Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah swipes left on Tinder for so many hours that she develops carpal tunnel. While waiting for the next tall Jewish super hunk doctor at her local ER, she runs into tall Jewish super hunk writer/performer Ben Rimalower ("Patti Issues," "Bad with Money"). They discuss Bethenny and Jason's custody battle, what Yolanda and Dubrow could have learned from Countess LuAnn, and why Eden may be the new s...

Sarah floats down from heaven after a magical evening taking selfies with PK Kemsley in midtown west. While traveling through a cloud, she runs into Friend of Andy's Girls, performer Evan Autio. They kiki about whether or not Heather Dubrow left OC because of Kelly Dodd, if Eden is an alcoholism dictator, and the difference between Matt and Porsha's violent episodes on Atlana. Pop one of Lisa Rinn...

Sarah takes an Uber Pool to DC, in order to best improve her Tinder Yuppie matches. Whilst swiping left, she runs into OG of the AG Damian Bellino. Kiki'ing at the Lincoln Memorial, they talk about Jeana Keough's possible return to OC, who is the most honest Atlanta Housewife, and why Lisa Rinna is problematic on Beverly Hills. Land of the free, home of the sassy - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 33! S...

Sarah stumbles into an electronics store after mistakenly thinking it was the Manolo VIP sample sale. After buying upgraded audio equipment - and also a Victorian diamond and also some shoes - she runs into actor/performer/Real Housewife recapper artiste Ben Rimalower. They kiki about Kim Richards' sobering return to Beverly Hills, the Garden of Eden Sassoon, and why Lisa Vanderpump may be fading...

Sarah sneaks into Tom and LuAnn's wedding via John and Dorinda's garment bag. Whilst searching for a leftover Countess title in the chapel, she runs into actor/performer Evan Autio. They take selfies with bridal statement necklaces and talk about Dorit and PK's alliance with LVP, which Beverly Hills husband is the best in the boudoir, and the battle between Kandi and Phaedra. Someone text Mr. Choc...

Sarah buys a ticket to a cabaret show at the Regency, in the hopes of seeing LuAnn in her natural environment. While there, she runs into actor/dancer and Real Housewife superfan Evan Autio. They kiki at the bar, look for Tom, and discuss the RHOBH premiere, parenting styles on Atlanta, and who is the greatest Real Housewife husband of all time. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 30! See omnystudio.com/li...

While searching for a poly-cotton blend in which to make her inaugural spin class clothing collection, Sarah runs into fashion designer and Real Housewife of Orange County alum Gretchen Rossi. They talk about how she was first cast on Real Housewives, her experiences watching as a viewer, and how she became fast friends with Vicki and Kelly. Gretchen also dishes on Tamra's behavior behind the scen...

Sarah emigrates to Canada, but gets on the wrong bus and lands in Montauk. While searching for Camp Zarin, she dishes on exclusive intel from the Thunderdome, why Bethenny is now a Twitter Countess, and how Kelly Dodd has officially Made The OC Great Again. Sarah also interviews Real Housewife of Miami Lea Black on her experiences as the queen bee of Miami, the downfall of her relationship with Ad...

Sarah gets an Evite to Tamra's carbs party and quickly throws on Double Spanx. After filling her plate with Dubrow's donuts, she runs into Andy's Girls OG Damian Bellino. They discuss Vicki and Kelly's friendship, the Bravo Thunderdome, and if Danielle Staub will return to her New Jersey kingdom. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 27! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about y...

Sarah takes an Expedia trip to Ireland, in search of four leaf clovers and destination dairy farming. While drunkenly screaming at hotel guests at 3am, she runs into BuzzFeed Senior Editor Louis Peitzman. They drink Bailey's Irish Creme-tinis and talk similarities between Kelly Dodd and Donald Trump, if Danielle Staub will ever return to New Jersey, and what kind of husband Jason Hoppy would be. I...

Sarah Ubers into New Jersey to buy a child-size ballgown at Envy by Melissa Gorga. While there, she runs into New York Magazine/Vulture recapper Ben Rimalower, star of "Patti Issues" and "Bad with Money," and a RHONJ savant. They duck into a fitting room and discuss Teresa's evolution on the show, the state of Jacqueline and Teresa's friendship, and if Kelly Dodd is the craziest Housewife of all t...

Sarah escapes from LuAnn's bridal shower at Sushi Roxx, and goes in search of a proper cocktail. While looking for TipsyGirl at her local bodega, she runs into childhood friend Erica Warren. They grab a bottle of Brangelina rosé, and discuss Sarah's eternal flame burning for Andy's Girls OG Damian, rumors about Chyka's marriage, Kelly Dodd's first season presence, and if Sarah has officially becom...

Sarah surprises Damian with a vow renewal ceremony complete with a Jeff Lewis cameo. After their one and only smooch, they discuss the rumors that Bethenny was fed the photos of Tom by production, Meghan's decision to not visit Vicki in the hospital, and Siggy Flicker being smarter than everyone in NJ. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 23! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more a...

Sarah flips over a four-wheeler in Glamis Dunes, resulting in Damian being taken to the hospital. While in the Helivac, they talk about Bethenny's attack on Jules' religion, LuAnn's relationship drama, and the heart Tom drew on Ramona. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 22! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Polic...

Damian and Sarah hide under the couches at the RHONY reunion trying not to ruin their very best Sonja Morgan New York ensembles. While under the sofas, they whisper about Bethenny's boyfriend's daughter calling in, LuAnn's terrible arguments, and that sad and weird moment when Dorinda was accused of being a drug user. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 21! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

Sarah and Damian are flower matrons at Shannon and David Beador's vow renewal, where they discuss LuAnn trying to make Dorinda lie for her and Tom, Meghan giving Kelly Dodd tough love, and RHONJ putting us to RHOZZZZZZ. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 20! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art...

Damian and Sarah paddle over to "Transparent" writer Stephanie Kornick and head to Sandbar in Miami Beach. They eat at a floating hot dog stand and discuss Bethenny breaking the cheating news to LuAnn and Jacqueline holding Teresa accountable, again. They then come to blows over Kelly Dodd's, and Heather Dubrow's, subsequent meltdowns. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 19! See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Sarah and Damian go shopping for yards of silk at Zarin Fabrics and interview RHONY OG Jill Zarin. Jill opens up about her departure from the show, her current relationships with the women, and if she would ever return. And Mama Gloria, Ginger, and LuAnn make cameos. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 18! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...

Sarah and Damian welcome RHOBH's Brandi Glanville to Bellino Manor, where they take a deep dive into Brandi's time as a housewife. From Lisa Vanderpump's attempts to executive produce to whether or not Brandi would ever vote for her "Celebrity Apprentice" boss Donald Trump, this week's Andy's Girls goes in. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 17! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn m...

Sarah and Damian meet at Posche Boutique as Dolores lurks in the background. While trying on oversized cross necklaces, they discuss the similarities between Vicki and Teresa, Bethenny outgrowing the Real Housewives, and Phaedra's complicated family situation. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 16! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...

Upon her for release from prison, Sarah lets Damian stay home from school so they can discuss the return of Teresa Giudice, Bethenny and Jules' showdown, and Kelly Dodd's demons. They end with a prayer for Briana's health. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 15! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://...

Damian and Sarah's trip to Mexico got canceled, so instead they visit the OB/GYN for a checkup on their pistachios. While in the waiting room, they discuss LuAnn allegedly acting like the Countess, Sonja's attempts to stay relevant, and Jules' future showdown with Bethenny. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 14! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...

Sarah meets Damian at his baptism at the Orange County public pool where they wonder, did RHONY peak in the Berkshires? Later they discuss Kelly's "decision" to get lunch with Vicki, the insane reveal that she was almost divorced but then not, and if Jeana Keough would ever return full time. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 13! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your a...

Sarah pulls a pro move and takes Damian to Andale's for his bachelor party. There they discuss Vicki's crucifixion, the addition of Kelly, and Bethenny's business becoming a Friend of the Housewives. Also, they count how many Jewish housewives exist in canon. Shalom - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 12! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...

Damian and Sarah (and their glam squad) head to Dubai, where they meet BuzzFeed's Louis Peitzman. While trying camel meat, they discuss Luann's pending nuptials, Jules' pending divorce, and the wonderful naps they took during Carole's screen time. It's Andy's Girls, Episode 11! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See P...