Adam Carolla Show

Adam and Greg Fitzsimmons both complain right from the top about how difficult it is to sell show tickets in LA. Adam compliments Greg on his confidence, and the guys talk about people who refuse to listen to other people's suggestions. They also discuss back-up dancers and boob glitter, and Adam describes people who act like they don't want to be noticed, even though they secretly do. Greg begins...

Adam teases Bald Bryan for his man-crush on tonight's guest: Michael Biehn. Adam also talks about his own idols as a kid, but says most of time you grow out of it. Going right into the news, Alison talks about the outcome of Willie Nelson's pot-related arrest, and Adam rants about why society even cares what he does. Also in the news, a woman was caught with over 50 bags of heroin stashed in a ver...

Adam and Illeana Douglas talk about things you never want to hear at an audition, and Illeana helps Alison find her true love. Adam talks about an experience he had earlier today interviewing a rodeo clown, aka American Bullfighter. Adam jokes about the guy's very dangerous job, and yet he is too afraid to travel to Mexico. Adam also rants about comic books and the old guys who still focus on them...

Adam talks about an emotional day he had at the hardware store with his son, Sonny. He also thanks everyone for spreading the word as we try to claim the title in the Guinness Book of World Records. Alison then jumps into the news with a wedding-themed edition; discussing several odd wedding cakes, and an argument she got into with her own soon-to-be-married sister. The guys then move into today's...

Adam opens the show complaining about his knee cause he's getting old. Gilbert Gottfried is also onstage alongside Alison and Bryan, and Adam talks to him about the recent Twitter controversy that's circling the internet. Adam wants to hear more about how Gilbert feels when he performs, and the guys also commiserate over recording audiobooks, since Gilbert has a new book coming out: 'Rubber Balls...

Adam is looking forward to this week's live show with Pam Adlon-the actress who played his wife in his unaired sitcom. Adam then tells a story from his morning and goes on a rant about alarm clocks. He also begins talking about girls who get pissed when you wake up earlier than them, and tells a story about his old stripper girlfriend. The founder of Cheezburger Network, Ben Huh, then comes on the...

Adam opens the show with an experience he had at the local Pep Boys. Larry Miller is also in studio, and agrees with Adam that you should use gas stations to determine how good the area you're in is. Jumping into the news, Alison talks about her car getting broken into last night, and Adam offers to cover for the damages. Also in the news is Chris Brown's violent outburst after an appearance on Go...

Since there wasn't time for news in yesterday's show, today Adam has Alison get right to it. Adam comments on the third day of airstrikes on Libya, and offers his thoughts on our involvement in the Middle East. He also explains how the internet is a double edged sword that forces us to get involved, but will ultimately help spread the truth to the oppressed. Also in the news is the sad death of Kn...

Adam thanks the Cleveland and Chicago fans for coming out and sticking around after his shows this weekend. He also rants about deep-dish pizzas and slow cab drivers. Alison then tells a story from her housesitting weekend, and the guys try to establish rules for tardiness and arriving early. Adam talks about an email he received from an old show runner who bumped into Marty Kroft recently. Adam t...

Live from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam opens the show discussing how LA seems like a great city until you visit other towns. He takes suggestions from the crowd for a round of What Can't Adam Complain About, and breaks down what it means to say 'Hip Hip Hooray'. Alison then starts up the St. Patty's Day news with a report from an Irish American astronaut. She also lists off facts about clovers...

Adam opens with more thoughts on his attempts to claim the Guinness Podcast record, and also talks about the latest Basic Cable Commentary now available at AdamCarolla.com. Alison then jumps right into the news with a story about Rush Limbaugh's rant against environmentalists. The guys also talk about the sale of the world's most expensive dog, and Adam talks about labeling and confusing his old V...

Adam opens the show with the announcement that this podcast is going for the Guinness Book of World Records. Larry Miller is in studio, and comments on the current competition. Adam also encourages everyone to tell a friend about the show and help bring the record back to America. After a rant about hotel lamps, Alison jumps into the news with updates on the ongoing tragedies of Japan, and the occ...

Adam lost his voice over the weekend, but he still has a couple complaints to get off his chest. Adam lays into a friend of his who brought his dog to the house and ignored a very simple sign. Adam also talks about the rainy weather in Seattle, but thanks the local fans for making it an amazing weekend. Moving into the news, Alison discusses the recent devastation in Japan, and Adam goes on a jag...

Adam has a chat with an acting great: Stacy Keach. Stacy talks about splitting his time between LA and Poland, since his wife of 25 years lives there. But Stacy grew up in the Valley so he and Adam relate to having a Bob's Big Boy close by, and cruising the streets at night. Stacy also talks about his father, who worked in the radio biz, and talks about transitioning from playing football to being...

Adam opens the show with an embarrassing story from the morning when he got the wrong call-in numbers for his radio press. Alison then jumps right into the news with a story from a Carolla-fan racing the Iditarod, and the latest Charlie Sheen drama. Adam and Alison also discuss Guy Fieri's stolen Lamborghini, and Alison reads another chapter from her fake pregnancy memoir. Tonight promises to be a...

Adam is in pain right now because of a dance-related incident at home with the family. Alison then jumps right into the news, announcing the Sledgehammer Studio Hijack tomorrow at the studio. The guys also chat about Charlie Sheen, and the latest person kicked off of Celebrity Rehab. Adam also talks about getting Jimmy to smell a massive fart. Also in the news is the world's youngest grandmother,...

Adam opens the show with Larry Miller in studio, and Adam teases his nanny Olga for her pronunciation problems. He also discusses his man-date with Bill Simmons, from the box office to the concession stand to the movie itself. Alison then jumps in the news with the sad story of former Alice In Chains bassist Mike Starr passing away today. Adam talks about his experience meeting the band on Lovelin...

Adam opens the show excited for his man-date to see Drive Angry with Bill Simmons. Adam also talks about being frustrated at parents who support their children, and gets a few jabs in toward Alison and Bill. Alison then opens the news with Dr. Drew doing an impression of Adam. Also in the news is the official announcement that Charlie Sheen has been fired from Two and a Half Men. They also talk ab...

Adam returns to the studio fresh off a weekend on the road. He goes into a rant about the disgruntled TSA officers, and questions why his first class ticket doesn't buy him a little extra courtesy. He also talks about an airport celebrity sighting, and jokes about a TSA poster he saw leaving Miami. Dr. Bruce (aka Dr. Spazz) joins the program and talks with the group about the dangers of cocaine. T...

Adam chats with Jerry about how he deals with raising twins. Jerry compliments Adam on his book, and the guys trade stories about getting free shit and having it collect in the car. Jerry also talks about being the fat kid and how he eventually lost the weight. It reminds Adam of his Pop Warner days, and growing up obsessed with food. Next, Adam and Jerry share their love of Trader Joes, and Jerry...

Adam opens the show with a complaint about the hipster on his flight to Dallas. Mike Lynch chimes in and Adam teases him about his luggage tags. Alison also talks about a dream she had that Adam was in, and everyone checks in with Blastergirl, still live in Israel. In the news today, the Supreme Court said the 1st amendment would allow for the Westboro Baptist Church to protest funerals. They also...

Adam opens the show discussing his day in court trying to take care of a fix-it ticket. He also welcomes Larry Miller to the show, who offers his thoughts on Kim Kardashian and eating food off a chick. After that, the guys check back in with Blaster Girl, reporting live from Israel. After discussing the continued trouble in the Middle East, the group watches a clip from the latest Charlie Sheen an...

Adam's excited about both of tonight's guests. Calling in later is baseball legend Dave Bresnahan; a minor league catcher who threw a potato in the middle of a game to trick the runner. Adam recalls watching it happen on The Sports Machine, and goes on a jag about the host, George Michael. After Alison runs through the new Dancing with the Stars lineup, Adam takes Dave's call. They chat about how...

Adam opens the show talking about the frustrations of not having your pilot get picked up, only to see the shows that did get picked up get cancelled. He also talks with Alison and Mike Lynch (filling in for Bald Bryan) about the politics behind The Hammer. Alison then jumps into the news with an Oscar Trivia quiz. After a few questions, they talk about Charlie Sheen's recent radio show rant, and...

Adam cues Alison for the news right at the top. She talks to Adam about the Kardashians' appearance on the cover of Hollywood Reporter, as well as their media empire. Adam also complains about his wife knowing too much about the Real Housewives, and talks with Alison about an Asian mother who posted a nude video of her daughter to help her find a mate. Later, Adam tells a story from his day about...