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On this episode, Heather welcomes Becky Robinson back to the pod! They chat about how they met and came up in comedy, Becky’s dating life, preventative body scans and her love of nicotine packs. Becky will be one of the fabulous comedians on the Absolutely Knot Cruise. They chat how insane it will be and what you will need to prepare to be tits out on deck.  Episode Sponsors: T...

On this episode, Heather chats about her wild weekend in Oxford. She was back on stage slinging jokes as well as back in The Grove, celebrating an Ole Miss win. It was a very full week filled with a lot of memories, friends and drinks at the greatest bar in American, The Library. She responds to her voicemails that range from chair choices to wedding choices. Episode Sponsors: Head...

On this wild bonus episode, Heather has Steph Tolev in the ATL studio. Steph and Heather chat what it feels like to be a woman in comedy, what the trolls say in the DMs and their favorite (and not so favorite) celebrity encounters. Heather is extra excited to have her on the pod because you *might* be seeing this extremely funny friend on a certain upcoming floating vessel!  Sponsor...

On this episode, Heather chats about the brain fog and ADHD that she has been tackling. After much debating, she doesn’t take a loose Adderall, but using some other tricks she learned from book she bought off TikTok shop. She talks about high school reunions and how excited she is to be back on stage at Ole Miss this week. The voicemails come in about ex’s, how we need to celebrate other wome...

On this episode, Heather is back from London with her Era’s tour recap as well as a new conspiracy theory about pharmacies in the UK airports. She chats about Taylor’s insane performance, her unforgettable fans as well as a run in with another HUGE celeb during lunch. Did she absolutely not herself with a Tik Tok she made? Everyone relax! She then takes voicemails from you all and g...

On this episode, Heather talks about the anxieties her next flight is bringing to the surface. We all remember Ovaries on a Plane, and Heather is back on the same VA flight but this time to see Taylor Swift in London. She has not received her seat assignment so fingers crossed she gets a different seat than the last time. She takes voicemails from listeners who have been locked up i...

On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after a few weeks away in New York and LA. After receiving some unexpected news, she is determined to take on the rest of the year as well as some voicemails from y’all!  Episode Sponsors: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY. Get the Rakuten app NO...

On this bonus episode, Heather has some special guests in the studio! Cody Rigsby (beloved Peloton instructor) and Andrew Chappelle (Broadway baby) have started their own podcast, Tactful Pettiness and they are here on Absolutely Not to chat with Heather about the rules of Fire Island, their rise in careers and, of course, how to be a petty yet respectful queen! Episode Sponsors: Go to Quince.com/...

On this episode, Heather welcomes Saoirse-Monica Jackson to the pod! Heather geeks out on Saoirse rise to fame on Derry Girls and her upcoming limited series on Netflix, The Decameron.   Episode Sponsors: Check out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Sho...

On this episode, Heather recounts recents events down here in Atlanta. She fleshes out a new business idea after Jeff took too long to smoke some ribs, gets disrupted by Robin due to a looming thunderstorm and texts the GA law lady for some drug intel after one of your voicemails leaves her with some questions.  Episode Sponsors: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5...

On this episode, Heather has a very special guest in the studio- her mom, Robin! After a weekend in Florida, Robin has come back with who she thinks is a new beau, but after a quick google search by Heather she realizes Robin may be the one that has been SCHAMMED. A great reminder to all of you with single parents to check that they too are not sending money to a prince in foreign countr...

On the second part of this weeks episode, Heather takes you from the oceanside to the Tuscan countryside. She hits up her favorite spots and even tries out some new places that you will be sure to add to your Italian vacation wish list. One caller also reveals an internet secret even Heather didn’t know about. Episode Sponsors: Watch My Lady Jane now on Prime Video. Try NEW LIPTON Green Tea. Go to...

On this episode, Heather is back in the good ol’ US of A after an epic two-week trip to Italia. This will be a two part episode of everything she got into while on vacation. We start with week one, landing in Milan, visiting Lake Garda and then headed to Villa Yeppa to film some exciting things with her ATL Italians (and a few new characters). While she thrived living La Dolce Vita, the gastro iss...

On this bonus episode, Heather takes your questions all things Italy travel. Ever wonder what Heather’s travel itinerary is, what she packs in her bags, and if you should or should not buy the designer bags at a discount- then this episode is for you.  Episode Sponsors: Watch My Lady Jane Now on Prime Video. Visit  Carawayhome.com/absolutely and get an additional 10% off your next purcha...

On this episode, Heather goes in on JT’s recent encounter with the police in the Hamptons. She is in Italy at the moment, but answers voicemails about your traumatizing travel experiences including one of our best frienemies. Episode Sponsors: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely Shop the SKIMS T-S...

On this episode, Heather has an epiphany while listening to the new XCX album. It is a Brat Summer. She recaps her travels to the Belmont Stakes, to NYC and to Chicago. She thought he was going to be sitting at home, but summer is here and she is ready to travel. She takes on the voicemails and dishes out advice to the gals! Episode Sponsors: Download the Gametime app, create an account,...

On this episode, Heather is fresh off her co-hosting gig with Hoda on the Today Show. She chats about her love for Hoda and her experience with the cast of Baby Reindeer. She gives some sage advice to some of the callers. Episode Sponsors: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely . Head to https://www....

On this episode, Heather is so excited to tell you all how to rise and relax with her at sea on her cruise - Absolutely Knot! You know travel really gets her going, but she feels the shakedown coming from Italy. She also get s a voicemail from one of our favorite pod guests! Episode Sponsors: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first purchase. Con...

On this BONUS episode of Absolutely Not, Heather talks how to deal with internet trolls, does another one of her viral “food rankings” and most importantly shares who she would bring on Family Feud with her if she ever went on! Episode Sponsors: Drinking 2 cups of Lipton Green tea daily is a great ally for wellness and a simple way to up your everyday healthy habits. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE wit...

On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after MDW. She enjoying her time at home entertaining her friends and their kids at her pool. The voicemails go in on graduations + thoughts on summer vacation.  Episode Sponsors: Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at saks.com Need to find the perfect gift? Don't panic. Try Gift mode on Etsy now. Head to Squarespace....

On this episode, heather chats about a best friend's wedding, conspiracy theories involving Boeing and the Royal Family as well as finding out sometimes your husband only listens to your advice when a man tells him. Episode Sponsors: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely . As a loyal listener you'll...

On this all new episode, Heather is BACK home in Atlanta after two weeks in Los Angeles. She gives a full recap of her time in Golden state and spills the tea from the comedy shows, after parties and more! She opens up about how her life has felt like a sprint and she just made it through the finish line, yet feels hungry for more. She also answers some of the best Absolutely Not's and Yes's we've...

On this truly iconic episode, Heather sits down with the one and only Mandy Moore. After Heather manifested her coming to the previous LA show, we get in the studio to chat about life as a teen star and how she has never been hungover. What a dream! Mandy also gets to hear your voicemails. You do not want to miss this! Episode Sponsors: Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at Saks.com ....

On this BONUS episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is joined by comedian, Joe Dombrowski, who immediately informs her that she is an icon to the gay community. They chat all things comedy, touring, fans sneaking into the green room and try to determine if Heather has a lazy eye or not. Episode Sponsors: For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month's subscri...

On this episode, Heather in the studio in LA after her final shows of The Comeback Tour. She works out a lot of stress and takes some of it out on her callers. She apologizes, as she goes hard. Episode Sponsors: Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at Saks.com . Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/...