Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah realizes she absolutely must stock up on the Green Miracle, because she always has faith in cash. Excited at the possibility of supporting the Simmons empire without directly ingesting ketchup, Sarah meets up with none other than businesswoman, fellow podcaster, and Real Housewife of Dallas, D'Andra Simmons. They discuss D'Andra's fractured friendship with LeeAnne, RHOD Season 5 casting rumo...

Immediately after returning home from the epic first-ever BravoCon, a doorbell rings in Sarah's apt, followed by the subtle scent of La' Dame. She opens the door and is thrilled to see President of the Real Housewives Institute, Erika Jayne collaborator, and Vulture writer/historian, Brian Moylan. They discuss their BravoCon roses and thorns, extensive interactions with Bravolebs, and why BravoCon...

On the eve of BravoCon, the most important religious holiday of the year and likely all time, Sarah goes to temple to pray. Confused as to why there wasn't a shotski inside the Torah as the Lord surely intended, she calls up her favorite RHONJ spiritual advisor, AOL Entertainment's managing editor, Gibson Johns. They discuss Stephanie and Porsha's breakthrough seasons, why the alliances are finall...

Sarah jumps out of bed and begins another day of strength training for the upcoming BravoCon marathon. She jumps over the many hurdles Danielle Staub has placed her way and meets up with her favorite sparring partner, OG of the AG and VH1 senior producer, Damian Bellino. They break down epic season premieres for New Jersey and Atlanta, Tamra's role as OC's friend and foe, and what the LeeAnne wedd...

After celebrating Halloween with a costume of this season's Dallas plot - so, ya know, she wore nothing - Sarah decides to skip the trick and head straight to an AG treat. She meets up with writer, editor, and co-host of the acclaimed podcast "Who? Weekly," Lindsey Weber, for a breakdown of current Housewife headlines, including Caroline Manzo's response to Teresa and Joe's special, Meghan and Jim...

Sarah pulls out her BravoCon Advent calendar, and is thrilled to discover an Hermés box filled with Gina's leftover kitchen sink glam. She realizes this gift must be shared, and calls up the horror, theatre, and Housewives historian, and creator of the "High Drama" newsletter, Louis Peitzman. They discuss the impact of the current political landscape on Housewives drama, the similarities between B...

With AG merch finally ready for the world, Sarah celebrates the best way she knows how: by announcing on the People's People's Couch that the AG TeePublic shop is the new UES-based International Fashion Lifestyle Brand. She celebrates this Tipsy-Girl cheater-brand style "slogan acquisition" with none other than fellow OG of the AG, VH1 Senior Producer Damian Bellino. They discuss why New Kary's ro...

Sarah hears that Bravo is re-launching Cash Cab, and immediately deletes Uber Pool from her phone, determined to cover her rent and/or humility by hailing a camera crew outside Beautique. After realizing the only trivia questions she can answer relate to Emily and Shane's lack of love language, Sarah instead goes for a stroll down Bravoholic memory lane with the host of "Martinis and Murder," and...

On a rainy day at RHONY HQ, Sarah settles in for a nap with her Skinnygirl "Dream Thin" body pillow, imagining an AG kiki with a fellow Bethenny super stan. She awakes to find that while first-generation Carole Radziwill is no longer available, a ghostwriter-free thinker is: writer, editor, and Bravo dramaturg, Evan Ross Katz. They sit on the People's People's Couch and begin a wide-ranging discus...

After going to London exactly once for 3 days in May, Sarah realizes she is now considered British royalty, in line for the/a throne. Delighted with her newfound international superpowers, she ignores a call from Meghan Markle and makes one of her own: to chat all things Bravo with the star of "Ladies of London," Caroline Stanbury. They discuss Caroline's friendship with New York housewives, her t...

Sarah arrives at the Miraval Wellness Resort and Spa, determined to soak in the energy and purity that comes from being Shannon Storms Beador's number one fan. However, she is quickly met by one of Shannon's "less vocally supportive future admirers," writer, comedian, and "ScamWow" podcast co-host Caitlin Brodnick. They ditch the spa's sound bath, and shower each other with opinions on Shannon's s...

Sarah returns from her Parisian honeymoon besotted, having proclaimed her eternal love and devotion to this season of Potomac. But after realizing marriage to an inanimate object won't bring true happiness - just ask Mrs. Darby - she registers for immediate access to RHOP Season 5 with Dave Quinn, People.com's news writer and reporter. They discuss which Housewife dramas have been too much to cove...

Sarah books a flight to visit one of America's most historic landmarks, but realizes after her flight lands in Dallas that the Round Up is closed to non-RHOD househusband patrons. Instead, she rounds up thoughts on why LeeAnne and D'Andra's fight may have more to do with production than meets the eye, why even bad seasons can be important for franchises, and the differences between mysterious exit...

Sarah checks into the hospital, determined to donate her heart to RHONY production in order to get Jill back on the show full-time. After being told her prior thoughts on Jill vs. Bethenny preclude a successful donation, Sarah heads to the gift shop in order to buy some feelings and a Season 12 get well soon balloon. She then calls up one of NYC's greatest comedic gifts, writer and comedian Ziwe F...

Mourning the loss of Bethenny Frankel on RHONY, Sarah heads to temple in order to pray for peace, zen, and Zarin. After enjoying some of Bethenny's apple with honey, she runs into her favorite Bethenny nemesis, and fellow OG of the AG, writer and comedian Damian Bellino. They discuss what Bethenny's absence will mean for next season, why Potomac is running an Olympic-level relay vs. Orange County'...

Inspired by Carole's marathon work, Sarah stretches her muscles with a Bravoholic double episode of AG. Joined by her favorite relay partner, writer Louis Peitzman, they discuss off-camera marriage strategy by Team Darby, why Orange County has the opposite energy of Potomac, and love lessons that Vanderpump Rules couples can learn from RHONY. Stassi may love cemeteries, but these episode is brimmi...

Inspired by Shannon's fitness journey, Sarah buys a Groupon to Cut Fitness' "Zumba? I Barely Knew Her" with Eddie Judge, but quickly tires over the number of times they have to run over Tamra's reused plot. She decides instead to grab a green juice and coffee talk with her favorite multi-hyphenate, writer and comedian Ryan Houlihan. They discuss the impact of friends-of on Beverly Hills, Potomac,...

Sarah packs a lunch of 9 lemons in a bowl and heads over to the RHOBH reunion, determined to use her Nancy Drew-esque skills to solve The Mystery Of The Missing Three-Part Plot. After realizing the only evidence she can find is a list of grievances written by Lucy Lucy's team at CAA, she heads over to RHOP Central to uncover The Case of Katie Rost, with Potomac superfan, and AOL's managing editor,...

Sarah buys a copy of the Guinness Book of World Records, curious if the Beverly Hills reunion broke records by featuring an OG ghost. After discovering the judging panel disqualified them for lack of plot, she heads over to Bravoholic Investigations HQ, run by Melissa Gorga superfan, writer and comedian Caitlin Brodnick. They discuss why Ashley's daddy/husband issues are so connected, how Teddi is...

With NYC temperatures as hot as this season of Potomac, Sarah cancels this week's podcast and also July and August. Then, in a fever dream, she's visited by the Ghost of LVP's Past, who tells her that what's most important in life is to show up - and show out. So, Sarah finishes her living will (iTunes library of Bethenny spinoffs should be donated to the Smithsonian, and nobody gets her shoes), a...

Sarah books a one-way ticket to study abroad at the Real Housewives Institute. After learning the final exam will require rewatching the RHOBH finale, she skips the trip and instead attends a Bravoholic MasterClass with Institute President, and renowned Vulture and New York Magazine writer, Brian Moylan. They discuss what the OC and Atlanta casting announcements have in common, what Lisa Vanderpum...

Sarah runs up to the Bravo float at World Pride, hoping to see Jill Zarin with a bejeweled apple. After realizing the only backseat available is the storyline on Beverly Hills, she heads back to the People's People's Couch to toast Brittany and Jax's first marriage with "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel" writer and comedian Alison Leiby. They discuss what Vanderpump Rules and Summer House couples have in...

Sarah decides to rent a pied-a-terre that serves dual purposes, but after moving into Coupon Cabin, realizes promo codes won't protect her from select franchise climate change (the ice-cold Beverly Hills). Instead, Sarah heads back to the People's People's Couch for a heartwarming talk of all things RHONY with New York Magazine/Vulture writer, and RHONJ super fan, Molly Fitzpatrick. They discuss t...

Sarah celebrates Spring Cleaning by removing any remaining skeletons from her closet. After updating Danielle Staub of their burial location, she celebrates a new wardrobe the best way she knows how- by Feelin' Jovani with a RHONY OG. She heads to Countess LuAnn's video premiere party, for exclusive interviews with Lu and #CountessAndFriends cabaret director, Ben Rimalower. They discuss which RHON...

Sarah decides to plan a Pride parade for those devoted to Jill Zarin's RHONY return. After Alex McCord admonishes her for making Pride about wishes that Andy Cohen has not yet allowed come true, Sarah celebrates all things gay and iconic with writer, comedian, and Official AG Gay, Ryan Houlihan. They discuss which Housewives are the biggest gay icons, why Potomac marriage rumors should be weighed...