All the Fucks

Get out your Burn Books, fuckbuddies--today, Jen + Lillian go into the difficult, awkward, heartwrenching lessons of some of their worst frenemies. From being ghosted to killing the messenger to playing chauffeur for friends to make out... there are plenty of friendships that taught us what we absolutely didn't want in our lives. The emotional and mental fallout from friendship breakups are rarely...

Ever wonder how the heck you ended up here? Today, Jen + Lillian as they revisit their most prophetic forks in the road--those choices (for better or worse) that began a grand adventure... or at least led to some great stories.  -- This episode has a companion video! Find us and watch along on Instagram @allthef.ckspod , or on Facebook @allthef.cks . Also, our Patreon is now live! 

Pull out Mom's old recipe cards, because today, Jen + Lillian traipse through the weird family food that peppered their lives. From secret back-alley hand pies to cake disasters to the magic of chipped beef, the truth of it is--food is weird. And there's so much mayonnaise, you guys.  So.  So much mayonnaise. 

Turn off the lights and sing out of key with everyone, because today Jen + Lillian take you through some memorable birthday parties! From a brand new pool to scavenger hunts to scenes out of LORD OF THE FLIES, stories both fun and disastrous have us wishing for extra wishes when we blow out the candles. *BONUS!* We shot a vlodcast accompaniment to this episode! To watch it, check out our socials (...

Lillian gives Jen a long-awaited Dollop--a retrospective of her days as a group auditor on Meetup, where she came across Bronies, sex cults, and self-proclaimed vampires. 

Today, we freak out your ears with more scary stories from Jezebel.  Join Jen + Lillian for hair-raising tales about possessed mothers, haunted paintings, and an elevator straight to hell.

An intended traipse through the recipe cards of our past takes a detour, as Jen + Lillian remember all the wonderful noshes that encapsulate a lifetime of New York deli. We'll be your tour guides through the Jewish wonderland of the Lower East Side, tip you off to the best egg cream money can buy, and even tell you what hyped up burger joints to avoid. Don't listen to this one without a snack. Per...

It's twists and turns this week! Jen + Lillian sat down to have a jaunty chat about summers, but they end up making a sharp left into being mostly unattended, curious weirdos. Two human feral raccoons, our young lives were full of unsupervised horror movies, cozy nooks of secret erotica, and endless trespassing into very haunted abandoned houses. 

Missing going places? Well today, Jen + Lillian aim to make you rethink that--after these stories, you'll be relieved to be housebound. From cruise ship disasters to Florida gator wrasslin' to damp, cold island cuisine, we've got tons of bad decisions stamped into our passports.

Today, we dig through some more scaaaaary stories... as well as the very real horrors of 2020!

Today, Jen + Lillian bring you back to the early aughts in their diaries--a time of obsessive lurkers, Dashboard Confessional, and Florida townies.

Here at All the Fucks, we love telling you about the things that didn't happen almost as much as we love telling you about the things that did. Today, Jen + Lillian dangle the carrots of some delicious almost-was encounters: from secret admirers, to breathless meetcutes, to proposals at the romance capitol of the American South... Shoney's.

Today, Jen + Lillian share some of their favorite recommendations, stories of improv gone wrong, and the fallacy of nothing good happening after 1am. 

Today, we dive back into the scary stories of Jezebel, sharing hauntings and stalkings and... oh... so many bees.

Here at All the Fucks, we love telling you about the things that didn't happen almost as much as we love telling you about the things that did. This week, Jen + Lillian dangle the carrots of some delicious almost-was encounters: from secret admirers, to breathless meetcutes, to proposals at the romance capitol of the American South... Shoney's. 

Today, Jen borrows from our friends at The Dollop and tells Lillian all about 1990's cult masterpiece, MOTHER GOOSE ROCK 'N' RHYME.

Today, we discuss the music that changed our lives: the stuff that made us braver, fiercer, and--most of all--weirder.

Has the nervous sweating begun yet? Because spring has sprung, and it's time to learn about the birds and the bees! Jen + Lillian take you on a tour of their first understandings about s-e-x, sharing stories of The Talk, custom-made erotica, and the mood-setting merits of Adam Sandler's THE WATERBOY. -- Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: allthef.ckspodcast@gmail.com . For...

Today, we remember our most pivotal moments in curating a personal style. Spoiler alert: it includes foregoing pants, tin foil clubwear, and endless bedazzling. 

Today, we let ourselves riff--talking unicorn hair, shady first apartments, and--of course--a resounding return to Spidercast. 

Today we return to the mysterious and ooky stories you love--real stories of nefarious otherworldly presences, unwanted intruders, and possessed dolls. Someone leave on a nightlight?

And a Blessed Tits to you, friends! On this holiest of Thursdays, come let us regale you with the liturgy of entirely fucked up religious upbringings: from being boy-baited into Youth Group, to Pentecostal ravings, to dressing up in drag as an Old Jew and accidentally finding G-d... at some point, we all see the light.  (Oh, right--and also with you.) -- Got something to share? Leave us a voi...

We're bringing you a special treat today--we take turns reading Francesca Lia Block's beloved WEETZIE BAT, painting the perfect picture of an '80s Los Angeles fever dream, rife with pink glitter, lush flora, and punky magic fairy love. 

Today, we continue our mushy love-fest, talking about some of our favorite people on earth--our bestest friends from all seasons of life. Hey guys, remember friendship?

Today, we get a little mushy and talk about some of our favorite people on earth--our bestest friends from all seasons of life. Hey guys, remember friendship?