Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah wakes up feeling blue (another day not being married to Dr. Damon, why God why) - and very patriotic. She sends a Paperless Post for a Biden/Harris win watch party, but realizes her invitees - Vicki, Sigalit, the entirety of Dallas, 96% of Orange County, and at least half of RHONJ, have gone MIA. So she Zooms up her Bravo bestie, registered voter and sassafrass, Dylan Hafer (assistant editor...

Ahead of a tense week for the United States (due to not having immediate access to the RHOSLC premiere - why, is something else happening?), Sarah indulges in necessary TLC for self-care survival: a case of expired Tipsy Girl, a signed headshot from T'Challa Samuels, and an epic AG kiki with cultural anthropologist, and host of "Las Culturistas" and HBO Max's "Haute Dog," Matt Rogers. They unpack...

Sarah decides to get out the vote, and canvasses the Upper East Side about the importance of watching Potomac 6-8 times. After running into Ramona Singer, and explaining that yes, there are Housewives franchises other than those located on opposing coasts, Sarah meets up with her favorite registered voter: "You Might Know Her From" co-host, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They discuss the 'sink...

Sarah and Pilar Jhena play three rounds of "rock paper scissors" to determine who will win the vaunted role of flower girl at Cynthia's wedding. After losing in a landslide (apparently pointing to a diamond does not count?), Sarah consoles herself with the real reward, an AG kiki with Rachel Wilkerson Miller, VICE Life Deputy Editor and author of "The Art of Showing Up: How To Be There for Yoursel...

With Shannon and Sarah's imaginary best friendship going through a one-season trial separation, Sarah holds close to Archie Beador Galli, the beta fish to her alpha personality. She realizes the only thing to bring her joy during RHOC's version of Kell on Earth is a deep dive with podcaster 'mixologist' @MixingWithMani. They discuss the tense energy surrounding Orange County's upcoming season, how...

Sarah sneaks into the Tamron Hall taping, disguised as one of the many, *many* people in Nene's hotel lobby walking in and out of frame. After realizing she was in for a whole lot of emo but much less info, Sarah instead calls up the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo, Evan Ross Katz, writer, editor, and host of the podcast "Shut Up Evan." They discuss what happens when an OG's power falls out of favor...

After spending the weekend in her home state of Rhode Island - where Leah is always welcome, and Ramona is TBD - Sarah returns to the People's People's Couch for a pre-RHOP spill-the-tea-kiki with The Bravo Breakdown's Sasha Morfaw. They prepare for Potomac Fight Night with predictions for the already-infamous altercation, discuss how breaking down the fourth wall on RHOBH revealed as much about t...

Sarah celebrates the Jewish New Year the best way she knows how: by grabbing Dorinda's unused apple for S13 and adding a honey flambé. She then celebrates a year of New Beginnings with one of her sweetest co-hosts, the inimitable Michael Arceneaux, New York Times bestselling author, future television superstar, and unabashed captain of Team Candiace. They unpack the differences between respecting...

Sarah finds out Denise Richards is quitting RHOBH, and immediately begins sitting shiva. After lighting a Casamigos Reposado-scented memorial candle, murmuring the Mourner's Kaddish, and baking some blueberry ragamuffins, Sarah consoles herself the best way she knows how: by embarking on an investigative journalism quest with writer, producer, and co-host of the podcast "Pot Psychology," and produ...

A blissful Sarah awakens from the most wonderful sleep, dreaming about the always-perfect-at-decision-making editors of RHONY including her in this week's season finale. After realizing Viva La Cackle has indeed arrived to her IRL DVR, Sarah calls up one of her fave Bravoholics, the smooth jazz voice behind well-reasoned Housewife psychology, and co-host of the podcast "Come Thru Queen," Brendan D...

With the Clubhouse temporarily closed due to CODID-19, Sarah gains entry to the next best thing - an epic behind the scenes kiki with Nick Rizzo, senior producer at Watch What Happens Live, and a noted Housewives historian. They discuss the Dynasty-levels of television excellence behind Rinna vs. Denise on the Beverly Hills finale, why Dorinda's just-announced departure could be more of a time out...

Inspired by Dorit's Buca di Baby shower at Beppo Encino, Sarah throws a bunch of pink and yellow paint at a wall of her apartment, and declares it the the Upper E Capri. Inspired by her new international fashion lifestyle brand, she calls up her favorite culture and comedy queen, Lauren Ashley Smith, the Emmy-nominated head writer and co-executive producer of HBO's "A Black Lady Sketch show" and c...

Sarah takes advantage of a bit of free time currently available, due to having done absolutely nothing since March, and buys a drum kit. She teaches herself "Kenya Moore Hair Care," and like summoning a spirit guide from another land (Los Angeles), finds herself in a convo about all things Beverly Hills with Kenya's WWHL seat mate - and renowned Bravoholic - actor, writer, producer, and fellow pod...

Sarah wakes up from the most wonderful dream, where she's able to have a panic attack in a Rome, Italy Dolce and Gabbana dressing room without fear of any lurking viruses other than Teddi Mellencamp. After realizing the pandemic is ongoing - aka much of this season of New York - she calls up a working vaccine for the Sunday Scaries: Ryan Bailey, the host of "So Good It's Bad With Ryan Bailey." In...

It's a Potomac Premiere Party, and everyone's invited! After Venmo requesting 22k from Candiace's event planner, Sarah buys herself a warehouse of La'Dame and wafts in the glory of the People's People's Franchise. Ready for headline news about all things Housewives, she meets up with news and entertainment journalist, and pop culture expert, Richie Skye. They discuss what Nene's shocking tweets me...

Inspired by Dorit's fluency in all things Italian, Sarah glues some candy dots to her face and calls up OG of the AG Damian Bellino for a special double episode of the Divano Delle Persone (Grazie, Google Translate). They discuss the just released Bravoholics Pledge and what it means to hold the Bravo community accountable, Sarah's invitation to the first-ever RHOP Zoom screening with the Potomac...

Inspired by Kanye West's presidential campaign, Sarah files paperwork to run for Secretary of Defense under the Team Denise ticket. After resigning herself to life in a democracy, she invites one of her fave co-hosts back to the People's People's Couch - the creator and writer behind Keep Up With The Kontinuity Errors, television writer, and co-host of Radio Andy's "Smith Sisters Live" - Mariah Sm...

After finding out Vanderpump Dogs is officially happening, Sarah screeches with fury so loud that only Lucy Lucy Apple Juice (new name redacted) can hear. She herself needs to be rescued by another LVP non-apologist, Dylan Hafer, assistant editor at Betches Media, co-host of the pod "Mention It All, and the creator of @BravoByBetches. They discuss what it means to get rewarded for bad behavior wit...

Sarah checks in to a Beverly Hills plastic surgery suite, waiting for Kim's doctor to heighten the volume on her cackle and screech. She wakes up from her rest and discovers RHOBH is trouncing RHONY quality control, which she quickly determines is the anesthesia wearing off. In walks OG of the AG Damian Bellino, the Team Kim to her Team Kyle, and the OGs settle in for a wide ranging Richards Royal...

Inspired by Ramona's very timely and one hundred percent believable 'I'm positive for antibodies and life' press release, Sarah calls up the Easter Bunny, Santa, "Heathers" and "Billy on the Street" writer Carey O'Donnell, and the Tooth Fairy to discuss the RHONY cast's public response to Corona Singer. Sarah and Carey then deep dive Lisa Vanderpump's support of employees in need, if Housewives sh...

Sarah drifts off to sleep, dreaming of a time when she can leave her NYC quarantine so that she can walk by the Regency, see Harry Dubin, and then run immediately back home. She's suddenly awoken by one of the greatest sounds known to Hagkind - "Ding Dong!" It's Matt Rogers, co-host of "Las Culturistas" and "Gayme Show," and the varsity co-captain of Team Denise. They discuss why on-and-off camera...

Upon hearing about Stassi's pregnancy news, Sarah immediately goes to her bridal registry to send a mazel to LA's hardest working crisis PR. She then sits down with Vanderpump Rules' best gift, "Sexy Unique Podcast" host Lara Marie Schoenhals. They discuss the Pump Rules reunion, Jax's uncertain future, and why Kyle's childhood has influenced her friendship with Teddi. Stassi and Big Kathy may not...

In a "Pass the Mic" episode of Andy's Girls, The Real Housewives of Potomac star Candiace Dillard Bassett joins the People's People's Couch to share her perspective on Bravo and Black Lives Matter, exclusively with AG. Sarah also sits down with writer and Black Bravoholic Rafi D'Angelo to discuss the challenges separating the corporation from the community, why Nene's public critiques may have mor...

Sarah unpacks Bravo's reaction (or lack thereof) to the Black Lives Matter movement, and invites several black Bravoholics and AG fans to share their thoughts. Porsha has stepped into her family legacy, and Sarah's cackle is aiming for social good - it's Andy's Girls Episode 161! Black Lives Matter! Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy...

After watching this week's RHOBH on a loop, Sarah immediately books Erika Jayne's astrologer who confirms that yes, all signs point to this season of Beverly Hills being a full return to form. An Aries with Beador Rising, Sarah immediately celebrates with an epic deep dive of Housewife motivations with Kate Casey, host of "Reality Life with Kate Casey." They discuss what Dorinda and Michael Jordan...