Accidentally Derivative

In Jason and Marcus's first live show, they talk about Jason's encounter with a very conspiracy-minded phlebotomist, the strange shortage of cocktail menus, and ask the question, "Just how clean is your belt?"

Jason and Marcus ponder the distinction of practice vs. performance, prepping for a hurricane, how mesmerizing train videos can be, wet wiping, and the taste of Betamax. Show Notes: RailCowgirl's YouTube channel Jason's eye bra Little Rock's Cinema 150 Toto Bidet Toilet Seats

Jason and Marcus discuss the linear nature of time, cool movie credits, authors reading their own books, the perils of the unexpected sex scene in movies watched on airplanes, and the plague of people listening to music on speakers in public. Show notes: Creativity, Inc. by Ed Catmull Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams Greenlights by Matthew McConaughey Rock Me Amadeus by Falco...

Jason and Marcus discuss dishwasher and microwave safe-ness, the possibility that the universe is a simulation, and the horrors of unwashed basil.

Jason and Marcus discuss haircuts and movie theaters, Marcus talks about an unusual task related to a project he's working on, and Jason laments the various eccentricities of his hair and how, unsurprisingly, he has to take every new barber or not-stylist through an orientation before they cut his hair the first time.

Jason gives a smoke alarm update, and he and Marcus discuss furnace filters, backup singers, the mystery of Kiss From a Rose, and the wild world of stuntpeople.

Jason and Marcus discuss the philosophies regarding dishwasher dish arrangement and laundry machine settings and share smoke alarm related horror stories. But, you know, it's more interesting than that. Promise.

Jason and Marcus discuss second puberty, the myriad citrus sodas of the world, what happens when food that is way too hot goes into your mouth, further dentistry hang-ups, and complications of slow-close toilet seats.

Jason and Marcus discuss the Dallas/Dynasty Cinematic Universe, the nuances of music and lyric writing, going maskless in WDW, the post-apocalyptic world of Charlie Brown, yelling in your sleep, and develop yet another product that will doubtless become a major success. Show note: The Tommy Westphall St. Elsewhere Universe

Jason and Marcus discuss the farmer's tan, procrastinating hanging a television, the satisfaction one gets from peeling the plastic off of electronics, expensive junk mail, screwing future you, and a personal tragedy of Jason's that is indirectly related to noted science guy, Bill Nye.

Marcus tells the tale of Francesco the Magic Cabbie, Jason tells the tale of the Chilean Scavenger Hunt, they discuss pop music over time, Jason stalks the people from Impressions de France, and we finally find ourselves up to our eyeballs in Roombas. Show notes: Impressions de France

Jason and Marcus discuss tea, who's a jerk on Lost, the sublime beauty of the affogato, bringing the Cobb salad back to the menu, the secret of Al Capone's vault, and the perilous game called "Poop or Bark." Show notes: The Mystery of Al Capone's Vaults The Cobb Salad Affogato

Jason and Marcus discuss neighbor interactions, verbal punctuation, jobs that probably suck, history-based psychological trauma, the interdimensional nature of Peter Falk, and Jason regales us all with the Ballad of Rob. Show note: Greenlights by Matthew McConaughey

Jason and Marcus commiserate about back pain, discuss living with pets, dog-greeting protocol, fishing strange waters, motion sickness, and store clerks that, for some reason, want to help you.

Jason and Marcus discuss how to take someone looking at their Apple Watch, the joys of being left out of the mass text, unsolicited rings at the doorbell, and a sinister Ponzi scheme aimed at our nation's youths. Show notes: Johnny T's NYC Tourist Tips

Jason and Marcus discuss Coke-induced sugar crashes, Jason's application for Parent of the Year, tea, salads, Welsh Rarebit sauce, and ponder "The Letter." There is also a Starch Madness update. Show notes: The Ultimate Coca-Cola Experience Impressions de France Twining's Comfort Tea Line of Duty TV Series The Thick of It TV Series

Jason and Marcus discuss the social ramifications of inexpertly expectorating, weird neighbors in Mr. Canapp's Neighborhood, and even weirder conversations on the Ring doorbell-centric social network.

Jason and Marcus discuss how one reacts to many people asking about your well-being all at once, the subtle application of powders to one's person, podcasts one listens to, the many issues one encounters when dealing with a telescope and/or the moon, and the allure of solitude and how other people screw that up.

Jason and Marcus discuss how too much knowledge and/or too much thinking can turn you into an incompetent idiot. Very deep. Also, Jason showcases a particular source of irritation that could cause your opinion of him to shift one way or the other, depending on your own disposition.

Jason and Marcus discuss subscription car washes, musicals, using English versions of other cultures' place names, the insecurity of journeyman knowledge, revisit the metric vs. imperial debate, and learn to fly, though not really.

Jason and Marcus talk more about aging problems, push notifications to tell you everything is okay, ATM designs, putting your bare feet out of the car window, and all of the quandaries associated with interacting with other people in the wild.

Jason and Marcus share the difficulties of living with an electronic roommate, the ambiguity of the "tornado watch," moral implications of cruelty to Minecraft chickens, and the social conundrum of being able to customize someone's contact photo.

Jason and Marcus discuss The Clapper, commiserate on mortgage and insurance hikes, bemoan various streaming television service limitations, gripe about annual pass issues, and generally complain about everything. Also, Jason makes a heartfelt confession. Two, actually, if you want to get technical about it.

This episode's topics: Mandalorian finale, Star Wars timelines, what Episode 7 should have been Some times, your humble narrators get off on a particularly nerdy tangent and go way over time on the Accidentally Derivative Podcast. So much so, that we've mercifully removed it and made it into it's own series. These are sporadically released, only on the occasions when they go, well, Dow...

Jason and Marcus discuss an awkward and puzzling incident they had at a Disney Springs restaurant, fasting, martinis, unexpected poop, the gravity of the phrase "it could be vomit," and just what the heck Luke was doing while Lando was trying to get a job at Jabba's palace.