Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Inspired by this week's RHONY, Sarah Google Images "unnecessary rage spiral," and spots 15 pictures of Kelly Dodd's IG account. She throws her second computer in the trash - three times the charm! - and soothes herself with a deep-dive of all things Housewifery with "Bitch is Better" podcast host Raven Chatman, also known as @MainlyBravo. They discuss Bravo's responsibility in keeping Bravolebs ac...

Sarah Googles "Sonja Morgan Century 21", determined to support Sonja's favorite brand. After realizing she's a few million short from taking over the townhouse, Sarah instead makes a decision that Teddi approves, and goes "All In" - trademark pending - about all things Housewives with writer/producer/director, and future RHOP show-runner (or at least, viewer), James LaRosa. They discuss the emotio...

After realizing she forgot to respond to a Fashion Week Google Cal invite sent by Sonja by Sonja Morgan PR, Sarah decides to host her own Andy's Girls Sky Top Spectacular. She throws on several layers of Kyle X Shahida, Lynne Curtin cuffs, Skinnygirl Kids fat baby hand and body lotion, La'Dame by Karen Huger, and the most important article of all - an epic catwalk with the Doris Kearns Goodwin of...

Inspired by Bravo's Ladies of London marathon, Sarah calls up her favorite British Dame: President and Founder of the Real Housewives Institute, Brian Moylan. They discuss the 100 people in a room breathing a sigh of relief that Bethenny and LVP have moved on, the impact Dorit and PK's on-camera cash confessionals may have on other cast members' legal dramas, and the difference between how Erika J...

Extra, Extra! Screech all about it! Sarah sits on the People's People's Couch and embarks on an OG of the AG THAT'S MY OPINION battle royale about the future of RHONY and RHOBH's seasons. Joined by OG of the AG and co-host of "You Might Know Her From," writer/producer Damian Bellino, the OGs of the AG 'discuss' which franchise shows greater plot potential, why Sutton's demotion may actually benefi...

Sarah watches this week's episode of RHONY and furiously scrubs off the temporary tattoo of Evan Goldschneider staking its claim on her lower back, on the off-chance she and Ramona share an underground bunker in the near future. Exhausted by moving her body a single inch, she prescribes herself the best self-care around, a deep dive into RHONY and its 12-season evolution with Bloomberg Pursuit's e...

Sarah finishes watching season 3 of RHONY for the 33rd time, and realizes she needs to circle back to her other favorite self-care: deep diving the RHONY Season 12 premiere with comedian and editor of Input Mag, Ryan Houlihan. Before the Ghost of Bobby Zarin nudges Sarah into destroying her computer much like Jill's MIA apple, they discuss Leah's smash debut on camera, and shocking past online, wh...

After stockpiling her NYC apt with QVC boxes of cream-cheese-stuffed-salmon - quite a show of fortitude for a vegetarian who doesn't eat dairy - Sarah calls up her favorite ingredient for a deep dive convo, writer and producer Tracie Morrissey. They discuss Bravolebs' varying degrees of success responding to coronavirus, which Housewives franchise "Tiger King" breakout star Carole Baskin should jo...

Sequestered in her Upper East Side quarantine, Sarah buys enough groceries to withstand the emotional eating required when reading the RHONY season 12 taglines. She suddenly realizes she's missing her favorite core ingredient, and calls up OG of the AG and co-host of "You Might Know Her From," writer/producer Damian Bellino. They discuss why a problematic Kenya is the perfect equation for RHOA, th...

Sarah discovers Danielle Staub is coming out with her own podcast, and immediately self-quarantines. On this 150th episode SG of the AG Self-Quarantine Quorom special episode, Sarah unpacks Bravolebrity responses to the global pandemic, why Kenya should watch RHONJ's reunion part 2, and what Teresa's kosher-certified new beginning means for her future on the show. Wash your hands of Marc Daly - an...

Missing the glory that was BravoCon, Sarah puts on her favorite Housewife cosplay (9 lemons, one bowl) and settles into the People's People's Couch: Extra Pumped but Not About Kentucky with fellow Certified Bravoholic and Not Skinny But Not Fat podcast host and Instagrammer, Amanda Hirsch. They discuss why Brittany's wedding song should be True Colors, their opposing views on Jennifer Aydin's reun...

Realizing it's finally the first day of her blessed birthday month, Sarah bakes herself an apple cake in the shape of a Zarin rug, and wishes for the return of that ginger OG and/or RHOBH. After realizing that Bravo probably thinks she looks too young to have earned these gifts, Sarah turns back to the present with her favorite OG of the AC, Bravo personality, host of "Reality Check" and "Martinis...

Tired of another endless NYC winter, Sarah books a Jitney to the Hamptons, where she discovers it's just as cold. She realizes summer starts from within, and calls up her favorite bright light, Berning in Hell podcaster and "Summer House" breakout star, Hannah Berner. They discuss Hannah's journey from Bravoholic to Bravoleb, the importance of body positivity on reality tv, and the less-than-posit...

Sarah celebrates Galentine's Day the best way she knows how: by mailing Shannon Beador a heart shaped box filled with cream cheese stuffed salmon, and inviting her new Bravo bestie, writer Rafi D'Angelo, to the People's People's Couch. They discuss the difference between Nene's vulnerability and accountability, the missing thread in the RHONY trailer, and why Jennifer Aydin is a top-tier Housewife...

Curious about the real estate value of a casita next to Chateau, Sarah calls up Margaret and Jennifer's favorite houseguest, writer and producer Tracie Morrissey, for stories inside RHONJ homes. They discuss which Jersey Housewife may have a future career in the Senate, how Atlanta feels like upgraded seltzer, and why the court may order Erika to retire her glam. Patting the puss is pricey, but Sa...

After sneaking into Cut Fitness with a Groupon saleswoman's RSVP, Sarah cuts herself an extra-large slice of carrot cake (hold the cake) at Tamra Judge's forced retirement party. She then marks this historic moment in American history the best way she knows how: by sitting down with the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo, Evan Ross Katz - writer, editor, and host of the forthcoming podcast "Shut Up Eva...

Right before news breaks that Victoria Gunvalson has retired the orange Bravo took away from her prior to Season 14, Sarah records an episode of Andy's Girls that will live in infamy: what did she say about Vicki's future before Vicki's announcement went live? This Coto crystal ball tells all: Sarah and culture writer and editor Madeleine Davies discuss why Tamra's future is tied to Vicki's past,...

Inspired by the Emmy-worthy drama "Kim Richards on Dr. Phil: War of the Worlds," Sarah calls up her favorite Bravo health provider, "America's Psychologist" Dr. Jeff Gardere. They discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly of providing therapy on Potomac and Atlanta Housewives, what Nene is like as a patient on-and-off camera, whether recent tabloid reports about Dennis should affect Porsha's relatio...

Sarah hears about Danielle's booking on Watch What Happens Live, and immediately checks herself into a wellness facility. She realizes the spa's pool is identical to the one Marg made famous, and calms down enough to recover from being Staub'd from the back. After discovering insurance doesn't cover reactions to a television program, she runs back to the People's People's Couch, joined by Dylan Ha...

Sarah celebrates the New Year the best way she knows how: with medically forbidden gluten and a screaming match with OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They immediately launch into an epic argument about Andy's role moderating the Dallas reunion, what a viral video of Brandi means for her future as well as the franchise, and which toxic former Housewives are most likely to return full-time. If your New...

Ready to ring in the New Year, Sarah tries a few sips of expired Wines by Wives, and immediately keels over. After disinfecting her gullet with some Skinnygirl Marg EXTRA THIN, she celebrates 2020 the other best way she knows how: by looking back at the Housewife highs and lows of 2019! Sarah calls up her BravoCon bestie, "Come Through Queen" podcast co-host Brendan Davis. They discuss favorite mo...

Sarah wakes up on Hanukkah Eve to the greatest gift imaginable: an invitation to attend a taping for the forthcoming season of RHONY. After floating on air, she calls up one of her favorite Certified Bravoholics, Lea Palmieri, Director of Creative Strategy at Decider.com, to share behind the scenes scoop of the night's many presents. They also discuss why Jane Roe was Andy's gift to humanity, whic...

After writing four-and-a-half chapters in her forthcoming book, "Fugitive from Justice: The Vacay Tale of an RHOC Tertiary Character Allegedly Allegedly," Sarah settles in on the People's People's Couch with her favorite RHONY Season 4 PhD, writer and editor Evan Ross Katz. They discuss which Tres Amigas should retire from Orange County, how Tinsley's reported exit may impact New York's Big Alpha...

Upon hearing Tinsley's engagement news, Sarah mourns the potential loss of another RHONY by going where no Mortimer ever would: Key West. After discovering the RHOC vacation house in the bedding section of a nearby Pier 1, Sarah buys herself a tropical People's People's Couch, and sits down for a chat with Bravoholic Michael Arceneaux, New York Times bestselling author of "I Can't Date Jesus" and...

Sarah picks up a copy of The New York Times, assuming the front page will be a fashion spread on L'Infinity by LeeAnne. Disappointed to see international breaking news instead, she calls up her favorite BravoCon bestie, writer and producer Tracie Morrissey. They discuss RHOD commedia dell'arte, what Faith told Tracie about Vanderpump Rules and race, which RHONY's behavior inspired booing at BravoC...