All the Fucks

Fuckbuddies, Tom Turkey brought us all a glorious Thanksgivukkah gift: he brought together bestest sisters-from-another-mister BFFs, Lillian and her other half, Shanna Bowman. Lillian and Shanna go way back, and Jen couldn't pass up the opportunity to do our first episode of MBFBF--a microseries where we share stories with one of our oldest, nearest, and dearest friends. Listen for pure glee, incl...

Hi friends! A special note from Lillian. Jen and I have some big smushy content for you, but we also want to acknowledge that for many indigenous people, what we call Thanksgiving is a day of mourning. If this is on your heart today, I'd like to tell you about my friend Sky. They're Mikmaq and identify as Two Spirit (a term used by indigenous folks who reject Western gender binaries) transgender,...

Jen + Lillian brought snacks and sleeping bags! It's just us today, and wow, has it been a long time since we just sat together and talked. Today, we revisit poking at our socio-economic upbringings--our privileges and pitfalls, both real and perceived. We talk moms making magic, toys we cherished, and the things we could never have. We also wax rhapsodic about all the TV we haven't talked about,...

Jen + Lillian are back with a friend! Meet storyteller, dirty talker, and dildo slinger Dirty Lola--host of NYC's live show SEX ED A GO GO ! Lola is a proud sex edu-tainer, making sex ed fun and empowering. Lola tells us all about growing up in the South, '90s diet culture, being out and brilliantly queer as a NYC teen, and dabbling in Twitter After Dark .

Upper East Side paparazzi! Covens of Stepford children! Strange moneypit museums! The Shah of Iran! This one has everything, it's weird, it's complicated. Jen + Lillian haven't even really scratched the surface. But today, we try to give you a nuanced look at the way we perceive class and privilege as children; the imaginary trappings that felt SO important, and the mundane structures that were no...

It's spOoOoOoky Halloween! Jen + Lillian prepare for a weekend of candy and frights, sharing some of their best horrific recommendations and diving into the Jezebel Halloween archives once more. Don't forget your night light!

Crawl into our blanket fort, and don't forget your flashlight--because tonight, Jen + Lillian are telling you some truly mortifying tales from all across New York! From questionable theatre in the village to a city slicker dude ranch in New Paltz, we share some particularly cringe-worthy diary entries (before the lights go out and we tell you ghost stories!). But the scariest one of all? Why, a ho...

It’s October! And you know what that means—putting off dentist visits, perpetually remembering and then forgetting that you hate candy corn, and listening to Jen + Lillian tell you stories that rob you of your precious sleep. This week, we spin you a tale of the skinwalkers of Virginia, ne’erdowell maintenance men, and just how brainwashy LuLaRoe had to be to convince anyone that those dresses wer...

It's October, and you know what that means, fuckbuddies--time to get spoOoOoOky with Jen + Lillian! We have some thrilling stories just for you--but in this calm before the storm, enjoy the last beautiful, ethereal installment of Francesca Lia Block's NECKLACE OF KISSES. 

Today, we’re going to tell you about—hey wait, did you see this true crime special? What about this epic cult takedown? Surely you must have seen the multi-level marketing miniseries?! Jen + Lillian get sidelined by so much good television and strange cinema it will make your head spin, along with the return of Broadway, champion ferrets, and the unfortunate intimacy of a dog sneeze.

Jen + Lillian are all in their feelings today, so we’re taking you back to the Pink Hotel for some more adventures with Weetzie Bat. But before we do, we explore the insidiousness of sex cults, tinkling when you sneeze, and—can we just talk about the missed opportunity that is LULA RUH-ROH?

Let Jen + Lillian take you behind the velvet curtain today for a backstage pass to some of our cringiest theatre memories! From unlicensed musical snafus, to tyrannical directors, to giant dancing vulvas—we regret it all, fuck buddies. Encore, encore!

Jen + Lillian whisk you back to pink smoggy Los Angeles to continue Francesca Lia Block's NECKLACE OF KISSES. But before we do, can we just talk about horror comedy and why it is the perfect genre? Unrelated, currently seeking looms in gently used condition. Inquire within!

Jen + Lillian return to magical, mythical Los Angeles in Francesca Lia Block's Necklace of Kisses-- but not before we dive into our most bingeworthy series, smoothies for every mood, and the merits of erotic cake sitting. 

Good Morning, Bayonne! Today, Jen + Lillian are bubbling over with excitement to introduce today's special guest--Nikki Blonsky, star of HAIRSPRAY! To us, Nikki is family. Not only because she's from Long Island (but yes), not only because she's a plus-size entertainer (but heck yes), not only because she's a queer femme (but absofrigginlutely yes). Nikki opens her heart with us, sharing stories a...

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue... (and it just might be your cousin Rhonda’s eyeshadow.) There’s no telling what memories you’ll make at a wedding! Today, Jen + Lillian revisit the most iconic weddings of their lives: the opulent, the dramatic, and the downright bizarre. So toss back another Irish coffee and Electric Slide into our mobbed up banquet hall!

Join Jen + Lillian in the ultimate fairy garden—a gossamer pink shining oasis where punk rock lives, mermaids splash, and kisses are pure magic. Today, we are joined by our muse and hero, Francesca Lia Block—author of the Weetzie Bat books and countless other stories of girls finding their spark in Los Angeles. (Yes, this is a dream come true, and no, we are not okay.) — Find her fables and fairy...

In preparation for next week's Very Special Guest, Jen + Lillian once again venture into the punk rock fairy dreamscape of Weetzie Bat with Francesca Lia Block's follow-up novel, NECKLACE OF KISSES. We revisit Weetzie older, now a mother of two grown girls, and how she finds her magic again when all feels lost. 

Welcome back, fuck buddies! Jen + Lillian are back from summer break with stories galore—today, we’re talking accidents, emergencies, and just your average run-of-the-mill mayhem. So cozy up to the edge of your seat, dial 9-1-, and watch out for rogue banana peels...

Keep slathering on that sunscreen, fuckbuddies--Jen + Lillian are back, and the heat is on! New episodes of All the Fucks coming at you this Thursday, July 29th.

It's June, and your queer, rad hostesses with the mostesses are ready to celebrate what Pride means to us! Jen + Lillian reflect on the authenticity dam that coming out breaks through, and the wonderous, magical experience of getting to know yourself all over again. (CW/TW: Sexual assault around the 59m mark.)

Growing up, the only thing cooler than a cool mom was a cool aunt. From our parents' contemporaries to very worldly 13-year-olds, Jen + Lillian glommed onto mentors of all stripes: sweet librarians, brassy broads with loud lipstick, and ultra-queer Girl Scout Camp counselors. You are the sum of your parts!

If you feel the need to declutter or tidy while listening to this episode--we don't blame you. Today, Lillian dollops Jen on hoarding disorder--an underreported, stigmatized, misunderstood mental health condition with no successful treatment plan at this time. Lillian shares her story of growing up in an increasingly chaotic and hoarded home full of labyrinthine piles, long-dead appliances, and en...

Pull out your black lipstick and pearls, because today, Jen + Lillian do the Time Warp with our guest, celebrated boylesque legend, Viktor Devonne! Viktor indulges us with stories of his Step-By-Step TGIF family, years spent in the Rocky Horror circuit, and being an all-around pop culture whiz kid.  -- To find Viktor, visit weburlesque.com or check out his Instagram !

There's plenty to dish about today as Jen + Lillian delve into the rampant fatphobia rearing its ugly head as the world prepares to reopen. From Broadway to the boardroom, we make the case for a hard reset on our toxic diet culture... preferably spearheaded by the world's greatest smack-talker: Ice-T. We also share mortifying and delicious stories about calcified grudges, riding in cars with boys,...