All Serious Subjects

My grandfather once took me fishing, just once though. It was an important trip though, learned a lot that day. He taught me how to be patient, what delayed gratification is, where the g spot is. The man was 76 when we went fishing, and he passed away 13 years later, just shy of his 90th birthday. He said if he made it to 90 he wanted to go to a brothel. He knew deep down he wasn't going to make i...

The gusts of wind are heavy and unrelenting. There’s sand pelting you in the face. A helicopter is landing and you’re just r*tarded, and didn’t notice you’re standing too close to a helipad. It’s your dad, he’s got the same type of helicopter that Kobe died in, you hop in. Due to the lack of perspective you think that the sand whipping by you must be similar to what’s happening in Gaza. The whole...

Isn't it the best for when you do the thing you always wanted? Best to do what is best, rather than what's worse, and what's worst, of course. You love the smell, the sound and the taste. Don't let time go to waste, press play, on the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast.

Nothing like a Saturday morning with the boys. Cuddling up on the coach, sandwiched between 2 of your boys. Cause Boys are there when you need someone to lean on. Get an old "Cool Whip" container, fill it to the brim with fruity pebbles and milk, sit between those boys, and put on the All Serious subjects (ASS) podcast. It's time for you and the boys to bond with Adam and John. Also "boys" can mea...

The day is young, the blood is flowing, the sun is shining. You feel a rush of euphoria as you breathe in and gay thoughts rush over you. You turn on your favorite podcast, the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, and listen to Adam and John talk about cops if the people were all handicapped. The day is good. You hear love making in the bushes and give a thumbs up to show your approval and think to...

Skiing can lead to death and also to the founding of a college that employs the homeless. The world is unpredictable and so is the All Serious Subject (ASS) podcast. Adam and John are the hosts that you need when you get to your biggest struggles. This is a motivational podcast unlike any other because one of the hosts is an elderly latina that don't play no games.

You ever just look over at your bro and think he could pop out a kid if he had to? Ever wonder what's the latest news on J Cole and Kendrick Lamar's beef? Ever look straight up at the sun for as long as you can? The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast has those answers, and more where that came from. Adam and John got you covered. The boys are back and in blackface.

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Adam and John don't talk about RoboCop once, so stop asking for it...I tried to convince them. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast gets into every subject outside of RoboCop, like Drake Bell and Brian Peck...the good stuff. The cool guys, the underdogs, the um I don't know. Listen to the episode

Adam and John have the plane review you've been waiting for. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is ready to do the hard work and look into the planes. We did the research and we found them to be totally safe and you're dumb if you think otherwise.

Coming this fall Bryan Cranston is Chef Boyardee. The heroin hero, the marinara maestro, the Cleveland chef, boy are we ready for Boyardee spaghetti(O's). Also the newest crypto craze, so press play on the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast...or don't. You don't matter to me. Except you, you're cool.

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How do gay thoughts creep in your head when you’re eating a toaster strudel? Did you ever think of George Lopez when you were naked? What is the meaning of life? These questions and more are answered on the latest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Adam and John take it to a level amongst levels, and you need an escalator.

What on Earth are you doing step-bro? Those Cadbury eggs are so stuck. Doesn't get more stuck than that, but Adam and John will find the way. The All Serious subjects (ASS) podcast has the answer so make sure to listen or you'll have an ER trip on your hands.

Do you smell what Adam and John are cooking up with the latest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast? Cause it's a hot fresh pile for you to scoop into your face. Plug your nose and press play.

There's nothing better than being homeless under a bridge. Makes you feel like you paid your dues years ago and are here to reap the reward. Well that's what the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast has for you and much more. So press play and watch your social credit score prosper.

What happens on an island with no rules? Well you have to tune in to find out. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast is coming in hot with the best movie ideas the world has ever seen. If everyone gives a dollar and gets someone to give $10 million will reach our goal in no time.

A podcast that talks to the dead? Who wouldn't love to hear from their grandpa how disappointed they are of what you've done with your life. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast just got nominated for a daytime Emmy and 4 kids choice awards. Vote by texting 555-555 "ASS", messaging rates apply

Joe started a college and the All Serious Subjects is in charge of admissions. So get ready to wrestle and talk about aliens cause otherwise Adam and John aren't letting you in.