Adam Carolla Show

Adam and Bald Bryan exchange stories about running into fans of the podcast. Alison then opens the news by discussing the bombing that occurred in Mumbai. Adam explains how we as a society need to become more comfortable with killing people who are going to kill other innocent people. The guys also talk about Jared Lee Loughner, and Alison asks Adam if he could ever kill another person. Also in th...

Right at the top of the show, Alison opens with some sports news. First, the guys discuss the guy who caught and returned Jeter's ball, who may now owe the IRS a bunch of money in taxes because of all the gifts he's received. The guys also talk about the woman who allegedly cut off her husband's penis, and discuss how people famous for heinous crimes have to live their lives after they've been dec...

Adam opens the show discussing the scene at the hair cut place today. Apparently some guy got upset with his cut halfway through, but Adam doesn't see what the big deal is. He also gets into an intense discussion with Alison and Bald Bryan over the quality of INXS's music, and updates everyone on the Amazon situation. Into the news, the top story is that Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab is going on inde...

Adam, Alison and Bald Bryan encourage the crowd to enjoy the Mangria, and Adam talks about what it would mean to actually live every day as if it was your last. He then takes some questions from the crowd in a round of Q and Ace, and rants about eyebrow tweezers and nectarines. He also tells a story of true car-ma, and the hours in the Ventura County court system that followed. Comedian Dov Davido...

'The JV Team' is filling in today since Adam is on the road. Bryan and Alison are happy to be cohosting, and Bryan gives a health update on the brain tumor he was diagnosed with in 2009. He also thanks everyone for their support, and talks to Alison about a website where your friends can anonymously select your negative qualities to see what other people think of you. Comedian Todd Glass then come...

Adam opens the show discussing a wardrobe issue he had this morning where the tags were sewn into his clothing. He also watches a clip from a British sketch comedy group, which he thinks may be ripping him off. Moving into the news, Alison talks about Casey Anthony being offered to do porn, only to have the offer rescinded. Adam just wants to know where her outrage is if she really is innocent. Al...

Larry Miller joins Adam and the gang right from the top of the show. Bald Bryan talks about seeing Transformers 3, and Adam talks about one of his kid's friends peeing in his pool. Later, Adam discusses his 4th of July party at Jimmy Kimmel's, and how he pitched Mangria to all the partygoers. Moving into the news, Adam just got new glasses. The guys also talk about the verdict of the Casey Anthony...

Before jumping to the phone lines, Adam remarks how amazing it is that Sonny has learned the 'Jingle Bells Batman Smells' parody. He feels like it's a right of passage, and says that if you're writing a song, it should be easy to parody. Adam then talks to a guy who was inspired to move his family to Seattle after hearing some of Adam's wisdom. Adam complains about people who go out of their way t...

Adam sits down one-on-one to talk with Ken Burns about his latest documentary, 'Baseball: The Tenth Inning.' It's a continuation of his previous Baseball documentary, and covers everything from 1992 to yesterday. Adam compliments Ken on several of his previous documentaries, and Ken talks about editing everything up until the last second. They also talk a bit about Mark Twain, and other documentar...

Live from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam comes to the stage ready to rant about Bristol Palin's book, and how difficult it is to actually write one. He also talks about getting pitched a new TV series about him and his wife. Alison then goes into the audience for a round of 'Q and Ace,' and Adam talks about everything from keeping his kids unspoiled to the next generation of American soldiers. T...

Adam opens the show talking about going on Teresa Strasser's radio show earlier this morning. Bald Bryan reads a radio memo that Adam swiped from the recording, and Lynch chimes in with a diagram their old boss Jack Silver drew about what makes a good character. Dawson also adds to the stories of their old radio show days, saying that he knew whatever Silver asked him to do, it was usually the opp...

Adam talks about going to see Cars 2 in 3D with the kids today. He offers his thoughts on 3D glasses improvements, and Alison then goes into the news. The top story involves the terrorist takeover of an international hotel in Kabul. The guys also talk about Tom Petty's cease and desist against Michele Bachmann for using one of his songs, but Adam says he shouldn't care because it's just an adverti...

Adam reflects on his performance in New York, and defends his Guinness World Record for Most Downloaded Podcast, despite the comment that Ira Glass made during the show. Adam also talks about his experience at the dentist today, and then Alison jumps into the news. The opening story is about the conviction of Blagojevich, and the guys discuss how none of the crimes being committed by politicians a...

At the top of the show, Adam talks for a bit about his New York and Poconos performances over the weekend. Adam then complains about the processed cheese plate he had to endure on the flight home, and Alison offers some airline woes of her own. Bald Bryan also talks to Adam about proper Philly Cheesesteak etiquette, and Adam thanks all the local crowds for coming out to his shows. Next up, Adam ta...

Adam joins the stage with Alison, Bald Bryan, and comedian Mike Birbiglia right from the top. Adam talks about the security in NY, and gives a couple audience members a hard time for what they're wearing. The guys then take suggestions for What Can't Adam Complain About, and Adam rants about scholarships, Livestrong bracelets, hot chicks, and Howard Stern. Adam also talks about a couple exchanges...

Adam complains about his Father's Day gifts and talks about his first flight ever on Jet Blue. He talks about the ridiculous back and forth he had with the flight attendant, and the wacky driver who took him from JFK airport. Alison then goes into the audience to take questions for Adam, and Adam shares his thoughts on piercings, tattoos, STDs, and Jimmy Kimmel. Comedian Jim Norton then joins the...

Adam begins the show discussing how he was woken up in the middle of the night by his carbon monoxide alarm going off. He talks about the famous tennis player who died from carbon monoxide poisoning, and wonders why women are more concerned about filtered water, and less about the more serious dangers. The guys also listen to another snippet of The Lotzi Tapes, where Adam's grandpa talks about gro...

Adams talks about his trip to the optometrist, and the conversation he had with the doctor about the film 'Crimes and Misdemeanors,' which the guy did not recognize. He also talks about getting some sass from his kid Sonny, and calls his assistant in to discuss why his call-in numbers were incorrect this morning. The guys then listen to a segment of The Lotzi Tapes, and Adam goes on a jag about th...

At the top of the show, Adam talks about his Father's Day at Hollywood Park with Jimmy, Cousin Sal, and the kids. Adam discusses some disturbing details he noticed at the racetracks, and also Sonny's day betting on horses. Today's guest, Alonzo Bodden, then joins the stage, and talks with the guys about the ridiculousness of dragons, shark and bear attacks, and Siegfried and Roy. Moving into the n...

Adam opens the show complaining about an awkward exchange he had with an old guy at a stop sign. He talks about the major miscommunications that people have on the road when they try to direct traffic on their own, and also talks about backing into a bunch of garbage cans after Lynette didn't help him guide the car. Alison then goes into the audience to take some questions for Adam. Rob Schneider...

Adams opens the show talking about the many gifts he's received when he interacts with fans on the road. Recently he got a CD that contained an audio interview with his grandfather Lotzi, as part of a project where people who went through Ellis Island were spoken to. First, the guys dissect an old family photo of the Carollas, then they listen to a snippet from Lotzi's interview. Alison Rosen star...

Before going into the news, Adam complains about the Do Not Touch cup that was violated in his house. He also talks about a sticker that left residue on the bottom of the cup no matter how hard he scrubbed. Alison then reads the top news story, about Mildred Baena, mother of Schwarzenegger's Love Child, who has finally spoken up about the situation. Adam also goes on a rant after hearing about a g...

At the top of the show, Adam talks about his day of filming for the Speed Channel. Today he had to teach a blonde chick how to drive a stick shift, and he was very satisfied with having taught her. Larry Miller is also in studio, and the guys jump into a round of Blah Blah Blog, where the group tries to guess who wrote the ridiculous blog. Adam rants about Sean Penn, and Larry drools over Scarlett...

Adam opens the show discussing his kids' birthday over the weekend. Adam got there a little late and was forced to block a couple cars when he parked. Of course the first person to leave was someone he blocked. Adam also talks about hanging out with the 'party pals,' and discusses the conversation he had with his wife about appearing on The Talk. Over the weekend, more news emerged in regards to A...

Adam opens the show talking about a 'slow motion train wreck' as he prepared to race at Laguna Seca. He also talks about all the free racing suits he's been getting, only to have to pay for them later. Adam then talks about his experience filming The Talk, and goes on a rant about why gay guys can't understand that straight guys don't care about the same things as they do. Alison then goes into th...