All Serious Subjects

What happens when you're enjoying a typical night over at the pad with the boys and all of a sudden Kyle walks through the dude den door wearing a set of authentic 18th century Provencal undergarments, opaque and as ornate as a tea time doily? I can't explain what came over me, it was as if I was possessed by Beelzebub himself. I shan't recount the acts I committed towards Kyle, my beloved bro. In...

This episode is mostly John recapping fishtank live to Adam, but it's the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Enjoy

The Christian Conservative Podcast is here (CCP) from the All Serious Subjects (ASS). Adam and John are the podcast saviors no one asked for.

You feel that right? I feel Mike Tyson's presences. His tongue on my not homosexual rim. Whispering sweet something's into my ear, and calling me gay. But he was the one to invite me over to dinner and into those silk sheets. He's the one that pulled me in tight to let me know he cared, but yet he calls me gay...what give? John and Adam give, they give back to the community by doing illegal street...

The time is now, the place is here, and the podcast is the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Don't you hate stepping on a hard L like a rake in a cartoon. Don't you hate those people that you hate like that lady at your work that is extra nosey for seemingly no reason. I mean there was the one time got caught by her vaping in the hallway. Boss didn't seem to care too much, but she just has it ou...

Walking through the streets is tough. You could encounter anything out there, but you should stay inside. You're fragile. Stay safe and listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast

It was a bright and early Saturday morning. The Tuesdays were at 9, the Poopy was Dickums, and, god damn it, why are all the alley children making an offering to Beelzebub? This isn't Ekron. This is the All Serious Subjects Podcast (ASS) and today we're going to get INTERPOL on our boy butts with all these sickeningly serious Talibanese subjects we're piloting towards those ears of yours. Also Cle...

The back are boys and ever than better. I smell toast, but still think you should press play. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is here to fill the void of your father's approval. We know it doesn't completely do it, but in this case it's the thought that counts. Also I started a credit card in your name if that's cool. They gave a credit limit of $6,000 so I spent that on a sick VR setup to...

Line 'em up. The boys are back and serious. That's right, Adam and John brought you another episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, even though you never asked for it. No one really ever did. We just forced this thing up on youtube and podcast platforms in the hope for the validation our parents never gave us.

I can't read any of this. What's even going on? Oh yea, The dictator John is here and his lackey Adam and the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is back. None of this makes sense. Listen anyways or you let them win.

The time for the Presidential debaters are here. and the decision is made for you because the incumbent dropped out almost immediately after hearing how bussin' his opponent is. The ballots should be cast as soon as you hear this message so rush to the polls and vote for freaky friday and lesbian monster trucks. Or at least that's what they want you to think. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast...

It's a day to remember and a deal to never forget. 2 whole footlong subs for just $9.11!?!? Can you believe it? I haven't seen such a deal since the British invaded in 1812. The deal of a lifetime on trucks as well, and Nate is the hook up. Also the Us presidential debate recap, but the worst recap ever. All this and more on the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, where Adam and John's stupidity h...

The answers are here and a g*n will change the battle dynamic significantly between bears and gorillas. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast has you, you can rest easy knowing Adam and John have your back and you interests in mind.

As the walls close in and your sense of reality wavers, you’ll grapple with the maddening details of this hyper-realistic showroom. Just when you think you’ve deciphered the path to freedom, the twist reveals that your entrapment was nothing more than a vivid hallucination. Join us as we unravel the surreal experience of IKEA’s design deception, blending what you thought was and what you think is....

Happy Birthday to Meech and Castro from the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast hosts, Adam and John. And we hope that if you listen to this you don't feel like we shouldn't be friends. Also big thank you to our Senior Black Correspondent, J-Rad. We learned a lot and hoped you did too, mayo isn't as cool as we once thought.

In a world, where sandwiches can drive. The future is now, or at least once this car dealer decides he actually wants to do his job. But does anyone want to do their job? I can empathize with a man just phoning it in on company time. The best time poop is on the clock. These are words to live by. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is all about passing on knowledge and wisdom to the community....

It's the boyz, and the boyz are the original boyz. Just doing boy stuff inside another boy (jk, ;)) These boyz don't flake on you like like those fake boyz. Adam and John and the All Serious Subjects (ASS) crew made a pledge to not get lost inside another man's gooey innards. Join in on the pledge and fend off those thoughts.

The podcast to end all podcasts is thinking about making another podcast. That's right you're listening to (or about to) the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Adam and John stay on track and talk about the news. A steakhouse was burglarized, and we are getting to the bottom of it. Also there are so many deals to be had with low balling car sales people. All this and more if you look under your s...

Jokes on you, it's not as cool as it sounds, it's just a Wilfred Brimley movie from 1983. And not really a "Wilfred Brimley" movie either, he's just in it, but what is cool, is this vibrator that vibrates every time Adam thinks of the n-word. So he be vibin, if you na what I b satin' slime. So listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Where Adam and John get to the top of things instead of...

You think you're hard? Cause the boys are hard. So hard, you wouldn't believe...so f*cking hard. We are here to waste time and talk to car sales people. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast isn't here to educate, it's here to be a public service. The service is here and the low ball offers are ready.

A-dawg was lost and in a Cambodian jungle. J-dawg was in route, but his helicopter was taking heavy fire from the Viet Cong. The plan to go around and flank the commies had gone south and Adam was trapped behind enemy lines. There was a sense of impending doom that Adam felt, as well as a mild erection. As soon as back-up arrived John and the rest of the convoy was on their way. They had to be qui...

So, I'm not sure if it has four wheels, plus I really think the walker will be an issue unless you fold up your wife...so do you wanna buy the car or not? sh*t or get off the pot. Listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, where Adam and John give context to the diarrhea.

What a beautiful Saturday wherever you are, or even if it isn't Saturday when you play this, the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast has your back. Adam has the plans for money moves beyond comprehension. John is along for the ride and holding on for dear life as Adam lays verbal landmines. Also there are some farts.