Adam Carolla Show

At the top of the show, Adam welcomes Andy Dick back to the show Adam tells a story from the early days of the podcast, when Andy smoked a cigar and Donny kept it as a souvenir. Andy also talks about the past drama with Jon Lovitz, and brings everyone up to speed on his arrest several nights ago. Adam hears his side of the story, and also talks to him about his new football comedy, Division III. N...

It's been a whole day since Adam saw a snake, so he's feeling pretty good. He talks with Alison and Bryan about why sitcoms fail, and compares running a studio to managing a football team. He also goes on a rant about focus groups, and wonders why we even need executives at all. Into the news with Alison, there are people concerned that Osama Bin Laden's death is a conspiracy. Adam stands by his s...

Adam talks about killing yet another rattlesnake outside his house today. He tells the story of his dog Molly's run-in, and explains that since then, just in the last couple days, he's come across three more. He also rants about his kids' motorized cars, and talks with Larry Miller about the problems with catching and taming animals. In the news, more details have been coming out about Osama Bin L...

Adam opens the show discussing the 'odyssey' he had this weekend while traveling in the mid-west. He complains about locals not telling him the appropriate time to get to the airport, and how the theaters take all your money through their fees. Adam also rants about today's youth and people yelling in hotel hallways at 6am. Adam welcomes both Kirk Morrison, and Dr. Bruce to the show next. Adam tal...

Phil Rosenthal speaks to Adam about his love of Adam's audiobook. Adam exchanges the love fest, and shares his enthusiasm for Phil's latest project, 'Exporting Raymond.' The documentary follows Phil as he brings the successful series 'Everybody Loves Raymond' to a Russian audience, and tries to deal with execs who have no idea what is or isn't funny. Of course Adam relates to dealing with unhelpfu...

Live from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam opens the show talking about his eclectic morning of radio shows, podcasts, videos, and helping his wife with the car. Greg Fitzsimmons joins, and Alison starts in the audience taking questions from the crowd. Adam talks about getting high with Joe Rogan, and gives advice on getting laid in the Valley. Adam and Greg then jump into an improv, playing out r...

Adam starts out by apologizing to Bald Bryan for missing his Film Vault recording earlier today. The guys still chat about 80s Action Movies anyway, and Adam explains he's helping out extra around the house since his nanny Olga is out of town. Adam also goes on another rant against the LAPD, and demands that we have competent representation in our government. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co...

Adam makes fun of the way Larry Miller is dressed today, and goes into a complaint he has from the weekend. Adam then tells a couple stories when he and Lynette interacted with some dick LAPD officers, and wonders why he's the only person unafraid to speak up about the way they treat their citizens. Moving into the news with Alison, Donald Trump and Robert DeNiro have gotten into a war of words. A...

Adam is ready to rant, right from the top of the show. He's doing some work for Dancing with the Stars again, and can't understand how many times he has to have the same conversation with the same people. Adam and Dr. Drew also discuss how being from the 70s makes you like older cars, older architecture, and older pornos. There's also an extended conversation about Evel Knievel and Candy Loving. A...

Adam apologizes for showing up a bit late tonight, and rants about the parking situation at Universal Citywalk. He also rants about flying into LaGuardia airport, and talks about the shitty in-flight movie he was forced to watch. Mike O'Malley then comes out, and talks about the success of the TV series Glee. Mike has been portraying a father with a gay son, and Adam details some 'interesting homo...

Adam just returned from one of his fastest trips ever: a red eye to NY to record a segment for his upcoming show on the Speed Channel, then back to LA the same evening. He talks a bit about the experience, and also thanks everyone for supporting his audio book. So much support, in fact, that Adam is going back and recording more material. He goes on a huge rant about trying to negotiate the deal w...

Adam opens the show discussing Morgan Spurlock's latest documentary: Pom Wonderful Presents The Greatest Movie Ever Made. The movie is all about advertising and product placement, and Adam agrees that it's distracting when you see a movie with a fake cereal or university name. The guys also talk about other documentaries that made them laugh, including Overnight and The Kid Stays in the Picture. A...

Adam talks about this past weekend, where he attended a party for Howard Stern at Jimmy Kimmel's house. Adam talks about all the famous people he got the meet, and some of the quality conversations he had with stars like Ashton Kutcher, Emily Blunt and George Clooney. He also talks about taking his son out for lunch at Carney's, and spending the afternoon at Jay Leno's car warehouse. Natasha Legge...

Adam just got back from an event in Vegas, and has much to say about the shitty airline food. Alison also asks Adam to list his order of preference of mixed nuts, and talks about her appearance alongside Bald Bryan on the Doug Loves Movies podcast. They then jump into the news, with a report that Sasha Grey has retired from the porn industry. Adam and the gang also dissect a tampon commercial Adam...

Adam talks about leaving a meeting this morning and being flipped off by another driver. His reaction may surprise you. He also talks about a run-in with TMZ, and goes on a rant about how they're able to legally see which celebrities are on which flights, and ultimately profit off them without permission. Alison then reads a chapter from her fake pregnancy memoir, and talks about an evening she ha...

At the top of the show, Adam talks to Demetri about unfunny cartoons, and explains what it really means to be a 'humorist.' Tbe guys also talk about performance artists, and talk about how Demetri is about to play a show where Adam just finished performing. Demetri talks about aggressive homeless people, and Adam talks about how grateful he is to not have to do manual labor for a living anymore. D...

Adam welcomes Jesse Ventura to the show, and Jesse praises Adam for his work on The Man Show. The guys talk about the origins of the show, and of course the girls on trampolines. Jesse also talks about his latest book, '63 Documents Your Government Doesn't Want You To Read,' and has a passionate conversation with Adam about our political system and international relationships. The guys also talk a...

Adam opens the show talking about chicks that shed their hair. Mike Lynch is filling in for Bald Bryan, and Adam calls in special guest Joe Rogan right away. The guys talk about their shared thoughts about each other from earlier in the day, and talk about the intimacy of recording podcasts. They also discuss the differences between telling jokes and sharing ideas, and discuss the pros and cons of...

Adam thanks the crowd for coming out to the Irvine Improv early on a Sunday evening. He talks about a haircut he got at a Mexican barbershop, and alludes to a fight he got into with his wife Lynette earlier in the day. He calls special guest Greg Fitzsimmons on stage for his thoughts on their argument about where the car keys were last placed. Alison tries to offer her thoughts from a female persp...

Streaming live for the first time from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam opens the show complaining about being stuck under a speaker during his lunch, and ranting about shitty Phil Collins music. Alison also talks to Adam about a cut on his finger, and Adam tells a story about trying to help his kids open their toys. In the news, the escaped Bronx zoo cobra has been found, and given a new name. Th...

Adam talks about an email he received from Michael Biehn with a backhanded compliment, followed by a second panicked email. Bald Bryan thinks people confuse Adam's indifference with anger, and the guys talk about Adam's grunting and various interactions with his employees. Today's top news story involves a bald eagle that was shot and beheaded, and Adam discusses the strange social rules we have a...

At the top of the show, Adam gives everyone an update on the Guinness situation, then has Alison go straight into the news. She talks about Kirstie Allie's elimination from Dancing with the Stars, and how her dance partner tried to overcompensate. Adam also talks about wrestling with his kids and their friends, even though his knee is still messed up. Also in the news is the Motley Crue frontman c...

Adam opens the show with a long rant about airport bars not opening up early enough for him to grab a drink before his flight. Larry Miller is also in studio and talks with Adam about the types of people who are lenient with the rules, and the people who give you a hard time for no discernable reason. Adam also talks about driving his son around without a car seat, and getting caught in the parkin...

Adam and Dana open the show discussing late night TV ads that are geared to people who clearly don't have jobs. Adam recalls watching these sorts of commercials back when he was bored at home with nothing to do during school hours. The guys also discuss why anyone would want to participate in a $1.89 shrimp buffet, and why comedians shouldn't sell their CDs at the door. Dana talks about the experi...

Adam welcomes rock legend Sammy Hagar to the show, and talks with him about his new book, 'Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock.' Sammy says he has trouble reading the book because of some of the dirt that gets revealed. Adam talks to him about Eddie Van Halen, and how their relationship changed over time. Sammy also talks about the experience of the band's 2004 Reunion Tour, and discusses the impact o...