ADJUST YOUR SHORTS

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 11/25/2025 25.11.2025 11:33 ↓

Trump is a style-biter, Russia is a Brick-top, and the internet is probably lying to you.. But don't worry, the government is doin well on the stock market so enjoy eating shoe leather, everyman!

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 11/21/2025 21.11.2025 13:05 ↓

Propaganda is a Jaccarded Turkey and so is the peoples. Also, SEDITION? Does he even know the word...

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 11/18/2025 18.11.2025 12:43 ↓

Jaccarded turkeys for all and all for jaccarded turkeys. Yes and no that is and is and is not not a euphemism for the they in charge.

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 11/13/2025 13.11.2025 12:24 ↓

Huzzah, the government is open! Who said that?

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 11/11/2025 11.11.2025 17:28 ↓

Hooray! The government is almost reopened!! Israel is now Isntreal, Epstein is still on the loose, and China says NO TRUMP, That's a BAD TRUMP. ADJUST YOUR SHORTS

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 11/6/2025 06.11.2025 14:48 ↓

It's all UPS and downed aircraft over here at AYS, and thanksgiving is just a SNAP away... sheesh

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 11/4/2025 04.11.2025 26:19 ↓

Holy Garky Batman, Darth Vader is dead! And the whole world breaths a sigh of relief. He who shan't be named is up for mayor of New York and the guild-lings don't like it. So new

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 10/28/2025 28.10.2025 21:10 ↓

First female prime minister for Japan gives Trump a golden set of balls... and other stuff too but that one is the best

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 10/16/2025 16.10.2025 19:52 ↓

Mike Johnson is a bitch and should get slapped, and Trump is building himself a trophy... cuz he ain't gettin a Nobel.

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 10/9/2025 09.10.2025 18:54 ↓

So many F's given! Ai ain't but Trump might be an angel.

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 9/25/2025 25.09.2025 20:23 ↓

...and there's no such thing as PPAER BEARS! -Dimitri Peskov

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 9/23/2025 23.09.2025 21:45 ↓

Monkeys goin' monkey, nameen.

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 9/16/2025 16.09.2025 19:30 ↓

How soon is too soon? Let's find out together! This is a spicy one

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 9/9/2025 09.09.2025 29:31 ↓

Rounding up Mexicans? I didn't know they aren't whole people!

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 9/2/2025 02.09.2025 16:17 ↓

Where's Waldo? Well he's nowhere to be found on the Google home page that's for sure. Blue stripes, red stripes, and congress is a twat. Lets all eat chips

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 8/21/2025 21.08.2025 9:20 ↓

NOPE. YEP. OKAY.

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 8/19/2025 19.08.2025 17:33 ↓

It's BLEAK I tells ya! Or it's not. All truly rests upon which cheek you turn, my brethren. So ADJUST YOUR SHORTS

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 8/14/2025 14.08.2025 21:59 ↓

The world is animated, so why can't we? The lizard people is why! Yeah but what about the money? Kittens I say! Now you understand

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 8/12/2025 12.08.2025 21:22 ↓

It's all just a scam ladies and gentlemen, the train is going where it's going and there ain't nothing you can do about it!

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 8/8/2025 08.08.2025 20:09 ↓

It's all unicorns and rainbows out there folks; nothing but puppies 'n a bowl as the old saying goes. Puppies 'n a bowl

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 8/5/2025 05.08.2025 24:16 ↓

Clearly logic and reason are out the window. Can we please just get to the part where everything is Eden and champagne falls from the sky? Don't forget your bottle-umbrella!

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 7/31/2025 31.07.2025 17:26 ↓

Just breathe... everything is fine.. everything is going to be just fine. My mom used to say to my brothers and I, "Get your little black ass over here", but we weren't... doing anything illegal so I don't know why she would say that

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 7/29/2025 29.07.2025 21:29 ↓

Take to the streets and rejoice; the robotic utopian future awaits. In exactly two years from two days ago today, we shall be free

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 7/25/2025 25.07.2025 20:46 ↓

Donald Trump gets cooked by South Park creators' rizz... and bussin ain't cap, unc.

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS 7/22/25 22.07.2025 25:49 ↓

News News the musical fruit, the more you read the more you juke