All the Fucks

Welcome back to All the Teenage Dirtbags ! Here at All the Fucks, we know--all too well--that everybody fucks up. (Especially us.) In this two-parter, Jen + Lillian explore the pure adrenaline of shoplifting, gossiping, compulsive lying, pilfering, skinny dipping, trespassing, kidnapping--just kidding! (Maybe.) -- Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: allthef.ckspodcast@gmai...

Jen + Lillian read you some more of the scariest shit we've ever heard. (And if you just want our regular programming, don't fret--another normal episode is releasing tomorrow and every Thursday!)

Today, Jen + Lillian read you some of the scariest shit we've ever heard. (And if you just want our regular programming, don't fret--normal episodes will still release every Thursday!)

We continue our hearty, damn-the-man rebellion this week with our two-part series of All the Teenage Dirtbags. Rip your jeans and come smoke with us in the gender-neutral bathroom--because we're showing you our wilder sides! These are the stories our mothers haven't heard: from running the rumor mill, to exquisitely crafty shoplifting, to the more layered and complicated missteps of adulthood. We'...

Here at All the Fucks, we know--all too well--that everybody fucks up. (Especially us.) Jen + Lillian explore the pure adrenaline of shoplifting, gossiping, compulsive lying, pilfering, skinny dipping, trespassing, kidnapping--just kidding! (Maybe.) -- Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: allthef.ckspodcast@gmail.com . For more from Jen and Lillian, check out podcasts "Moon...

Rip your jeans and come smoke with us in the gender-neutral bathroom--this week, we'll be showing you our wilder sides! These are the stories our mothers haven't heard: from running the rumor mill, to exquisitely crafty shoplifting, to the more layered and complicated missteps of adulthood. We're not bad--we're just podcast that way. 💃

Welcome back to All the Forensics Freaks! It starts weird, and it just gets weirder: Jen + Lillian you a glimpse into their strangest, nerdiest, most formative hobbies. You'll be introduced to the wild world of forensics, the Future Farmers of America, whatever 'Quiz Bowl' actually means... and the seedy underbelly of working at Busch Gardens.  -- Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail...

Why yes, it DOES continue to get weirder yet this week, as we continue our (first!) two-part series of All the Forensics Freaks . Jen + Lillian take you through a treasure trove of acquired skills, including but not limited to: Vogue-ing, competitive spelling, and artificially inseminating cows.

It starts weird, and it just gets weirder: Jen + Lillian you a glimpse into their strangest, nerdiest, most formative hobbies. Over the next 2 weeks, you'll be introduced to the wild world of forensics, the Future Farmers of America, whatever 'Quiz Bowl' actually means... and the seedy underbelly of working at Busch Gardens.  -- Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: all...

Update your LinkedIn--we're showing you our hobbies! From weird to weirder, Jen + Lillian take you through a treasure trove of acquired skills, including but not limited to: Vogue-ing, competitive spelling, and artificially inseminating cows. 

When you're a weird, roly-poly, loner kid, you get creative with entertaining yourself. For Jen + Lillian, that meant tattered paperbacks of WEETZIE BAT, a clamshell VHS of LABYRINTH... and endless low-key erotica. So come dive under the blankets with us and don't forget your flashlight!  -- Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: allthef.ckspodcast@gmail.com . For more f...

This podcast has everything: Tim Curry, David Bowie in ruffles and leather, Jabberwockies, and cautionary Florida tales. A lot of weird pop culture went into making your intrepid hosts, so get ready to re-live everything you were pretty sure was an '80s fever dream! Jen + Lillian can confirm: it was all very very real.  #themoreyouknow 🌈

What would pie-eyed, saccharine Valentine's Day be without gutwrenching stories of doomed love? Snuggle up with a pint of Ben + Jerry's, because you're about to hear our hearts go pitter-splat. First crushes and grand romantic gestures and barking up the wrong tree... oh my.  </3 -- Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: allthef.ckspodcast@gmail.com . For more from Je...

We're just littered with Cupid's arrows, over here at All the Fucks! And so many of them have ended in Hindenberg-level catastrophe. This Valentine's Day, Jen + Lillian revisit their first doomed paramours and all the butterflies that come with them.

Spray on that Skin-So-Soft and grab your Super Soaker, because this week, your intrepid hosts are piling in the station wagon and going back to summer camp! We remember sweltering crushes, reckless Wet Hot American Summers, and our greatest nemesis: chub rub. Break out your mess kits--you'll need 'em.  -- Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: allthef.ckspodcast@gmail.co...

Slather on that SPF and if it's leaves of three, let them be: this week, we take you back to the wilds of a Hot Wet American Summer. Revisit all kinds of camp with Jen + Lillian, from early days of Girl Scouts to chaste Presbyterians to rowdy co-ed road trips. Ready for s'more?

Fire up that free AOL CD from 1996 that came in the mail, because it's time for your intrepid hosts to dive into the cringey, facepalmy days of early internet: Yahoo! chatrooms, Geocities fails, and racy ASCII email forwards. So, what do you say--A/S/L? ;-* -- Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: allthef.ckspodcast@gmail.com . For more from Jen and Lillian, check out podcas...

Screeeeech!, beep, boop, CHRRRRRR: Ahh, the dulcet tones of dial-up modems. Tie up your landlines folks, because later this week, we get into coming of age during the Wild West of the internet: laptops the size of briefcases, passive-aggressive away messages, and... devastatingly emo LiveJournals. A/S/L? ;-*

We hug your ears for a reason, here at All The Fucks: we come from some batshit childhoods. Both outgoing weirdos from the middle of nowhere, Jen + Lillian explore how growing up as the ostracized outsider creates a vivid inner life (and a heart too big for its body).  Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: allthef.ckspodcast@gmail.com . For more from Jen and Lillian, ch...

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong: later this week, we get into the bizarre, alarming, ridiculous childhoods that shaped us into human Care Bears. A little bit Grey Gardens, a little bit Labyrinth. 

Hey there! Thanks for letting us hug your ears here at All The Fucks. We're a little bit comedy, a little bit storytelling, as we (and sometimes a guest) dive into the most vulnerable, big-hearted, cringe-worthy moments of our lives.  Our first big storytelling episode releases Thursday 1/23 . Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: allthef.ckspodcast@gmail.com .  Fo...

Pilot episode premiering tomorrow, January 16th, 2020!  Childhood traumas, feeling too much, and '80s movies. 

Coming soon: stories of heartbreak, mortification, and... meat jell-o. 

Coming soon: mortifying, heartwrenching tales that will have you wondering how on earth we've survived this long. All the Fucks is a celebration of earnestness, vulnerability, and caring far too much. Hosted by actress Jen Ponton and burlesque artist Lillian Bustle.  Twitter: @FucksPodcast FB: @AllTheF.cks IG: @AllTheF.cksPod