Accidentally Derivative

Jason and Marcus discuss subscribe buttons (hint hint), starting projects after 9:30 PM, trying to find that sweet spot where you lose your video game at the same moment the episode of the show you're binging on Netflix ends so you can get some sleep.

Jason talks about making tea, Marcus talks about making Asgardian armor, and Jason has an epic journey through his dentist's office.

Jason and Marcus talk 3D Printing, carpet and furniture, a lot of stuff about toilets, and then touch on some recent movies they've watched.

Home improvement frustrations, zip ties, twist ties, Ziploc bags, jellyfish, and the odd items one finds in their Buy It Again list.

Jason and Marcus discuss their holidays, going to movie theaters, the various shampoos one encounters, and Jason tells a story of intrigue, betrayal, new relationships, and how best to tip French people, all in a single story about a trip to his barber.

Some of out favorite bits from the show along with some fan favorites. Have a wonderful holiday season and we'll see you next year!

Jason and Marcus discuss haircuts and trimming one's eyebrows, Jason tells a tale of Elvis (not THAT Elvis), the pair ponder the possible vocation of funeral photographer, and Jason and Marcus plot out a crowdsourcing guerilla operation to silence a percussive menace in the Disney Parks.

Jason and Marcus lament smart notifications, Jason floats a theory that his AirPods may be stalking him, they discuss the social contract as regards ordering food, and ponder just how crucial the sense of smell is.

Jason and Marcus discuss the joy of new Post-Its, misheard words and lyrics, Jason confesses to accidental snailicide, they try to solve what the adult version of "girlfriend" is, Jason has a run-in with a medical brochure in the men's room, and we have an update on The Ted Situation™

Jason and Marcus discuss their upcoming excursion to Takumi-Tei, classic television shows, screening calls in the future, being naked in one's kitchen, and Marcus describes a developing situation with a weird neighbor which Jason somehow makes weirder.

Marcus recounts his photography and trivia woes, Jason recalls his perfect Frasier moment, they discuss food machinery and a possible business opportunity, and how ironing is hindering the advancement of the human race.

Jason and Marcus discuss creepy dolls and even creepier children, the plot holes in the Thriller video, Jason's fear of the automotively encountered plastic bag, and Marcus's smoke detector mystery arrives at a conclusion.

Jason worries about being replaced by Cousin Oliver, he and Marcus discuss the nuances of personal identity, the "hold the bus" conundrum, Marcus gives an update on the smoke alarm situation, and Jason gives an update on his ear canal. All before taking on the complicated social issue of the decorative towel.

Jason and Marcus discuss mowers and landscaping, including the exciting conclusion of the Zero-Turn Confrontation, gene editing, the existential dread of childhood, Jason's faulty ear canal, and an interesting gum that boasts its own enduring unpleasantness.

Jason and Marcus talk about how they apparently can't complain, discuss belts and suitcase wheels, Jason tells the tale of his very weird flight, they develop the Show Recommendation Release Form, and Jason has a brush with death from a would-be horror movie antagonist on his lanai.

Jason (in his 8-bit form) and Marcus discuss Bryan Adams, the Walt Disney World 50th Anniversary celebration, Jason's forehead's encounter with a chair, some nerd stuff, and Jason tells the tale of "chasing the lizard," which isn't as dirty as it sounds.

Jason and Marcus discuss Episodic Amnesia, rental cars, and vacation playlists. Jason gives a sleep report as well as in update on the Colorado Casual Wedding and Marcus rants about an electrical outlet. This one is kind of all over the place.

Jason and Marcus discuss crying at movies, commenting on unfamiliar weather, writing checks, and signing cards. Jason also relays the tales of the Lost Dog & the Wrong Guy, Russ, and The Notary.

Jason and Marcus talk about the worrisome distinction of "chocolatey chips," concerts at Epcot, all of the recent changes at WDW, Jason talks about his encounter with a leaky monorail and also his upcoming blood work appointment, and how, when you have to hold still, that's the only time you find that you can't.

Jason regales Marcus with his wonderful interactions with the DMV and his son's driving test, they discuss jury duty and the Scientific Method's extensive resume, one beloved WDW buffet style restaurant has returned with Covid-conscious changes, and Marcus has opinions about actors' contracts, to the surprise of literally no one.

Jason and Marcus discuss a recent hiking trip Marcus went on, talk about the stress one encounters in the public bathroom stall, appropriate wedding attire, and the joys of both hotel laundry service and flying kites.

Jason and Marcus ponder a trip to the inspiration of the Overlook Hotel from The Shining, get into a short discussion about comic book movies, discuss the value of creativity in a bottom-line oriented world, and Jason laments the inner turmoil he feels concerning the neighborhood lemonade stand, and their lack of payment options.

Jason and Marcus discuss varieties of chocolates and nuts, have various chopstick-related beefs, and remember a classic Tim Burton movie. Warning: Contains Small Star Wars Rant.

Jason and Marcus discuss the Sleep Number bed, the necessity of an occasional need for a Check for Death, desk chairs, more Roomba drama, eating better. Also, to hopefully help him sleep, Jason has purchased... something.

Jason and Marcus discuss more of Jason's interactions with his neighbors, Zoom etiquette, The Banana Incident, athletic shorts management, and how to adequately and safely declare that one is not "the guy."