All Serious Subjects

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast. In "Big Business & Alpha Males" hosts Adam and John start with business ideas from Adam’s notes, pitching schemes that’ll make millions. Then, we talk news, from Trump’s new phone to TikTok trends. Next, we get into alpha male boot camps, and their macho man business. We vibe with guys just being dudes at the park, living the bro life. Joi...

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects comedy podcast... in this episode, "Business Boys," hosts Adam and John do their best. What're your thoughts on the weather? Has it been nice? well that's nice, I've been getting over a sickness. So there's that and also it's a bit warmer than I'd like it to be. Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/7s9rUE3A4aFollow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@allseri...

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects comedy podcast! In "Nothing but Nye," hosts Adam and John bring the laughs to cure your 2025 blues. We kick off with prank calls, dialing up strangers with Bill Nye-inspired science gags. Then, we riff on everything from bad science puns to 2025’s wildest news. Next, we dive into weird fan fiction, reading bonkers Bill Nye stories that’ll leave you in...

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this episode hosts Adam and John are here to make the tummy ache go away. We start with making love songs. Then, we hit the news. Next, we dive into the FishTank Season 4 trailer, its June 13, 2025 premiere and $8,000 prize. Finally, we explore autism testing, decoding quizzes and neurodiversity insights. It’s the best podcast ever. Join us on Discor...

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In "Can AI Make a Podcast?" hosts Adam and John explore whether AI can take over podcasting. We start with an intro unpacking the rise of AI creativity, then dive into Gemini making a podcast script, testing Google’s AI. Next, we put Grok to the test with its own script, seeing how it stacks up. Finally, we unravel the Tay AI lore, revisiting...

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this episode, "Free Plane From Qatar," hosts Adam and John tackle a wild mix of viral stories and random internet videos. We kick off with the free plane from Qatar story, talking directing with a "representative" from Qatar. Then, we dive into the Africa WWE Royal Rumble. Next, we break down Kanye West’s latest album. Things take...

In this episode hosts Adam and John dive into the world of entrepreneurship in reality TV. We start with a look at Shark Tank’s history, breaking down the show’s other versions and how it became so popular in America. , we unpack Kettle Gryp, a fitness game-changer (crap piece of injection molded plastic) pitched to the Sharks, followed by Calm Strips, a unique (idiotic) anxiety-relief product. Ne...

In this podcast episode we explore the fascinating connection between the economic turmoil of 2008 and the movies that captivated audiences during that time. Discover how films like Up, Slumdog Millionaire, and The Dark Knight provided both escapism and reflection during a period of uncertainty. We'll delve into how the crisis influenced cinematic trends and even touch upon the current state o...

In this episode, "The Continual Kanye Crash Out and Chris Chan," hosts Adam and John. We kick off with Ye Dolf’s latest Twitter crash out, dissecting Kanye’s wild X posts and their fallout. Then, we reflect on Pope Francis’s passing, riffing on nicotine and its cultural grip. Next, we explore Latin America’s weather girls, focusing on their viral “cleavage with the weather” appeal. We ta...

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this episode, "Straight White Fantasies," hosts Adam and John tackle a wild mix of pop culture and chaos. We dive into a Lenny Kravitz house tour, making critical judgments about the decor and drawing parallels to the problems in modern society. Then, we unpack the Drake and Josh drama and reconciliation, diving into the Nickelodeon saga th...

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this episode, "This Week in r/WallStreetBets," we jump into the wild world of Reddit’s r/WallStreetBets community. We start with the Hawk Tuah Girl "Miss Tuah" pageant, then touch on whatever’s passing for news these days. We break down a WSB user losing their own cash, question what a dollar even is, and share some of the best Re...

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this episode, "I Miss the Old Kanye," we dig into Kanye West with a nod to the past. We unpack DJ Akademiks’ interview with Kanye, zeroing in on moments that echo the old Kanye vibe we miss. Then, we tie Kanye’s unpredictable energy to the Chappelle Show’s Clayton Bigsby skit—the resemblance is uncanny. Things take a turn with a prank on Cr...

Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this hilarious episode, we break down the ultimate fast food tier list, ranking the best and worst of your favorite chains. From Raising Cane’s sauce snobs (who dares ask for anything else?) to the undeniable greatness of Waffle House, we’ve got hot takes and wild riffs. Adam shares a creepy story of being groped by an older kid in a Cici’s Pizza arc...

Welcome to All Serious Subjects’ "Asmongold House Tour" episode. We start with Asmongold’s disgusting house...maggot-infested food and garbage everywhere. We talk about the alleged idea that he’s sending all his cash to the IDF, leaving his place a dump. Next, we break down the oddball Tesla promo with Trump at the White House, then follow Andrew Tate and his crew to a Vegas casino: mock...

Did Mike Majlak Do This to Emily Willis? Strap in for a raw, uncensored dive into the adult film world’s wildest secrets. From Viagra-powered shoots under scorching lights to Bill Bailey’s booze-fueled crash, we’re spilling the tea on porn’s toughest gigs. The pressures are insane, the enhancers are everywhere, and the stories are unreal—jack into our holes and get the unfiltered truth. Is the ind...

Get ready for a great episode of the All Serious Subjects podcast! Adam and John explore bizarre baby names like Ray Farty and Ninja Egg Salad—social media’s funniest name fails. Discover the Clean Camper Bidet, the ultimate RV camping upgrade for stress-free boondocking. We also imagine Gaza as a hipster paradise with cat cafes and rubble amusement parks. Enjoy laughs, bidet reviews, and satire o...

Youtube really hated the fact that we watched a video and cut this thing down but here in all its audio glory, the full episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Adam and John give you sweet sweet Sharia Love.

The military is invading your thoughts and it's doing it by appealing to the inner gooner. #egirls are now in the military trying their breast to get you to enlist. There is also a new AI chat bot in town. Elon Musk and xAI have shot up the leaderboards and now Grok is on top. Foor how long? who knows, but it's better than the other ones in my experience since it allows you to goof around. Also Sy...

Adam and John get serious this episode and talk the "reasons" behind the Luka Doncic trade, watch Glorilla videos, and chat with AI in this episode. All that and more on the latest and greatest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podast.

Trump is launching crypto meme coins and pardoning people. A very interesting start to his second term. John and Adam fill you in and fill you up with all the latest news and the most serious of subjects on this weeks episode of the All Serious Subjects podcast.

California is burning down. Fire sale in the real estate sector in the LA metro area. What else do you follow that with? Burt (fishtank season 3 winner and known gay sex worker) outs Connor (fishtank season 3 freeloader and quoted saying "I'm not cool with any gay sh*t") as someone that gets pegged on the reg by T girl sex workers. Not judging, it's just intersting. All this and more on the latest...

Where do the subjects go when the serious has left the station? Our top scientists investigating this issue have found evidence that they hibernate inside the ears of eccentric, cool, and totally stylish listeners of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Now press play already and start doing TikTok dances with us.

Those of us at the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast do not condone the haphazard consumption of an irresponsible amount of uninspected man meat. However, we do recognize the dedication, iron will, and S-tier gag-reflex needed to accomplish such silly goosery. That being said, godspeed, and always remember to spit on that thang.