ADJUST YOUR SHORTS

AYS 5/28/2026 28.05.2026 22:35 ↓

Tag no tagbacks, "stuck" mashed potatoes at the Hart roast, and a the war rages on

AYS 5/21/2026 21.05.2026 33:01 ↓

Do you hate Cuba but love cigars? Don't worry, the world is in upside down mode

AYS 5/19/2026 19.05.2026 21:18 ↓

Everything is completely warmal, 34 equals 27 (duh), screens up!

Don 't commit Thucydides! 14.05.2026 16:18 ↓

Don't commit Thucydides!... unless you think you can win.

AYS 5/12/2026 12.05.2026 19:09 ↓

Trump has gas problems, China's in charge, and rope is for push-ups. Adjust your shorts

AYS 4/9/2026 09.04.2026 31:45 ↓

Catchup? Not in these shorts ya don't. The greatest ceasefire just in time to get Greenland. Happy birthday to me

AYS 3/17/2026 17.03.2026 18:07 ↓

Legolas supreme and iatoldyouso too. Isn't war distracting?

AYS 3/10/2025 10.03.2026 24:08 ↓

I came, I saw, IRAN. eesh

AYS 2/26/2026 26.02.2026 31:12 ↓

The moon is fake, Epstein is simply too big to fail, and our government is just here to help

AYS 2/19/2026 19.02.2026 17:03 ↓

tpush, tpull, t-put on your tinfoil! Gunboat diplomats and former princes formerly known as princes. Wacky right?

AYS 2/12/2026 12.02.2026 27:02 ↓

Pam's bondage, a little cover-up, and street cred is just cred if you're a bum

AYS 2/10/2026 10.02.2026 24:28 ↓

TPUSH-over wants you to believe... But don't worry, in Trump's America you don't have to believe anything because in Trump's America, you can just lie, cheat and steal... as the president

AYS 2/5/2026 05.02.2026 24:35 ↓

For the Epsteinth time, just move on to something else.

AYS 2/3/2026 03.02.2026 19:15 ↓

Royal jelly is a real jam, ladies and gentlemen. Don't worry, your votes are safe with me... Here piggy piggy... good piggy

AYS 1/27/2026 27.01.2026 19:56 ↓

Italian ICE anyone? Still bored of peace? Fat got your gun? All of that and more. Adjust your shorts.

AYS 1/22/2026 22.01.2026 15:37 ↓

Tacos aren't always chicken and they should probably spell it 'Bored of Peace'.

AYS 1/20/2026 20.01.2026 26:19 ↓

If the game is a foot, there will be weiners. Forget about Venezuela, I hear Greenland is nice this time of year...

AYS 1/15/2026 15.01.2026 21:06 ↓

Psy-oopsie-daisy everywhere and not a little bo peep. Frequented frequencies are the secret everybody, oh... and the oil.

AYS 1/13/2026 13.01.2026 18:07 ↓

It's a S@#T cyclone Randy! Don't go scuba diving in a dirty pool of misinformation; instead, adjust your shorts.

AYS 1/1/2026 01.01.2026 20:04 ↓

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! This just in: you're free! To pay your taxes or else

AYS 12/30/2025 30.12.2025 20:27 ↓

Don't your taxes and we'll all be flying our own drones next year! ...and don't even get me started on the old "YEAR IN REVIEW" psy-ops.

AYS 12/9/2025 09.12.2025 14:52 ↓

She's baaaaack.. and boy are her lips sealed. Or are they? Well don't worry about that because Don says everything is affordable again. So adjust your shorts

AYS 12/4/2025 04.12.2025 16:33 ↓

The sky is falling! Oh wait, that's just snow. Well, then there's a triple dip polar vortex invasion! So be afraid. Be very afraid! Because now the weather is out to get you too... ADJUST YOUR SHORTS

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 12/2/2025 02.12.2025 14:17 ↓

The Archons can't get you if you MONAD so clap your hands. Oh, and if you ever wish to travel again, well, maybe you will and maybe you won't.

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 11/28/2025 28.11.2025 12:26 ↓

My new hat is foil, we're on thin ice, the CIA is cap and Trump makes sounds with his face. Also I can't believe they get their own Friday too...