AF5 Podcast

Vacation, but make it dysfunctional! Today’s stories include: a grandma who unintentionally starts a turf war, a surprise third wheel to Bali, and one couple trying to keep their romantic getaway mom-free. We also weigh in on the sacredness of snack rations and whether RSVP deadlines apply to family members who think they’re above the law. Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!

In this episode we unpack the mental gymnastics of (mostly) men who mysteriously lose all motor function when asked to literally anything. This episode is a masterclass in baffling, frustrating, and sometimes hilarious stories of grown folk who weaponize incompetence like its a second language. Featuring bonus content: the ex who claimed "I can't do the laundry. I'm left-handed & the washer is...

Who the heck am I anymore? It hits you somewhere between your newborn son pooping on your face & hiding in your car to take a conference call: I don't know who I am outside of these little crumb snatchers! In this episode, we break down the unspoken identity crisis of parenting - or taking care of a loved one (aging parents)...the loss, the burnout and the quiet moments where you miss the...

Life was really “life’n” for us this week & we almost skipped putting out an episode! But we love yall too much so we pivoted! We compiled a bunch of our funniest BTS clips & cutdowns for yall to giggle with us & remind you that we love you! We’ve never done this before so enjoy & don’t worry about LOLing in your cubicle at work! Your coworkers are all haters anyway, so you may as...

We're BAAAACK with Part 2 of the viral TikTok couple's quiz! Tune in to see how Noelle did with the "bro" questions Tait had locked & loaded for her! You're also gonna wanna stick around for a crazy encounter she had with a pervert who worked at Lowes! Lol! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

Noelle: “What does the word snatched mean?” Tait: “Easy. That’s the lady parts down below.” Welcome to Part 1 of the TikTok viral couples quiz you’ve been asking for. Noelle puts Tait in the hot seat with words, tools, and phrases she swears any functioning adult should know. His answers? Funny. Confident. Deeply incorrect. Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

In every movie, there’s at least one person making the dumbest possible choice. We wouldn’t be that person. We’d be the ones calling the shots & making better decisions! This episode is us rewriting the scenes the way they should’ve gone. Our movies would probably only be 12 min long, but they’d be award worthy! Criss cross applesauce, Fam! It’s movie time!

We asked, “ What’s the most messed up thing you’ve overheard someone say when they thought no one was listening ?” — and the submissions were… kookoo bananas! Criss cross applesauce, Fam! It’s story time! Highlights include: 🧏‍♂️ A grandma trash-talking her newborn grandchild 🍤 A kid craving seafood in the aquarium 🎄A mom ruining Christmas with a side of “I wish I never had you”

Saying sorry. Saying “I love you.” Changing your life. They’re not always easy—but they matter the most. This episode is full of honest talk about doing the hard emotional work that makes us softer, kinder, and more whole. If you’re holding onto pain, guilt, or silence—this one’s for you. Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

This year’s family vacation recap includes: the annual sprinter van struggle, gourmet shrimp-tails at the teppan table, and our ongoing war against sunburned men with inflated confidence. Afualo family fun in Hawaii, as always, in full effect! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

When you know, you know—and sometimes it’s time to leave for a reason you’ll never tell your therapist. This episode shares all kind of silly reasons people have broken off relationships! And TBH...they're kind of epic! Lol! Criss cross applesauce, Fam! It’s story time!

Was it dramatic? Yes. Was it necessary? Also yes. Tune in for the pettiest friendship fades ever! Criss cross applesauce, Fam! It’s story time!

Because nothing says love like overreacting to manscaping, pricing out your best friend of 15 years, or dating one half of a package deal! We love a good AITA episode! 

Because sometimes you just need advice from your internet parents who’ve been through it all & have proven cheat codes to improve your life!

Welcome to the first of many unapologetic episodes of You Weren’t Born to Be Basic—a space where your quirks are celebrated, your truth is sacred, and fitting in is officially canceled. In this episode, we’re talking about: • Why “normal” is a myth (and a boring one at that) • The quiet cost of chasing approval • What happens when you stop shrinking and start showing up • How to unlearn the urge t...

Whether you’re dating, newly married, or just trying to figure love out—this one’s for you! 25 years of marriage, and we’re still here—laughing, loving, and occasionally debating over “who ate my leftovers” (again). In this episode, we get real about what it takes to stay together through life’s chaos: the ups, the arguments, the inside jokes, the running bits and the kind of love that grows deepe...

Y’all submitted so many stories on what it’s like doing everyday tasks as an introvert and the anxiety it caused you, that we HAD to make a PART 2! LOL! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

Today's stories were generated by our Lil Ant Army & Tait! We asked our Lil introverted Ants "As an introvert, what gives you the most anxiety no matter how many times you do it?" And boy, y'all did not disappoint! LOL! If you're an introvert, this episode will definitely make you feel seen! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

Join us as we dive into the world of entitled people who believe ‘manners’ are optional and ‘sorry’ is a light suggestion.

They say every story has two sides but let’s be real… yours is just the correct one. 😌✌️ An episode that will validate you in the relationships your struggling in, give you a gentle reminder that we see you, you matter & you deserve to be loved ! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

Our listeners (AKA Little Ants) take the gold medal by sharing their most legendary micro-petty moments with all of you—prepare to cringe & laugh! Criss cross, apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!

Let the games begin... and may the pettiest win! This week's episode talks about how we learn to be micro-petty at a very early age & shares a few of our favorite micro-petty aggressions! LOL! Criss-cross apple sauce, fam! It's story time!

Life is too short so don't waste it focusing on what others will think of your dreams & goals! In this episode, we talk about getting after your dreams & we even share 5 bucket list items of our own in hopes that this gives you the courage you need to do that thing you keep putting off! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!

HEY! I'm not going to be an engineer! So WHY is algebra mandatory in school? How 'bout you teach me how to gain confidence & embrace all the best parts of me, or how to cook & change a flat tire? You know, things that I will actually NEED to know in my adulthood? Tune in to your favorite internet parents as we talk about things we wished we learned in school to make our adult lives...

The world is still chaotic right now, so we decided to keep the fun times going! I n this episode we play “Would You Rather” and the results made Tait nervous like he had to really make the choices presented to him! LOL! He is truly representing INTROVERTS around the world! LOL! Join us for some more giggles & a sprinkle of fun anxiety! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!