Adam Carolla Show

At the top of the show, Adam and Dr. Drew discuss some of the problems with producers who don't let the talent do their jobs. Adam complains about the way they always dumb down their shows for the audience, and how you can't even have 'a heartbeat of silence.' The guys also talk about their wives' obsessions with terrible women on reality TV, and talk about the history of humans' 'sacrificial impu...

Adam's first call is a long one, but he and the caller discuss a variety of different topics. First, the guys talk about Albert Brooks, and how comedy can be used to actually say something important. The caller also asks Adam how advertising works behind the scenes of ACE Broadcasting, and what the daily schedule is like. Additionally, the caller happens to be a motivational speaker, and helps Ada...

Adam has a nerdy heart to heart with Bald Bryan about the pronunciations of certain major sci-fi franchises, and how awful the film Thor was. Adam then rants about the multiple missed phone calls from Molly's vet that made him worry for no reason, and complains about people who show up too early to parties. Alison opens the news with a story about how hurricanes are named each year, and the guys d...

First up, Adam sits down for a quick phone call with former Daily Show correspondent Rob Riggle. During the call, the guys talk about the new webseries Rob hosts: The AXE Dirtcathlon. Adam thinks it's remarkable that we're the only species that chooses to get dirty for fun, and talks to Rob about his transition from being a Marine to being on The Daily Show. The guys also talk about the 'jock bias...

After a long drive to San Diego, Adam and the gang are live at the House of Blues, with special guest Dana Gould. The conversation quickly turns to Halloween night, and the guys talk about adults with too much time on their hands, and slutty girl costumes. They also talk about how to deal with wild animal attacks, and the worst flavors of edible panties. Adam then talks about his trip to Charlotte...

The gang goes right into the news at the top of the show. First up, Shaq has announced his retirement via Twitter. They also talk about Anthony Weiner's response to the claims that he sent a picture of his junk to an old flame, and discuss the Canadian couple who won't reveal the gender of their baby. Adam is convinced there must be zero problems in this society if this is what we're all concerned...

Adam talks about his nice evening hanging out at Jimmy Kimmel's along with the whole family. He complains about not being able open the battery hatch on his daughter's new toy, and can't understand why the manufactures don't include the right tool. The group also talks about a suitable replacement for the term 'fag hag,' and Adam goes on long rant about not being alerted to the results of his MRI...

Adam opens the show talking about how he failed drivers ed. He and Topher recall seeing each other briefly on Jimmy Kimmel's show last week, and can't believe it's been years since the time before that. Topher talks about his hometown and how excited he is to be filming a big movie there later this summer. He also talks about attending boarding school, and how he ultimately landed the lead role on...

Adam welcomes back Superfan Giovanni and explains that Gio remembers more about Adam than Adam does. Gio asks Adam to talk more about the 'pirate ship' metaphor he mentioned in his initial podcast. Adam discusses being able to do the best work he can when he's with people he trusts and no outside influences. Gio also asks Adam to talk about his ability to be 'in the moment' all the time, and Adam...

Adam, Alison and Bald Bryan are joined by comedian Bill Burr right from the top of the show. Adam talks about a mani-pedi experience he had to discuss with his son, and also talks about passengers who freak out at the way you drive. Adam also talks about the MRI he had on his knee yesterday, and tells stories from his early football days. Adam and Bill also talk about the Tour de France, and go in...

Adam talks about a couple strange 'great magnet' events that happened to him in the last 24 hours: one involving the Batmobile, and another involving today's guest, Larry Flynt. Adam also shows a clip of him sustained an injury while filming something for his new Speed Channel show, and the group plays a round of Gaywalking. After a quick break, Larry Flynt and his co-author David Eisenbach come i...

Adam opens the show discussing his busy morning of rolling calls and appearing on Showbiz Tonight. He complains about the ridiculous pace of those Entertainment-type shows, and that he never got a chance to say anything on the air. He also talks about driving around in the Batmobile for his new car show, and having an awkward exchange with his mom and step-dad while filming. In the news today, Ali...

Adam compliments Patricia and David on their new web series: Versailles. Adam asks Patricia to talk about working on a multi-camera sitcom vs. a single camera production. Adam also talks to the couple about how they met and jokes with them about the downsides of couples massages. Adam then talks with David about the Goodwood Festival in London, and how he gets pissed when locals don't know what he...

Adam has been waiting for this moment forever: sitting in Albert Brooks' office for an extended one-on-one chat. Right at the top, Adam reads the segment of his book where he praises Brooks' comedic abilities, and the guys also chat about Brooks' new book, '2030: The Real Story of What Happens To America'. The guys then talk about 'complisults' and the odds of one day having a half-Jewish presiden...

At the top of the show, Alison actually has a complaint about her day. She talks about her childhood pet, and how she discovered today that the bird did not die the way she was told. Adam feels her pain, and talks about an argument he had with his daughter today in an attempt to feed her medicine. He talks about some of the other relentless females in his family, and also gets in some jabs about c...

Adam just returned from a performance on Jimmy Kimmel Live where it was revealed that Adam has officially taken the Guinness Book of World Records for Most Downloaded Podcast. Adam talks about his daughter Natalia's tonsil surgery this morning, and all the mishaps that occurred along the way (don't worry, she's recovered nicely). Adam then jumps onto the phone lines to hear from callers around the...

Adam had a lovely day today, and talks about getting up at 5:45am this morning to roll through radio calls. He talks about the unique relationship you have with the publicist who runs you through the calls, and complains about having to wake up before the dog and rest of the family. In the news today, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been revealed to have fathered a love-child with a member of his staff....

Adam is both happy and sad to report that the Mangria craze is sweeping the nation. He also talks about his love of entering the freeway, but goes on a rant about drivers who act like 'professional victims'. Adam then talks about his experience watching '24 Hours of Lemons' in Reno, and teases Larry Miller about how segment producers react to late night talk show stories. Contrary to yesterday's n...

Adam has a couple complaints at the top of the show. He thanks Portland for a great show, but goes on a rant about his book publishers for not understanding that he's just trying to sell more books for them. He also rants about Comedy Central censoring his movie, and talks to Alison about attending her sister's wedding this weekend. In the news, Donald Trump may or may not run for president-but is...

Live from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam starts the show addressing some serious rich white guy problems. He talks about his publicists sending him across town for a radio gig, only to find it was a complete waste of time. Later he had to drive back across town to record a podcast, and at the end of the day he let off all his steam on his assistant Jay. Alison heads into the crowd to take questi...

Adam sits down one-on-one with Andrew Breitbart, and tells him that he was just enjoying his appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher. Adam realizes they agree on a lot of issues, but not when it comes to John Waters' movies. Adam also talks to Andrew about his new book, 'Righteous Indignation,' and Andrew talks about being a voice for the tea party movement. Adam then goes on a rant about Hollywoo...

At the top of the show, Adam shares some very fortunate news about the future of the podcast. He goes into details about another offer he was considering, and talks about ultimately choosing the podcast thanks to the recent influx of listener support. He also goes on a rant about flavored coffee, and reminds everyone the importance of trusting your gut. Next on the podcast is special guest Tim Dal...

At the top of the show, Adam reflects on a ridiculous new LAPD bumper sticker he saw while meeting with his writing partner Kevin Hench. Larry Miller is also in studio, and shares his hatred for lame bumper stickers. Both guys agree the cops should stop writing us chicken shit tickets so we can focus on their other apparently important causes like senior abuse and human trafficking. Moving into th...

Adam opens the show with some of his Mother's Day complaints. He goes on a rant about car valets, and tells a story about going shopping at the mall with the kids. Comedian and podcaster Marc Maron comes out next, and talks about his last few nights performing at this same venue in Irvine. The guys also complain about aggravating hecklers in the audience, and dudes who clearly don't know or care w...

Live from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam opens the show complaining about constantly being interviewed about Dr. Drew's successes. Alison then goes into the audience to take questions from the crowd, and Adam launches into a rant about lobsters. Bald Bryan also plays a song that triggers Adam's harshest breakup, and Adam talks about which actors run the worst in Hollywood. Tonight's guest is com...