All the Fucks

It's a new dawn, fuckbuddies--and today, Jen + Lillian enjoy a cloud of gratitude and relief as we reflect on some of our sweetest wins. From claw machines and stage mothering to finding strength as a World Class Loser, we take you through some of our highest highs and frustrating lows--and the importance of celebrating every little good thing.  For more information on how you can help Georgi...

What horrors await you in the squishy, slimy, ooey gooey things that go bump in your locker... that forgotten purse... the produce drawer? Today, Jen + Lillian chill and thrill with all things gross and grotesque. There's long forgotten mystery meat, literally hundreds of flies, and all the gross fun of inhabiting a finite flesh bag. 

It's our final *spOoOoky Halloween* episode! In addition to endless horror movie recommendations, Jen + Lillian share some final stories of parking lot ghouls, devoted doggo ghosts, and chonky little knife-wielding superheros.. 

Lock the doors and leave on a nightlight, because today, Jen + Lillian bring you more *spOoOoOoky Halloween* stories! This episode has everything: mysterious midnight cabals, SHINING-style bleeding walls, and a shrine to the Golden Girls. 

Here at All the Fucks, we're celebrating spoOoOoOoky Halloween all through October! Today, Jen + Lillian regale you with tales of fiendish fiddlers, shadows under the bed, and hidden nightmare mirrors. (Don't worry--you can hide in our blanket fort.)

Today, Jen + Lillian take you to Coney Island! Home of mermaids, corndogs, and the freakiest sideshows the world has to offer. Join us and Coney Island's Patchwork Girl, Nati Amos, for stories of flesh suspension, fire-eating... and oodles of sexy, gay love.  -- Find Nati on Instagram and Patchwork Science!

We're screaming into October with stories of ghosts, goblins, and things that go bump in the night! Today, Jen + Lillian share hair-raising tales that will have you leaving the lights on: a mysterious hotel in India, the dangers of an open CB frequency, and the benefits of hoarding stuff under your bed. 

You know the book. It's hidden under your mattress and inscribed with the names of doomed lovers and bitchy BFFs (Best Frenemies Forevs). That's right--it's your diary! And today, Jen + Lillian crack theirs open and read you scintillating + mortifying stories from their angsty, thirsty, dramatic adolescent years. (Note to selves: burn this.)

It's a rare condition, in this day and age--but in a sea of family batshittery, sometimes, ol' mom and pop had a win. Enjoy some warm fuzzies with Jen + Lillian as they share some of their most surprising moments in parenting: encouraging mama bears, protective papa bears, and some of the better things we've inherited from our elders.

It's okay, fuckbuddies, we won't rat on you--we know that simply existing in 2020 (let alone paying bills, writing passive aggressive emails, and figuring out boundaries) is... a LOT. That's why today, Jen + Lillian dive into the complex moments of realizing we're on our own--from early moments of being way too mature to crying your way through your first job to the transitive power of grief.&nbsp...

Pack a too-soft PB+J and run out the door 10 minutes late, because today Jen + Lillian continue missing the bus for their back to school retrospective! Today, we talk the classes that changed our lives, the teachers we disappointed, and just how many chickens lived in the school basement. 

Today, Jen + Lillian welcome friend and guest Marie Denee--fatshion fairy godmother and longtime brilliance behind The Curvy Fashionista! Marie brings some serious divine Virgo energy to the table, as we cover everything from entrepreneurial chutzpah to spring cleaning your friend circles. There's laughter, tears, and oh, the catharsis.  -- Follow Marie on Twitter and check out The Curvy Fash...

Stop, drop, and roll! Yell NO and trust no bitch, because today Jen + Lillian share their most unnerving--and sometimes delightfully surprising--stories of oversharing strangers in New York and beyond. But seriously: it's never a mannequin, and fuck politeness. 

If this were any other year, we'd be about to turn a new page--it's back-to-school time! And with it comes all the promise of a new start: new clothes, new supplies, new You!  (...Right?)  Grab a hall pass and join Jen + Lillian as they reminisce about Trapper Keepers, epic '90s fashion, and all manner of squishy sandwiches you forgot in your locker.

Double, double, toil + trouble, cauldron full of Mr. Bubble... this week, Jen + Lillian take you beyond the veil! We discuss nerddoms of magic, astrology, crystals, and druid folklore: metaphysical pursuits to awaken the third eye, align your chakras... and omg totally steal your crush.

This week, Jen + Lillian chat with special guest Keah Brown--author, screenwriter, and fairy godmother of hashtag #disabledandcute. Keah's not here for a pity party--she IS the party! We dish on media's problematic obsession with disability sob stories, grand gestures for love, and the terrible addiction that is 90 Day Fiance. -- Follow Keah , and order her book, THE PRETTY ONE, here!

In the middle of a heatwave, what feels better than a steamy Pumpkin Spice Latte and carving up a Jack-o-Lantern? Today, Jen + Lillian remember some wicked Halloweens: the best homemade costumes, the craziest haunted houses, and being an utter weirdo for the remaining 364 days in a year. 

Ah, Thanksgiving weekend! Family... the comforts of home... the ice-cold nausea of your high school reunion. Jen + Lillian take you back to the wild, raucous, sweet reunions of their alma maters: afterparties, after-afterparties, redemption, and a literal football field of fucks. -- Recommendations: @missannemary, @theblackfairygodmotherofficial

When you read books, watched movies, or fell into fierce fandoms with TV shows--did you see yourself reflected? Today, Jen + Lillian go down the problematic rabbit holes of representation in media, how important it is to see yourself in the world around you, and how creative you can get when there simply are no options available. 

Oh boy Fuckbuddies, are we ever excited for this one--next week, we're launching a sister podcast called FUCKIN' JERSEY : A wet and wild romp through New Jersey's most delightfully terrifying, batshit, legendary secret wonders. Episodes will drop every two weeks, so make sure you follow and subscribe for some out of this world stories! Whaddaya gonna do?

In today's episode, Jen + Lillian are joined by special guest, Renee Cafaro : plus-size fashion expert, philanthropist, ex-politician and... metal-head. We knew Renee would have some killer stories that were chock full of fucks, celebrity crushes, dollar store bleach, and the greatest drinking game of all time. (You're welcome.) -- Check out Renee at @foxyroxyfashion or her publication, SLiNK Maga...

In honor of Pride month, and some much needed beauty and joy--today, Lillian dollops Jen on the history of a Pride tentpole industry: Glitter! Learn about the eerie German Baron von Glitter, glitter's Jersey roots (because of course), and just how critical the sparkly stuff is in solving true crime. (Bonus: This episode has a companion video! Check it out on our Instagram .) -- This week's recomme...

Pick up a Taylor Ham egg and cheese, hit the Dunkin' and never EVER pump your own gas--today, we're talking Weird New Jersey! Jen kicks off a series of Jersey-centric Dollops as she regales Lillian with one of Jersey's most notorious tales... the legacy of T̶r̶a̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶k̶  C̶l̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶A̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶k̶   ...Action Park. ----- A note to our listeners: This was recorde...

A note to our listeners: This episode was recorded before the murder of George Floyd.   Today, Jen + Lillian explore what it is to be full of grace--to experience hurt, a reckoning, and forgiveness, and the examination of these things in the remarkable stillness of quarantine.  --- For more ways to help the Black Lives Matter movement, please visit blacklivesmatters.carrd.com .

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