Advice Fight

The boys take quizzes to determine how they behave in relationships. FInding themselves newly single and not-at-all ready to mingle, Ben and Andrew decide to take a quiz to find their "attachment styles" in relationships and how to be better partners. Adam does as well, but from a place of comfortable superiority. Featuring standup comedy clips from Emma Arnold and Georgia Comstock, and birthday s...

The boys better the world for their dogs. We all love our dogs like children, yet often we take them for granted—so the boys decide to give each of their respective pups a special day to appreciate them before they’re gone.  Featuring standup comedy clips from our own Andrew Orvedahl and Adam Cayton-Holland! See Ben and Adam performing at the Clinton Street Theater in Portland, Oregon on Friday, J...

The boys employ daily journaling of spontaneous prose to get their creative juices flowing. In April of 1951, Jack Kerouac sat down at a typewriter for three weeks and poured On The Road onto a now-legendary scroll. In May of 2022, Adam, Andrew and Ben tried to sit down in front of a journal every morning for a week and then write down whatever comes out of their heads. And literature, as we know...

The boys are crazy for the hunks who've played Batman! It's another episode of Boi Crazy, our podcast-within-the-podcast, where we earnestly appraise pop culture's hottest hunks! Special guest Rory Scovel joins us to evaluate seven hunks from the Batman franchise—Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale, Ben Affleck, and Robert Pattinson—and then we crown the hunkiest...

The boys turn to crystals for spiritual guidance. Momentarily shelving the signature cynicism that oozes out of their every pore, Adam, Andrew and Ben EARNESTLY embrace crystals—seeking guidance, enlightenment, and just good vibes, man, from a bunch of stones purchased in a store.  Featuring standup comedy clips from Kristin Lytie and David Gborie! LINKS: See we Grawlix three performing all weeken...

Sean Jordan invites the boys to attempt an old-fashioned push-up challenge. Championing the philosophy that trying hard things always betters the world, friend of the pod Sean Jordan challenges Adam, Andrew and Ben to do 100 push-ups, every day, for a week.  Featuring standup comedy clips from Sean himself, headlining at our live show! LINKS: See video of Sean and the boys doing pushups on day 1 o...

The boys get their survivalist on and prep backpacks for the End Times. Bravely sharing a paranoid side of himself that Ben and Adam always suspected—but never cared enough to confirm—Andrew challenges everyone to prep backpacks that they can grab quickly in an apocalyptic emergency scenario and improve their chances of survival. Featuring standup comedy clips from Janae Burris and Zach Reinert! L...

The boys try to read the most difficult novel of all time. In a week.  In a passive-aggressive Hail Mary for the ages, Ben lashes out at Adam's literary prowess and challenges the group to read James Joyce's Ulysses in seven days. And thus was born "The Ulysses Challenge," which will no doubt sweep TikTok! Featuring standup comedy clips from Hannah Jones and our own Adam Cayton-Holland! LINKS: See...

The boys are crazy for the hunks of "Young Guns" and "Young Guns II" It's a shoot out at the Boi-K Corral! In this episode of our pod within the pod, Boi Crazy, we earnestly appraise those cattle-punchin' hunks of the "Young Guns" franchise. Dig your spurs into this tasty teaser for free, then support us on Patreon to hear (and see) the whole hunk!  We'll be back next Tuesday with a brand-new epis...

The boys try to save the world by donating blood. Adam calls bullshit on the entire premise of the podcast—threatening the fragile cash-cow from whose supple teet we sup!—and then challenges Ben and Andrew to put undeniable good into the world by donating blood. Featuring standup comedy clips from Mo Welch and Jordan Doll! Special thanks to Brooke Way and all of the fine folks at Vitalant's Denver...

The boys try to pinpoint exactly when their families came to the United States. Concerned about their resentment of the vaping transplants e-scootering into their beloved city of Denver, the boys challenge themselves to de-NIMBY their brains—and have a little more empathy—by investigating when and why their ancestors first became strangers in this strange land. Featuring standup comedy clips from...

The boys get silly on psilocybin. Taking advantage of Denver's decriminalized psilocybin laws, the boys decide to take mushrooms. Like grown-ups. Deliberately, with a proper set and setting, and a specific intention. Or in Ben's case, for the first time ever, while wracked with fear.  Featuring standup comedy clips from our pals Troy Walker and Myq Kaplan! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE at the Bug Th...

The boys clean up their texting habits. Let's face it, a lot of people just don't understand text etiquette. And nowhere is that more infuriating than in a group chat. Here at the Grawlix Saves the World, we're no different. And that's because of Andrew. But, because we are a team, we all take a look at our texting habits and apply some new rules to our thread.  Featuring standup comedy clips from...

The boys write and deliver each other's eulogies. Bothered by the fact that we only seem to celebrate those we love after they're gone, Adam challenges Ben and Andrew to all write eulogies for one another in the first-ever Grawlix live funeral! Featuring standup comedy and British-reality-show-style judging by Matt Kirshen! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE at the Bug Theatre in Denver on Saturday, Janu...

In this steamy episode of our pod within the pod, Boi Crazy, we rank the hunks of Full House, Step By Step, and Family Matters (aka the three most successful shows of ABC's legendary TGIF television programming block). Dig in to this tasty teaser for free, then support us on Patreon to hear the whole hunk!  We'll be back next Tuesday with a brand-new episode of The Grawlix Saves the World. Until t...

The boys reflect upon the world that they saved. Wow. Fifty episodes. We simply cannot believe it. To celebrate the occasion, the boys reflect upon the last two years and each pick their top episodes—the self-improvement challenges that had the greatest impact on their lives. And then we crown the GSTW Winner of the First 50! All hail the new champ! Featuring standup clips from Justine Marino and...

The boys attempt baking treats for a holiday party. Well sir, it's the holiday season and here at Grawlix GloboCorp LTD that can only mean one thing—our annual company holiday party. A raucous bacchanal of EDM, brotherhood, and pure, unfiltered sexual energy. You know, the holidays. As if that wasn't enough, the boys attempt a baking challenge, each presenting their pastries for the appraisal of t...

The boys assemble their holiday self-care kits. The holidays can be tricky for anyone, WHAT WITH THE OMNIPRESENT JUDGEMENT OF THE ALL-KNOWING CHRIST KING. And because The Grawlix Saves the World has been (and always will be) a vengeful Old Testament type of podcast, the boys challenge one another to create holiday self-care kits—three items that bring them comfort and joy—to help them navigate the...

The boys try to scare the bejesus out of each other through horror movies. If you're a fan of the pod, you know that Andrew and Adam have been going pretty hard at ole Ben Roy lately with a string of challenges designed to make him face his fears. So, in this episode, Ben turns the tables—well, on Adam, anyway—by forcing him to watch the scariest horror movies that the trio can muster. The boys gi...

Behold! It's another episode of our pod within the pod, Boi Crazy! Baseball season has come to an end and the World Series is underway—far away—which has us feeling wistful for those hunktastic homerun heroes of the Colorado Rockies in the 1990s, the Blake Street Bombers. In this very important and extremely necessary episode of Boi Crazy, we earnestly objectify baseball legends Larry Walker, Andr...

The boys "live off the land" by tasting some exotic mountain meats. Live podcast episode! We eat exotic mountain meats cooked by Producer Ron and Ben's son Milo! Yes, even Ben, who's a vegetarian! Earlier this month, we were invited to perform at the opening weekend at TACAW (The Arts Campus at Willits), an amazing new venue north of Aspen in Basalt, Colorado. The mountain peaks were dusted with s...

Ben tackles one of his biggest fears. Adam and Andrew come along for the ride. If there's one thing that The Grawlix Saves the World is about, it's friends helping friends overcome. We always strive to provide a helping hand to one another, so that we may better surmount difficult, emotional hurdles. However, this episode features none of that. Andrew and Adam find out Ben is afraid of rollercoast...

If you could write a letter to your adolescent self—a missive from the future to a younger, impressionable you—what would you say? And would you read that letter in front of an audience, and then let it be judged by your comedian friends Rory Scovel and Daniel Van Kirk, hosts of the amazing Pen Pals podcast?! The Grawlix boys would. And the result is a live show for the ages.  Featuring standup co...

Sam Tallent is one of the foremost riffers in these United States. And certain parts of Canada. It was only natural, then, that he saunter into Riff City and issue a challenge to them Grawlix Boys—riff an entire set, record it, and bring it in for review. Will Riff City crown a new mayor? Listen and see!  Featuring standup comedy clips from Sam T live at the Grawlix and from his new comedy special...

Summoning their inner Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor's (cocaine), Adam, Andrew and Ben vow to tackle home-repair projects they've been putting off—without calling any real men for help.  Featuring standup comedy clips from Gabby Gutierrez-Reed and Mat Alano-Martin! LINKS: See The Grawlix live with Chris Fairbanks, Shane Torres, Janae Burris, Mike Mulloy, Kate McLachlan, and a special surprise guest at...