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On this episode, Heather is NYC and welcomes Briley King to the podcast. Briley is the wife of the iconic musician Marcus King, but is a boss bitch entrepreneur in her own right. She is the center of Little Bird Trucking hats, but aso has the voice of an angel. They get into Briley's life as a daughter of a truck driver and how that has former her life and why the online trolls think she is the bi...

On this episode, the marathon continues as Heather is doing all the things from hanging out with Reese Witherspoon to a surprise pop up at the Call Her Daddy live show. It was a weekend full of fearless women doing the most. She gets into the reactions from Kamala Harris sitting down with Alex Cooper after her, an 8-year old girl who stole her mom's Rogue for a Target run, and elects 50 Cent's Get...

On this bonus episode, Heather is back in LA and kicking the press tour off with an attitude of gratitude for all of the love on the announcement this week. She falls into the rabbit hole with her producer as they discuss theories around the Diddy Freak-Offs, who they’re hoping wasn’t there, and make it clear that Heather was NEVER invited. Then, she hits the Absolutely Not Line to give you your s...

On this episode, Heather is so excited to finally announce the release of her special, Breadwinner, coming to Hulu on October 11.  Heather is also spilling the tea from the carpet of the Peoples Choice Country Awards. She sticks around in Nashville to see a Logan Crosby show and then work out new material at one of her favorite comedy club, Zanies in Nashville. Sends her love to all...

On this episode, Heather is home in Atlanta. She chats about her time on the Emmy’s red carpet now that she is a veteran host for E! All the celebs, all the parties. She also announces another fun red carpet that she will be on this week. She also talks about her unreal time at the Falcons game this past weekend. No Taylor sightings but she gets to sit among Atlanta royalty. Episode...

On this episode, Heather is joined by the amazing Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza starts by sharing some sage advice on being a new mom on the grind, trusting your gut and how sometimes you “just f***ing do it”. Then, they get into everything from what NOT to say (or do) when you meet your favorite comedian at a show to the lore behind our the iconic, “Tiramisu bitch!”. And it’s only right they top it off...

On this episode, Heather welcomes Becky Robinson back to the pod! They chat about how they met and came up in comedy, Becky’s dating life, preventative body scans and her love of nicotine packs. Becky will be one of the fabulous comedians on the Absolutely Knot Cruise. They chat how insane it will be and what you will need to prepare to be tits out on deck.  Episode Sponsors: T...

On this episode, Heather chats about her wild weekend in Oxford. She was back on stage slinging jokes as well as back in The Grove, celebrating an Ole Miss win. It was a very full week filled with a lot of memories, friends and drinks at the greatest bar in American, The Library. She responds to her voicemails that range from chair choices to wedding choices. Episode Sponsors: Head...

On this wild bonus episode, Heather has Steph Tolev in the ATL studio. Steph and Heather chat what it feels like to be a woman in comedy, what the trolls say in the DMs and their favorite (and not so favorite) celebrity encounters. Heather is extra excited to have her on the pod because you *might* be seeing this extremely funny friend on a certain upcoming floating vessel!  Sponsor...

On this episode, Heather chats about the brain fog and ADHD that she has been tackling. After much debating, she doesn’t take a loose Adderall, but using some other tricks she learned from book she bought off TikTok shop. She talks about high school reunions and how excited she is to be back on stage at Ole Miss this week. The voicemails come in about ex’s, how we need to celebrate other wome...

On this episode, Heather is back from London with her Era’s tour recap as well as a new conspiracy theory about pharmacies in the UK airports. She chats about Taylor’s insane performance, her unforgettable fans as well as a run in with another HUGE celeb during lunch. Did she absolutely not herself with a Tik Tok she made? Everyone relax! She then takes voicemails from you all and g...

On this episode, Heather talks about the anxieties her next flight is bringing to the surface. We all remember Ovaries on a Plane, and Heather is back on the same VA flight but this time to see Taylor Swift in London. She has not received her seat assignment so fingers crossed she gets a different seat than the last time. She takes voicemails from listeners who have been locked up i...

On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after a few weeks away in New York and LA. After receiving some unexpected news, she is determined to take on the rest of the year as well as some voicemails from y’all!  Episode Sponsors: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY. Get the Rakuten app NO...

On this bonus episode, Heather has some special guests in the studio! Cody Rigsby (beloved Peloton instructor) and Andrew Chappelle (Broadway baby) have started their own podcast, Tactful Pettiness and they are here on Absolutely Not to chat with Heather about the rules of Fire Island, their rise in careers and, of course, how to be a petty yet respectful queen! Episode Sponsors: Go to Quince.com/...

On this episode, Heather welcomes Saoirse-Monica Jackson to the pod! Heather geeks out on Saoirse rise to fame on Derry Girls and her upcoming limited series on Netflix, The Decameron.   Episode Sponsors: Check out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Sho...

On this episode, Heather recounts recents events down here in Atlanta. She fleshes out a new business idea after Jeff took too long to smoke some ribs, gets disrupted by Robin due to a looming thunderstorm and texts the GA law lady for some drug intel after one of your voicemails leaves her with some questions.  Episode Sponsors: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5...

On this episode, Heather has a very special guest in the studio- her mom, Robin! After a weekend in Florida, Robin has come back with who she thinks is a new beau, but after a quick google search by Heather she realizes Robin may be the one that has been SCHAMMED. A great reminder to all of you with single parents to check that they too are not sending money to a prince in foreign countr...

On the second part of this weeks episode, Heather takes you from the oceanside to the Tuscan countryside. She hits up her favorite spots and even tries out some new places that you will be sure to add to your Italian vacation wish list. One caller also reveals an internet secret even Heather didn’t know about. Episode Sponsors: Watch My Lady Jane now on Prime Video. Try NEW LIPTON Green Tea. Go to...

On this episode, Heather is back in the good ol’ US of A after an epic two-week trip to Italia. This will be a two part episode of everything she got into while on vacation. We start with week one, landing in Milan, visiting Lake Garda and then headed to Villa Yeppa to film some exciting things with her ATL Italians (and a few new characters). While she thrived living La Dolce Vita, the gastro iss...

On this bonus episode, Heather takes your questions all things Italy travel. Ever wonder what Heather’s travel itinerary is, what she packs in her bags, and if you should or should not buy the designer bags at a discount- then this episode is for you.  Episode Sponsors: Watch My Lady Jane Now on Prime Video. Visit  Carawayhome.com/absolutely and get an additional 10% off your next purcha...

On this episode, Heather goes in on JT’s recent encounter with the police in the Hamptons. She is in Italy at the moment, but answers voicemails about your traumatizing travel experiences including one of our best frienemies. Episode Sponsors: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely Shop the SKIMS T-S...

On this episode, Heather has an epiphany while listening to the new XCX album. It is a Brat Summer. She recaps her travels to the Belmont Stakes, to NYC and to Chicago. She thought he was going to be sitting at home, but summer is here and she is ready to travel. She takes on the voicemails and dishes out advice to the gals! Episode Sponsors: Download the Gametime app, create an account,...

On this episode, Heather is fresh off her co-hosting gig with Hoda on the Today Show. She chats about her love for Hoda and her experience with the cast of Baby Reindeer. She gives some sage advice to some of the callers. Episode Sponsors: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely . Head to https://www....

On this episode, Heather is so excited to tell you all how to rise and relax with her at sea on her cruise - Absolutely Knot! You know travel really gets her going, but she feels the shakedown coming from Italy. She also get s a voicemail from one of our favorite pod guests! Episode Sponsors: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first purchase. Con...

On this BONUS episode of Absolutely Not, Heather talks how to deal with internet trolls, does another one of her viral “food rankings” and most importantly shares who she would bring on Family Feud with her if she ever went on! Episode Sponsors: Drinking 2 cups of Lipton Green tea daily is a great ally for wellness and a simple way to up your everyday healthy habits. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE wit...