All Serious Subjects

Happy Birthday to Meech and Castro from the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast hosts, Adam and John. And we hope that if you listen to this you don't feel like we shouldn't be friends. Also big thank you to our Senior Black Correspondent, J-Rad. We learned a lot and hoped you did too, mayo isn't as cool as we once thought.

In a world, where sandwiches can drive. The future is now, or at least once this car dealer decides he actually wants to do his job. But does anyone want to do their job? I can empathize with a man just phoning it in on company time. The best time poop is on the clock. These are words to live by. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is all about passing on knowledge and wisdom to the community....

It's the boyz, and the boyz are the original boyz. Just doing boy stuff inside another boy (jk, ;)) These boyz don't flake on you like like those fake boyz. Adam and John and the All Serious Subjects (ASS) crew made a pledge to not get lost inside another man's gooey innards. Join in on the pledge and fend off those thoughts.

The podcast to end all podcasts is thinking about making another podcast. That's right you're listening to (or about to) the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Adam and John stay on track and talk about the news. A steakhouse was burglarized, and we are getting to the bottom of it. Also there are so many deals to be had with low balling car sales people. All this and more if you look under your s...

Jokes on you, it's not as cool as it sounds, it's just a Wilfred Brimley movie from 1983. And not really a "Wilfred Brimley" movie either, he's just in it, but what is cool, is this vibrator that vibrates every time Adam thinks of the n-word. So he be vibin, if you na what I b satin' slime. So listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Where Adam and John get to the top of things instead of...

You think you're hard? Cause the boys are hard. So hard, you wouldn't believe...so f*cking hard. We are here to waste time and talk to car sales people. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast isn't here to educate, it's here to be a public service. The service is here and the low ball offers are ready.

A-dawg was lost and in a Cambodian jungle. J-dawg was in route, but his helicopter was taking heavy fire from the Viet Cong. The plan to go around and flank the commies had gone south and Adam was trapped behind enemy lines. There was a sense of impending doom that Adam felt, as well as a mild erection. As soon as back-up arrived John and the rest of the convoy was on their way. They had to be qui...

So, I'm not sure if it has four wheels, plus I really think the walker will be an issue unless you fold up your wife...so do you wanna buy the car or not? sh*t or get off the pot. Listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, where Adam and John give context to the diarrhea.

What a beautiful Saturday wherever you are, or even if it isn't Saturday when you play this, the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast has your back. Adam has the plans for money moves beyond comprehension. John is along for the ride and holding on for dear life as Adam lays verbal landmines. Also there are some farts.

My grandfather once took me fishing, just once though. It was an important trip though, learned a lot that day. He taught me how to be patient, what delayed gratification is, where the g spot is. The man was 76 when we went fishing, and he passed away 13 years later, just shy of his 90th birthday. He said if he made it to 90 he wanted to go to a brothel. He knew deep down he wasn't going to make i...

The gusts of wind are heavy and unrelenting. There’s sand pelting you in the face. A helicopter is landing and you’re just r*tarded, and didn’t notice you’re standing too close to a helipad. It’s your dad, he’s got the same type of helicopter that Kobe died in, you hop in. Due to the lack of perspective you think that the sand whipping by you must be similar to what’s happening in Gaza. The whole...

Isn't it the best for when you do the thing you always wanted? Best to do what is best, rather than what's worse, and what's worst, of course. You love the smell, the sound and the taste. Don't let time go to waste, press play, on the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast.

Nothing like a Saturday morning with the boys. Cuddling up on the coach, sandwiched between 2 of your boys. Cause Boys are there when you need someone to lean on. Get an old "Cool Whip" container, fill it to the brim with fruity pebbles and milk, sit between those boys, and put on the All Serious subjects (ASS) podcast. It's time for you and the boys to bond with Adam and John. Also "boys" can mea...

The day is young, the blood is flowing, the sun is shining. You feel a rush of euphoria as you breathe in and gay thoughts rush over you. You turn on your favorite podcast, the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, and listen to Adam and John talk about cops if the people were all handicapped. The day is good. You hear love making in the bushes and give a thumbs up to show your approval and think to...

Skiing can lead to death and also to the founding of a college that employs the homeless. The world is unpredictable and so is the All Serious Subject (ASS) podcast. Adam and John are the hosts that you need when you get to your biggest struggles. This is a motivational podcast unlike any other because one of the hosts is an elderly latina that don't play no games.

You ever just look over at your bro and think he could pop out a kid if he had to? Ever wonder what's the latest news on J Cole and Kendrick Lamar's beef? Ever look straight up at the sun for as long as you can? The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast has those answers, and more where that came from. Adam and John got you covered. The boys are back and in blackface.

What happens when you combine Reddit's record breaking un-profitability with an IPO? A sound investment in the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast! Come on in and unload yourself, we have plenty of room in this big-macrocosm of a schizophrenic's wet dream we call a podcast.

Adam and John don't talk about RoboCop once, so stop asking for it...I tried to convince them. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast gets into every subject outside of RoboCop, like Drake Bell and Brian Peck...the good stuff. The cool guys, the underdogs, the um I don't know. Listen to the episode

Adam and John have the plane review you've been waiting for. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is ready to do the hard work and look into the planes. We did the research and we found them to be totally safe and you're dumb if you think otherwise.

Coming this fall Bryan Cranston is Chef Boyardee. The heroin hero, the marinara maestro, the Cleveland chef, boy are we ready for Boyardee spaghetti(O's). Also the newest crypto craze, so press play on the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast...or don't. You don't matter to me. Except you, you're cool.

This podcast is apart of a healthy breakfast, like a mixing bowl of Count Chocula with whole milk and a cold glass of O'Doul's poured out of your kegerator and into your Alf commemorative glass. All this to say, we got the goods. We are nourishment for your soul, and sh*t posting for your ears. Censoring that word has me questioning my sexuality. In closing, listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS...

How do gay thoughts creep in your head when you’re eating a toaster strudel? Did you ever think of George Lopez when you were naked? What is the meaning of life? These questions and more are answered on the latest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Adam and John take it to a level amongst levels, and you need an escalator.

What on Earth are you doing step-bro? Those Cadbury eggs are so stuck. Doesn't get more stuck than that, but Adam and John will find the way. The All Serious subjects (ASS) podcast has the answer so make sure to listen or you'll have an ER trip on your hands.

Do you smell what Adam and John are cooking up with the latest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast? Cause it's a hot fresh pile for you to scoop into your face. Plug your nose and press play.