives only, Sarah sneaks a slice of Siggy's $1,500 styrofoam cake and meets up with T.Kyle, Digital and Social producer for "Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen," and the co-creator and co-host of the vi...

In search of higher meaning, Sarah buys a lifetime membership to The Shannon Beador Fan Club. After her account is suspended - she had only 8 lemons and broke the bowl - Sarah finds solace in fellow Beador admirer, and a Slave to the Real Housewives, People Magazine's news writer and reporter, Dave Quinn. They discuss an inside look into Bravolebrity behavior when the cameras aren't around, the im...

Sarah crosses off an item on her bucket list by traveling to Mazel Mecca, WWHL. After a memorable commercial break kiki with AG's baby daddy Andy Cohen, she decides to summon the spirit of sass with writer/comedian Ryan Houlihan. They discuss Lindsay Lohan's PR campaign as the Greek LVP, 'family boundaries' on NJ, and the missing tape in ATL. Tyler Henry and the ghost of Bobby Zarin gave their rev...

Sarah heads to her local Newspaper Express to pick up a copy of the Bergen County Record. After being told it exists only in the imagination of select Garden State Bravolebrities, she decides instead to give several franchises a proper reeead alongside Seth Plattner, Entertainment Editor at Architectural Digest. They talk about Seth's time interviewing Cary and Mark about their Instafamous stove,...

Ho ho ho - nineteen times! Sarah visits Santa Claus with a list of exiled Housewives she demands return to her DVR. After he promises her Jill Zarin is high on his list, and lumps of coal are en route to whomever produced OC, Sarah meets up with her fave Christmas angel, Damian Bellino, OG of the AG and Senior Digital Producer at VH1. They count down the best/worst franchises of the year, analyze...

Sarah gifts herself adult swimming lessons for Hanukkah, after watching this week's "Below Deck." After realizing a shirtless Ashton would not last 8 nights, Giggy teaches her how to doggy paddle over to comedic lifesaver, writer and producer Ryan Houlihan. They discuss the very different OC and Dallas reunions, what Shannon and Sarah have in common (and what Below Deck's Caroline Bedol does not),...