Advice Fight

Bored with the utter mundanity of mail, the boys try to spice up the daily ritual of visiting the mailbox for one very lucky friend: Rory Scovel! AKA Principal Quinn from Those Who Can't! AKA Robbie from the new Comedy Central show "Robbie!" AKA the co-host of the Starburns podcast Pen Pals with Daniel & Rory! Listen in as Rory crowns a winner and settles once and for all who is the best at the lo...

Ever wanted to really get into the brains of Andrew, Adam, and Ben? Really delve into those respective subconsciouses and see what makes the fellers tick? Of course you haven't. It's a hellscape in there—a swirling Hieronymus Bosch painting of dick jokes and insecurity. Which on second thought actually sounds pretty cool. Join the boys as they take you through their dream journals.  Featuring stan...

The boys decide to sweat buckets on everybody near them in a hot yoga class. Ben, Adam, and Andrew are no strangers to exercise. We need not tell you this. You see them coming down the block, take in those Grawlix-boy physiques, lower your shades and are all like, "Damn, girl. Damn." But hot yoga is something else entirely. It's yoga. At a 105 degrees. And it's so damn hard. So the boys decide to...

Behold, the first ever live Grawlix Saves the World! Live online anyway, via Twitch, from our individual homes. In quarantine. Nonetheless, huzzah! Ben, Adam and Andrew are joined by their dear old friend Kristin Rand, who reads the boys' tarot cards and gives them all a new, welcome perspective in these strange times. Thanks to our pals at Hold The Phone Comedy for hosting this event. Click here...

The boys binge watch every single movie in the Fast & the Furious franchise. In a VERY SPECIAL AND IMPORTANT episode of "The Grawlix Saves the World," the boys decide they should fill some holes in their pop cultural canon. When Ben and Adam discover that neither of them has seen "The Fast & the Furious" movies, they vow to watch every single one, fastly and furiously, binge-indoctrinating themsel...

The boys get thankful. Sometimes it seems as if the world is trying to sucker-punch you in the gut, call you fat, and then take your wallet and go buy a bunch of scratch tickets. Okay, a lot of the time. Which is why it's so important to remember the little things—the things that make you happy, make you smile, or make you curious— the things that make you grateful. The fellas vow to keep track of...

Ben teaches Andrew and Adam jiu-jitsu, then they beat the shit out of each other. Ben opens up about his passion for jiu-jitsu, then takes Adam and Andrew to the Easton Training Center—where Ben works as an instructor—and coaches the boys on a few fundamentals. To demonstrate their newfound martial art, Adam and Andrew do battle like only a couple of dads pushing forty can. Did all the jiu-jitsu e...

Behold: Boi Crazy. This tossed aside idea by the geniuses behind the podcast "The Grawlix Saves the World" has finally come to life—for as many episodes as it takes until we get restraining orders. In episode one, we start with a first ballot hall-of-famer teen hearthrob, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. It's three forty-something dads rating the hunkiness of teenage boys. What's weird about that? There's...

The boys take a look at their sleep habits. It was Arianna Huffington who once famously said, "Sleep better you fucking idiot." In this episode, the boys do just that. Or try to anyway. After revealing that he hasn't been sleeping well because of late-night video games sessions—you know, like a child—Andrew attempts to dramatically improve his sleeping habits. Ben decides to forego naps for a week...

The boys attempt to speak more intelligently. The pressure is on as Ben, Adam, and Andrew attempt to share stories of adolescent heartbreak without saying the words "like" or "um," thus sounding more literate and intelligent. And what's there to make sure they do just that? A trusty spatula from Andrew's kitchen—if any member of the Grawlix slips up, the other members get to hit them on the hand a...

Andrew tries online dating.  In an attempt to get him back out there on the playing field, Ben and Adam write an online dating profile for Andrew. Meanwhile, Andrew challenges Ben and Adam to improve their own love lives by taking their respective wives out on dates of Andrew's design. Love is in the air. Featuring standup clips from Nick Vatterott and Lizzy Cooperman! LINKS: See The Grawlix LIVE...

The boys eat at restaurants they would never in a million years otherwise consider. You know those restaurants that you've driven by a million times? The ones that have all but blurred into the wallpaper of your morning commute? Establishments that you hardly even notice anymore except to maybe wonder, "How does that place stay open? Who in their right mind actually eats there?" The answer to that...

The boys take a much-needed break from social media. For the inaugural episode of "The Grawlix Saves the World," Ben, Adam and Andrew attempt to better themselves—and thus the world around them—by taking a break from social media for a week. Will the break render them irrelevant? Will they sanctimoniously feel like they're better than everyone else for doing it? Will Ben realize he has the social...