All the Fucks

Today we return to our collective favorite: scary stories. We read a few from the internet, we share a few ourselves, and we make some creepy vacation plans for The After.

Today, we return to some scary stories--including an in-depth look at New Jersey's super-creepy Westfield Watcher!

This week, we put the fun in dysfunction! We take you further into our backstories, shining a light on the myriad ways that trauma can shape you. Our deepest episode yet, there are plenty of tears and sobering moments... but it's also a celebration of finding the people who get you, finding the people who keep you safe, and the journey of learning to be that person for yourself. -- Got something t...

Today, we take you on a rip-roarin' retrospective of one of life's cruelest jokes: middle school dances. From that magic moment of dancing with your dreamboat, to creative plus-size formalwear of the '90s, to fantasizing about being Carrie White... we've been there and back again. And we brought you a corsage!

Okay, we know this name is ridiculous, but it's also 100% a term we used at the place where we met--as co-workers at LUSH, or: the Oompa Loompas of Bath Bombs and Massage Bars. We take you through the magical Wonka memories of working for LUSH... mixed with the batshit chaos of being in the badlands of NYC: Herald Square, a veritable cornucopia of sidewalk hustlers, upsetting smells, and Penn...

This week, we put the fun in dysfunction! We take you further into our backstories, shining a light on the myriad ways that trauma can shape you. Our deepest episode yet, there are plenty of tears and sobering moments... but it's also a celebration of finding the people who get you, finding the people who keep you safe, and the journey of learning to be that person for yourself.  

Jen + Lillian continue their discussion of the stumbling blocks and pitfalls of learning how to be pretty as an awkward kid: figuring out your face, crimping irons, and... good lord, how do you even eyebrow?

Gather your recommendations and spruce up that LinkedIn, because today, Jen + Lillian take you through part 2 of their questionable, colorful, uh... essentially shady-as-hell job history. Y'all, we are not messing around. There's scams, there's cults, there's falconry. Also: this is 100% why we are self-employed.  -- Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: allthef.ckspodc...

Today, we discuss the stumbling blocks and pitfalls of learning how to be pretty as an awkward kid: unadvised perms, bargain bin makeup, and what even are eyebrows, anyway?

Today, Jen gives Lillian a Dollop and tells her all about the Best Worst Movie of all time: TROLL 2.

Brush off that resume and update your LinkedIn, because--oh, who are we kidding? This week, we're bringing you part two of the weirdest, shadiest job histories around. Jen and Lillian take you through all the multi-level marketing snafus, scams, and cults that paid the bills... or not. Ah, the life of an artist!

Today, we dive back into some scary stories--but not before reminiscing about creepy mall kiosks, regrettable reality shows, and just exactly what Jared Leto is doing on that island.

Gather your recommendations and spruce up that LinkedIn, because today, Jen + Lillian take you through part 1 of their questionable, colorful, uh... essentially shady-as-hell job history. Y'all, we are not messing around. There's scams, there's cults, there's falconry. Also: this is 100% why we are self-employed.  -- Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: allthef.ckspodc...

Today, Lillian gives Jen a Dollop and tells her all about the most batshit docuseries on earth: TIGER KING. 

Today, we let you in on some of our most thrilling childhood secrets--from running away, to '70s porn, to wicked oral fixations. 

Brush off that resume and update your LinkedIn, because--oh, who are we kidding? This week, get an earful of the weirdest, shadiest job histories around. Jen and Lillian take you through all the multi-level marketing snafus, scams, and cults that paid the bills... or not. Ah, the life of an artist!

Today, we harken back to what we dreamed of becoming when we grew up: supercool shark scientists, non-pretentious puppeteers, and lady ringmasters.

Today we return to scary stories from the internet! From the supernatural to the supremely creepy, you all seem to like these as much as we do. (And if you're looking for our regular content--check out yesterday's episode!)

Head to the back and forget your seat belt--today, we take you on some of our most memorable mandated trips! From Broadway disasters, to Disney World fails, to being abandoned abroad: we definitely need a chaperone.  -- Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: allthef.ckspodcast@gmail.com . For more from Jen and Lillian, check out podcasts "Moonbase Theta, Out" and "The Bo...

Our pets seem to be making out like gangbusters in this quarantine. So today, we tell you a little about the most memorable 4-legged companions of our lives. From Lillian's land bat to Jen's cabal of hamster aerialists, we remember our snuggliest and weirdest furry friends. 

Today, we channel our inner Karen and Georgia and swap hometown murders. (And if you just want our regular programming, don't fret--another normal episode is releasing on Thursday!)

Wear your pajama pants and bring your Walkman--this week, Jen + Lillian sit with you at the back of the bus and dish on all their weirdest trips. From Broadway flubs to legions of spiders to Disney disasters to, well... we're just glad that we can Uber now. 

Jen + Lillian teach you to say NO to strangers.

Today, Jen + Lillian take you alllll the way back to high school--in the deeply protected pages of their diaries.

Jen + Lillian discuss germophobia (or lack thereof), too much Benadryl, and wax rhapsodic on Munschausen syndrome--followed by an interview with Lauren Milberger, co-host of FYI: The Murphy Brown Podcast and The FordCast .