A Toast to Horror

It's time for you to listen to our new episode on the original Candyman! Man, oh man, this movie is a wild ride and we are here for it! You never know where this movie is headed next! There are definitely some wild choices, but the ending is a huge payoff. After watching this movie, we know three things: 1. Never say Candyman five times in a mirror 2. Giving someone a 1000 ml injection is impossib...

It's time for part 2 of our double release feature: Friday the 13th Part 2. There's a lot to unpack in this movie: fashion, mommy issues (again), fake psychology, useless women (again) and the rapid growth of boys living in the water. This movie is just as iconic as the first one (if not more), so be sure to cut TWO eyeholes in your burlap sack to not miss a thing when you watch Friday the 13th Pa...

Gear up for Friday the 13th by listening to our podcast on the OG Friday the 13th! This isn't our same old, same old podcast--we are giving our thoughts as we watch the movie, which oddly enough turns out to be shorter than one of our normal podcasts. Our husbands join us as we delve into creepy camp owners, Kevin Bacon, mommy issues, and lackluster final girls. We encourage you to watch Friday th...

Get out of the ocean and into a pool, because we are talking about the iconic film, Jaws! We are closing summer 2024 out with a classic beach movie (is it really a beach vacay without a movie about a killer shark??). The American Film Institute may call the shark one of the top ten villains of all time, but we disagree. You're going to need a bigger speaker to listen up to all the on-set drama, tr...

Get rid of your pets and go buy some condoms because we are talking about A Quiet Place. This movie raises all kinds of questions, starting with the intelligence of the main characters. Having said that our opinions were split on how good this movie is. Watch up and listen up as we discuss electricity, aliens, and noisy bodily functions. Paired with A Quiet Cocktail. Rate! Review! Follow! Instagra...

Finally--a horror comedy that actually delivers both horror AND comedy! Listen up as we are joined by John Stepansky of The Faintest Glow, to talk about Dave Grohl's Studio 666. In this episode, we delve into the rockstar lifestyle, gory deaths, and cocaine lemon bars. Give someone next to you a Pearl Jam high five before loading up this podcast (delivered to you in the key of L sharp)! Paired wit...

Listeners: we don't want to alarm you, but this episode may change your life. We're talking about 80's cult classic, Sleepaway Camp, and since we've seen it, we've thought about it every day. This is the wildest, most unpredictable movie you will ever see. From the acting to the life-altering final shot, Sleepaway Camp will haunt your thoughts. Before listening, make sure you have seen this movie-...

Don't forget your earplugs when listening to this podcast because we are all going to a punk rock show! Actually, forget the ear plugs and work on an exit strategy--we're watching Green Room! This movie is a crazy ride once it gets going. The sequence of events and performances create an intense experience you can't look away from. Sir Pat Stew, you know we love you, but not in this movie! Paired...

Lock your doors and don't answer your phone because we are talking about Scream! This 90s classic is a slasher/whodunit that was made to keep the viewers guessing--and it works! In this episode, we talk about red flags (maybe the beginning of our attraction to them--hello Billy) and the ultimate final girl. In honor of Sidney Prescott, this episode is paired with a Shirley Temple that eventually g...

Put your hurricane party on hold and listen to our new episode! This week we're talking about the movie, Bodies Bodies Bodies and drinking Dead Weight cocktails. We go over the basic rules and trends of horror movies. We reinforce some classic rules such as don't split the party and we found some new rules such as whoever does coke in a horror movie dies. We come at Gen Z a little bit, but all in...

This week we are tackling the classic, the iconic, Rosemary's Baby. Boy, is this one of the worst villains we've ever seen in a horror movie! This movie is arguably Mia Farrow's most renowned role, and we appreciate the feminist undertones of the movie. From the fashion to the apartment renovation to the actual plot, we discuss it all! Most importantly, we learned if a stranger asks you to swap a...

Spoiler alert! We are talking about the relatively new movie, X, from 2022. If you don't want all parts spoiled for you, go watch before you listen. With a prequel already out and a sequel on the way, the movie's star, Mia Goth, definitely has that X factor. This movie is a slow burn, but you do get to see some X-rated stuff during those slow parts! Join us as we talk karma, alligators, living in...

We're coming to get you, listeners! This week, we are talking about George A Romero's classic: The Night of the Living Dead. You can't watch this movie without appreciating its groundbreaking plot and effects. HOWEVER, you can watch this movie and not appreciate the useless women (way to go, Barb). It's a good thing Ben (played by Duane Jones) makes up for it with empathy, critical thinking, and,...

There's no other way to put it--this was a frustrating one. All My Friends Hate Me has extremely high audience ratings and a good score on Rotten Tomatoes, so maybe we're the weird ones. This movie is advertised as a horror comedy, but we found it severely lacking in both categories. Actually we found this movie lacking every aspect that makes a good movie. Paired with an equally revolting Harry's...

If, for some reason, you needed another reason to not answer your door, here it is! After watching The Strangers, we now fully understand the meaning of Stranger Danger! We give you full permission to never answer your door again. This movie is scary for multiple reasons, but perhaps the scariest reason is the poor choices the protagonists made. Come on ladies, we know getting into a bath with bro...

Time to get out your detachable masks, be creepy, and sit shirtless in the kitchen! We are talking about The Black Phone this week and we are not pulling any punches. Critics and audiences alike may have enjoyed this horror movie, but we found it boring and not really of the horror genre. Join us as we discuss this movie! Paired with a delicious Mint Cooler cocktail (the best part of this movie)....

Grab your Peachfuzz mask and put your Craigslist applicants on hold because it's time for this week's episode! This week the sisters delve into an indie horror movie, Creep. The consensus was that this mostly improvised found footage movie was pretty unsettling! Paired with a Peachfuzz cocktail. Rate! Review! Follow! Check out our website at toasttoromcoms.com Follow us on instagram @toastyhorror...

Simon says: Listen to our podcast! This week, we talk about The Gift, which is more of a thriller than a horror movie. There are definitely some creepy moments in this movie and even more dumb decisions, but overall the movie is slow and predictable. Listen up as we discuss how bullies never win and karma comes for us all! Paired with a Koi Martini and some other gift cocktails Rate! Review! Follo...

Put down your laundry and get out your chest hair to listen to our newest episode on My Bloody Valentine. We cover a lot of topics in this episode, some which even relate to the movie. While this movie may not have the fastest paced plot ever, we really enjoyed its practical effects, imaginative kills, and how we learn the villain's backstory. We were also taught lessons in fashion by the hero and...

We know two things about the movie, Us. 1. It's scarier than we thought it would be. 2. We need Jordan Peele to email us so we can get answers for our burning questions after watching this movie. The juxtaposition of the wild situation occurring and normal family interactions is highly entertaining. Hold on to your candy apples (and cocktails) as we talk about bear safety, underground tunnels, Win...

We are back to business after the Christmas season. Our next movie is Child's Play, a movie that's going to make you want to implant a tracker in your child. This movie is a wild ride and one you won't want to miss! Remember to always hide the voodoo doll you made of yourself, avoid peddlers selling mysterious dolls, and always, always lock your car doors to protect yourself from murderous dolls....

Get your hats on and your sherry out to brush your teeth! Buckle up for the wild ride (except for the middle 45 min) that is 1974's Black Christmas. This iconic movie is quite unique and well known for its filming techniques; however it didn't quite hit the mark for us. Ms. Mac is our MVP in this movie, while the police deserve dunce hats. Get toasty with us while we drink Mac Attacks (courtesy of...

Spoiler Alert! If you don't want the plot twists spoiled, watch The Lodge before listening! Welcome to our first ever HORROR EDITION Christmas special! We covered The Lodge. This movie is pretty wild and whatever you think is going on--you're wrong. We hope you like creepy dollhouses and messed up children because they feature prominently in this movie. Paired with a Bourbon Blizzard cocktail, get...

Get in that Thanksgiving mood with M3gan! Or at least use of podcast to destress from family, Black Friday shopping, or non stop Christmas music! Hold on to your ears as we dive deep into who the actual villain is in this movie; just like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, it is not so clear-cut. There were some definite choices in the making of this movie that made it an interesting, if not unbelievable ri...

Get in the van, buckle up your seatbelts, but DO NOT pick up the hitchhikers! We're diving into our 3rd horror film, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. What makes this movie so iconic?! Sit back, open up your ears, and make a Gravedigger cocktail (with tequila, not mezcal) as we try to get to the bottom of it! You'll find out just how little experience we have with chainsaws and just how much compassion...