Amityvilleville

Join Julia, Jennii, Jeanne, Jade, Brittany, Breana, and a rest of the Jansen family as they do nothing for 70 minutes and mostly die offscreen. Thrill to the exploits of the sex shaming senile granny, behold the spookiness of the color gels they use on the lights, and fear the haunted monkey that doesn't seem to do much of anything. As of this writing, Amityville Toybox (AKA Amityville Legacy) can...

An interview with Paul (Duck) Tucker and Jeff Van Gerwen the creators of the 88th Amityville movie, Amityvillenado!  We talk about the making of the movie and their relationship to the franchise. A wonderful time was had by all! Check out their movie and their podcast. You can find Amityvillenado on the following streaming services:  TUBI Plex The Roku Channel Also check out Jeff and Duck's Amityv...

This is another horny one, folks. An unsuspecting family moves into the "Amity House" and finds more than they bargained for. What did they find? You know, the usual stuff, possession, incest, etc etc. Join daughter Jessica as she pisses and moans about everything and carries around a crossbow while she tries to uncover the house's terrifying secret. And join us as we are like "wtf." Caroline's Le...

🚨 AMAZING MOVIE ALERT 🚨 Join us as we watch Bermuda and Brigitta and Sentinel as they navigate the death of their friend Margaret. A belly dancer dances backward to punk rock, an FBI agent ****** on some baseball cards, Lloyd Kaufman shows up to dispense some esoteric wisdom. Do we have any idea what we're watching? Not really. Did we enjoy it immensely? Oh, you know it.  Content warning: even b...

"Is this it?" "Well...what did you expect" "I don't know but it looks kinda...boring."  You can say that again, characters in Amityville Playhouse (AKA The Amityville Theater)! It's time to watch a movie where nothing happens and then some more nothing happens? Will Fawn survive? Will Kyle stop being insufferable? The answer to these questions and more is "who cares!" Join us as we learn about som...

BANGER ALERT - a truly bonkers movie from start to finish. A warlock ( possibly celebrity dad and sibling Eric Roberts) resurrects a witch to take vengeance on the town of Amityville, and delivers a plague of unconvincing composite effects, a bunch of people with oatmeal on their faces, and, of course ... the witches teat. Can't recommend this one enough folks.  As of this recording, Amityville De...

What could be scarier than a cult running a sanitarium , hoping to achieve immortality? Horrifying british accents! This week we watch 2013's Amityville Asylum and learn the horrifying truth about what's going on in the spooky psychiatrict hospital that was built right where 112 Ocean Avenue once stood. And it turns out -- barely anything! Just a lot of standing around? Why do they have so many Br...

We have reached the indie Amityville movies, and woof -- what a flick to start off with. Join us as not much happens for 90 minutes in this "extream" found footage horror movie. There is a guy named Cut in here though. And a kid named Donny Reddit. Whatever. As of this writing, The Amityville Haunting is available on the following streaming services: TUBI Sling Pluto TV Fandango at Home

I thought we just did this movie like 10 movies ago. Oh this time though Ryan Reynolds is acting his butt off. And his shirt off. Like his shirt is off for this entire movie.   As of this writing, The Amityville Horror (2005) is available on the following streaming services: TUBI The Roku Channel Pluto TV

This week we watch a documentary about Danny Lutz, son of Amityville haunting victim George Lutz, about his experiences growing up in a haunted house. Honestly this one might more harrowing than all the movies we've watched up until this point.  As of this writing, My Amityville Horror is available on the following streaming services: Xumo Philo Roku

This one is set in the desert for some reason and has nothing to do with Amityville as far as we can tell, but there's spiders, wasps, rats zombie dads, and reused props from other movies Alex has seen.  Oh and incest. There's more incest.   As of this writing, Amityville Dollhouse is available on the following streaming platforms: Pluto TV The CW Tubi Roku Plex

TW: Suicide Amityville is a mirror now, I guess. And like in LA? It’s somewhere, but it ain’t amityville. But there's a guy named Keyes Terry. Oh and Locke from Lost is here. As of this writing, Amityville: A New Generation is streaming on the following services: Sling Roku Plex Tubi Amazon

The horror is a sexy clock now, and it can turn you into a baby. Frankly, that's none of my business. As of this writing, you can watch Amityville 1992: It's About Time on the following streaming services: Pluto TV Sling Plex Roku Tubi

Look, Caroline wants to fuck the lamp. I'm no happier about this than you are.  In this week's movie, a bunch of annoying Canadians go to a house that has nothing to do with the Amityville house, never utter the word Amityville and infuriate the shit out of Alex and Caroline for 90 minutes. To be clear, this episode of the podcast is a banger. But the movie is terrible. As of this writing, The Ami...

This time the horror is a lamp. And maybe a cat? As of this writing, you can watch Amityville the evil escapes on the following platforms TUBI CW Xumo Sling Roku

Here's how my mom and dad fell back in love after my dad bought a haunted house that killed me and then exploded. As of this writing, Amityville 3-D is available (lamentably, in 2-D) on the following streaming services: TUBI Pluto TV If you are just discovering this podcast, please consider listening to Alex's other podcast, Hyperfixed

We're on the second movie and already deeply upset. The Montellis ( not the Lutzes) move into 112 Ocean Avenue, and things go down hill quickly (both for the Montellis and for the viewer). As of this writing, Amityville II: The Possession is available for streaming on: Tubi Pluto If you are just discovering this podcast, please consider listening to Alex's other podcast, Hyperfixed

The movie that started all. Josh Brolin and Margot Kidder run afoul of priests, pigs and the paranormal.  As of this writing, The Amityville Horror is available to stream for free on: Tubi Sling TV Pluto TV If you are just discovering this podcast, please consider listening to Alex's other podcast, Hyperfixed

In this introduction to the Amityville series, Caroline schools Alex about the real life history of the DeFeo family killings, as well as the subsequent "haunting" of the Lutz family. 

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