Accidentally Derivative

Marcus and Jason discuss composting, cleaning the refrigerator, a completely separate podcast, food around WDW, and counting one's blessings. (Yes, Jason sounds weird in this one)

Jason and Marcus settle down for a meal at Three Bridges Bar & Grill at Disney's Coronado Springs resort and discuss childhood trips to Disney, heavy Christmas ornaments, and delicious food.

This episode's topics: Soul, Two and a Half Men, Star Wars, Time Travel Some times, your humble narrators get off on a particularly nerdy tangent and go way over time on the Accidentally Derivative Podcast. So much so, that we've mercifully removed it and made it into it's own series. These are sporadically released, only on the occasions when they go, well, Down the Doughnut Hole.

Jason and Marcus explore Jason's aspirational frumpy pipe-centric aesthetic, Marcus recalls his grandfather gleefully mentioning (at an inopportune moment) the ability to use dental floss as a murder weapon, and both of your humble narrators finally tackle that important question: Does Accidentally Derivative have it's own signature smell?

Jason and Marcus discuss language-related pet peeves and going to the dentist. Plus, they can't seem to get off of the whole toy thing. So, sorry about that.

Jason and Marcus explore Christmas movies and take a trip down memory lane discussing the best toys they ever got for Christmas. It's not as sappy and schmaltzy as it sounds.

After some follow-up on Jason's decaying lifeform problem, Marcus and Jason explore the Star Wars Holiday Special, criticize various Christmas songs, and delve deeply into the life and work of one Jerome K Jerome, the funniest essayist to ever come out of 19th century Staffordshire.

Marcus recalls his recent camping excursion and Jason recalls his alternate life as the reluctantly dog-owning sasquatch executive of a major company.

Jason and Marcus bask in the glow of Jason's new studio furniture, discuss various pens, the pursuit of meteorology, foreign radio shows of the past, we get an update on both Sidewalk Guy and Grass Guy, a fire alarm goes off, and bodily fluids, both human and animal, are discussed more than most folks generally care for.

Jason and Marcus discuss the various things you can get away with now due to the Covid excuse, people who already know the thing, the multicultural wonder that is SnackCrate, and the originalist's nightmare of "Greatest Hits" and compilation albums.

Jason and Marcus discuss term papers, hacking, and the monumental complications and pitfalls of ordering food at the drive-thru or even at the counter.

Jason and Marcus wax cartographic in this episode full of travel, luggage, cruising, motorcycling, and Love Boating. They also examine the horrific chimera that is "Biscuit Tea."

Jason and Marcus discuss time zones, ethical delimmas presented by bottled water and candy bars, contractors and landscaping, and awkward questions posed by in-laws.

Jason and Marcus discuss the upcoming Halloween holiday, trick or treaters, guys that call you, ghosts, smells, scary movies, and Jason recounts an incident involving a certain chaotic sidewalk regular mentioned in episodes past.

Jason and Marcus discuss the horrors of the Hour of the Wolf, their app-delivered genetic ancestry, zen gardens, mice and hamsters, and the sisyphean task of keeping a bonsai tree alive.

Jason and Marcus discuss the rules governing screen credits, the horror of raisins and Greek cookies, what "bruising the vermouth" means, weird foods, Jason's Danish ancestry, and the social nightmare that is tableside guac.

Jason and Marcus ponder the paralysis of choice, the glory of original Tivo, targeted advertising, and the clear superhuman abilities of a certain cruise ship bartender.

Jason and Marcus ponder elves, narwhals, eating alone, and using robot babies to get better airplane seating.

Jason and Marcus continue the discussion of rollercoasters, send Jason's son off to college, reminisce over the old school internet, and ask the question: "Do you husker du?"

Jason and Marcus remember ping pong balls, chalk, crayons, and chocolate. And also contemplate all of the many horrific ways to die on a rollercoaster.

Jason and Marcus compare scars from past cereal-based injuries, contemplate parallel evolution, and receive elocution lessons from Michael Caine, more or less.

It's not the biggest thing in the logo for nothing, folks. Yep. It's a TV Episode.

Jason and Marcus contemplate just what ruined Facebook, sidewalk etiquette, meditation, and free food you get after factory tours.

Jason and Marcus discuss Ahmed Best, the lyrical poetry of the band Survivor, misheard lyrics, surviving the apocalypse, and the beginnings of a single elimination showdown to crown the King of Snacks once and for all.

Jason and Marcus ponder how one's mustard preference is a measure of one's personality, investigate a paradox that undoubtedly involves time travel, and relive childhood traumas involving balloons that would give a first grader the thousand yard stare.