AF5 Podcast

You're overworking for the boss who doesn't notice, staying in the friend group that leaves you on read, and laughing at jokes you don't even think are funny. This week, the internet's favorite parents talk about the exhausting audition so many of us are running at work, in friendships, and everywhere else, and how to finally walk off stage. Criss cross applesauce, Fam! It's st...

The internet’s favorite parents are back with a Halloween couples quiz! We share our favorite childhood costumes (a hot-as-hell plastic mask was involved), how our partner would die first in a horror movie, and the zero-budget, 10-minute costume one of us would definitely wear. Criss cross, apple sauce, Fam, it’s story time! Comment below: What’s the worst candy to receive when you trick or treat?

The best part about Noelle being a MOMager, is that she gets some really good BTS! In this episode, she shares some of that BTS on the set of Caleb Heron’s podcast “So True” with Drew Afualo & Brittany Broski. That episode was filmed on Main Street at Disneyland & it was a hoot! Join us as we garden (& TBH, we gardened a little bit too much LMAO) and open some fun blind boxes! Criss cr...

It’s not spooky season if we don’t tell scary stories of urban legends & true stories! This episode we share several spooky stories where the men are dumb and/or perverted, a hitchhiker who was a real ghost & photos that weren’t actually photos but ghosts looking into the windows. Criss cross apple sauce, Fam, it’s story time!

Happy Halloween month, Lil Ants! Ever seen a baby with a french tip nail design made out of poop? Ever taken a chicken out to defrost before work & when you get home you'd rather die than cook it? Ever order something 2nd hand & it comes wrapped in a diaper? We cover the funniest tiktok videos & their comment sections did not disappoint! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story...

Who's ready for Part 2? In this episode, we wrap up giving y'all our BTS of our family vacation for Drew's birthday with Brittany Broski & her family! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time on the AF5 Podcast!

Attention Lil Ant Army!...It finally happened! The Afualo's vacationed with Brittany Broski & her family for Drew's birthday! This episode shares funny & sweet stories about how our families first met & how we survived our first family vacation! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

There's a new trend online telling men to skip wiping their butts, skip the laundry, and drink their own urine, all in the name of "pheromone-maxxing." We experienced this stupidity firsthand at the gym this week and we are still recovering! In this episode, we break down what's actually happening, why men online think this makes them more attractive, and why this is exactly why...

You know what time it is! It's time for some gardening, fun blindbox openings & a recap of our daughter's royal wedding! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

Annnnd we’re back with Part 2! In this episode we talk about creepy men in bars, audacious, lazy husbands, the worst teachers on the planet  and much more! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!

In this 2-part series, we read submissions asking for advice: from breaking up with their partner after 2 years, letting a deadbeat BF drain the bank account to support his gambling addiction, to a step dad entering a minor's room w/out permission while their half naked...and much more! Criss cross apple sauce, fam! It's story time!

This week we pick up where we left off from last week's episode. This week we talk about more lies that we tell ourselves: from health & relationships to social media & cleaning lies. We get vulnerable & tell y'all the lies we tell ourselves & how we work through them. Criss cross, apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

Some lies are harmless. Others quietly keep us stuck. This week, we're unpacking the little stories we tell ourselves every day—from procrastination and shopping habits to relationships, fitness, and adulthood. Why do we keep believing them? Which ones make life easier... and which ones are holding us back? Prepare to laugh, call yourself out, and probably text a friend halfway through because...

It’s your favorite time of month again, Lil Ants! We are gardening , we are opening up blind boxe s, we are telling stories & we announced the winner of our blind box dupes ! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!

Come with us on a part field trip/part podcast as talk about the BTS at the red carpet (blue carpet) of the Moana Live Action movie! We talk about our family, meeting Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and we spill the tea on what we found out about The Rock after we met him! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

In today's  ⁨@AF5Podcast⁩  we recap personal and found stories of the craziest things we've ever seen or experienced in the gym. Some of these are quite unbelievable! Criss cross applesauce, Fam! It's story time!

This week's AITA did not disappoint! A fake vacation, an accidental handjob, a shower situation that should have stayed in the shower, and a bedtime story that ended in emotional damage. We read them so you don't have to. You're welcome! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

Y'all know what time it is! It's our favorite time of the month! We garden, we open blind boxes & we read messages from our Lil Ant Army! Criss cross, apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

Platonic relationships are almost as important as romantic relationships. This episode includes a special guest and lots of never-before told stories about love, friendship, beans & armpits. Cris cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

Everyone wants to go viral on social media until you end up on the wrong side of that platform & the hate rolls in. In this episode we recap our recent viral video, the hate comments that came with it & we give our perspective on all of it. Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

Our parents had one cure for boredom and it involved a mop. This generation can't sit in silence without feigning for their phones. This week we're getting into what we lost when boredom became impossible & how we can regain it and get back to our creativity! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

Having babies, a brag session, finding yourself, realizing there’s a My Little Pony gang & much much more! This week’s episode covers so many thoughts that our followers have sent via DM. Tune in! We just might have read your DM or you may relate to one of our Lil Ant Army’s comments and/or need for advice! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It’s story time!

You asked & we delivered! Y'all loved our gardening & blind box episode last month so much, we've decided to make this a monthly series! In this episode, we celebrate some ant brags, advice & respond to several of your comments. Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It's story time!

You have 47 browser tabs open, 101 saved TikToks from 8 months ago, and absolutely zero idea what you're doing. Sound familiar? This week we're talking about the generation that will Google themselves into a full breakdown before asking a single human being for help — and why that's quietly making everything harder. In this episode: The Google spiral and why more information is making...

Imagine having an awful childhood where you grew up poor, had no toys & had. to grow up really fast. Now imagine you find a partner for life who had the same childhood, but in a different font. And imagine that together you start to reclaim your childhood with hobbies & toys that bring you both so much joy! That's what today's episode is all about! Criss cross apple sauce, Fam! It&...