A Toast to Horror

Stop everything you're doing and watch Sinners right now! This week, we dive into the best movie we've seen all year. Even those who don't like horror should give Sinners a watch. It perfectly combines different storylines into a perfectly cohesive and hypnotizing journey. Yes, it has vampires, but it has so much more than that. We better see this movie nominated for awards season. Paired with a S...

In honor of the recent release of Final Destination: Bloodlines, we decide to watch the OG Final Destination! This movie was a great blast from the past, and it was cool to see faces that are now flying under the radar. The first 10 minutes of this movie were tense and anxiety-inducing. Listen up as we discuss all the stuff we learned about how fate/death work in the movie, how death uses liquid a...

Listen, we are not saying this is a cinematic masterpiece. One of us doesn't even think this is an entertaining movie. But 2014's Zombeavers has elements that you will never see coming, and the terrible characters will have you cheering for those zombie beavers (even though the special effects may leave a bit to be desired). This movie is fully self aware and creats the most unlikely unbeatable vi...

We are always down for a reboot, so we were excited to watch and discuss 2025's Wolf Man. This new take on a classic introduced some new elements to werewolf lore and the transformation. However, we weren't thrilled with the movie itself. We found it slow and a little lacking. We did like the practical effects in this movie and there were a couple solid jump scares, but werewolf purists would do w...

Get in, loser, we're going...to the mall and never leaving because there is a zombie apocalypse going and and we have all our basic needs met is what the main characters of 2004 Dawn of the Dead SHOULD HAVE said. Instead, they come up with a subpar plan and chaos ensued. This movie pulls no punches and is quick to get to the action. Listen up as we discuss Ving Rhames (can't get enough of him), zo...

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!!! As has become the tradition with each Friday the 13th, we watch our man, Jason, with our husbands and comment on the film to release a special bonus episode. Paired with a Corpse Reviver No. 2. We had a lot of fun with The Final Chapter, which is arguable the best of the franchise. Please make a cocktail and watch along as we comment on this classic 80's horror film. Rate!...

To our esteemed 2025 graduates, we dedicate this episode to you! This week, we're talking about the 1980s movie (we refuse to call this a classic, cult or not), Graduation Day. This movie has it all: mystery, creative kills, the world's smallest roller-skating rink, and the longest musical performance in a movie that's not a musical. Unfortunately none of it works. Paired with a Rum Runner cocktai...

If you are a door-to-door salesman, including of religion, you may want to skip our newest episode on Heretic. This recent horror movie will have you second guessing what you think is happening, and in general, whether or not it's a horror movie. the lead character could not have been better cast; Hugh Grant portrays such a charming and unassuming figure, you wonder if you should actually trust hi...

In our newest episode, Allison decided to scar Marie for life by making her watch Insidious. This 2010 paranormal horror has scares for days leading up to the climax, but do they fall off when they're needed most? Even though the end of this movie is scary AF, we aren't sure if the sequels are worth a watch or if we should chalk Insidious up to a wannabe Poltergeist. Listen up as we debate whether...

On our search to find a scary vampire movie, we had a listener recommend Nosferatu--so we watched it, duh! We always watch horror movies that are recommended to us by listeners (hint, hint)! Our opinions were split on this movie, sorry Bill Skarsgard, our decomposing, mustachioed horror boyfriend! We agreed that the artistry was beautiful and we appreciated some of the unique takes on this old tal...

Gear up, listeners, because we are talking about Longlegs--where the titular character is So evil, Nicolas Cage, who plays him, said he never wants to play a character like that again. This movie takes plot twists to a whole new level and is shot to amp up the scares and tension, but we have some hot takes as well. There were a couple areas where we wanted more from this movie and we'd love to see...

Alright, listeners: we did it! We found the loudest vampire movie in existence and it is 30 Days of Night. The plot of this movie is great in theory: the vampires don't have to hide from the sun for 30 nights so they can raise as much hell as possible. However, there are too many plot holes and bad vampire-ing for this movie to be taken seriously. We found ourselves talking about anything but this...

Opinions were divided on some aspects of our newest release, Abigail, but there is one thing we agreed on: this movie is very entertaining. We liked how this movie poked fun at vampire lore while giving us a gory take on modern vampirism (love the fangs). Abigail should be watchable even if you're horror-shy, but there is a lot of gore so beware if that's not your thing. At the end of this movie w...

Get out your Chianti and fava beans because we are talking about The Silence of the Lambs! We are on a feminine rage kick, and Jodie Foster's character, Clarice, totally fits the bill in this film--she's bold, in charge, and a total brave badass (Buffalo Bill would've had another victim if it were one of us). There are too many iconic performances to count in this classic film. You need to watch i...

This week, we delve into a new movie that is sure to be iconic. This movie is getting Oscar buzz and it totally deserves it. This week we talk about The Substance and Demi Moore's stellar performance. If you haven't seen this movie, don't delay!!! Go watch it right now!!! This movie is so shocking that you'll keep saying "holy shit" over and over again. From the practical effects to the underlying...

There are a lot of zombie movies out there, but 28 Days Later is zombies with a twist. In fact, an argument could be made that the infected may not be zombies at all (be sure to listen up to hear our reasons)! This movie has some jump scares, but as in all zombie movies, the breakdown of society is scarier than any monster out there. Cillian Murphy is the highlight of this movie! Paired with a Rag...

We have good news and bad news regarding our newest release, Speak No Evil. The good news: this movie is a creative take on an old topic with a badass protagonist. The bad news: those shirtless promos of James McAvoy were kind of misleading. This movie taught us multiple life lessons (listen to hear them all!), but the most important one is DON'T IGNORE RED FLAGS!!! Paired with a Boss Bitch Spritz...

this week, we are deep diving into one of the spin-offs of Night of the Living Dead: The Return of the Living Dead. John A. Russo and George A. Romero amicably decided to make their own sequels to the classic 1968 horror movie, and this is Russo's wild-ass sequel. We can guarantee that if you are new to this movie, you will never see what happens coming. From naked girls to zombies learning how to...

The saga continues! In honor of December's Friday the 13th, we are doing a Friday the 13th Part III commentary. This installment has some standard elements (another crazy guy warning people) and some new features (a Crystal Lake biker gang?!). Most exciting of all, we have the introduction to the iconic Hockey Mask Jason, aka, the Jason we all know and love. Cue Friday the 13th Part III, make a S'...

Tweens, Christmas carolers, and exes...could this Christmas horror movie be any more terrifying??? On this week's episode, we dive into newer holiday horror film, Better Watch Out. This movie was unexpected to say the least. There were differing opinions on whether or not we recommend it, but it's undeniably surprising! Paired with a Privleged Pubescent Prosecco cocktail. Rate! Review! Follow! Che...

Our newest movie, Silent Night Deadly Night, has all the hallmarks of a typical family Christmas. Crazy relatives? Check. Childhood trauma? Check. Deranged, homicidal Santa Claus? Well...maybe not everyone's typical Christmas...This movie starts extremely unsettling and devolves into a nipple-laden slasher with a disappointing climax (if you ask us). This is another movie where the villain is not...

A serial killer, love triangle, and Patrick Dempsey?! Thanksgiving has it all--including wild and gory kills you'll never see coming! this movie is a rollercoaster from beginning to end and we are here for it! The best part about this movie is karma comes for everyone in a big way. This Thanksgiving, forget about all the family drama, because we KNOW this year is going to be a doozy, and listen up...

Does a deal made with the devil while in a cult ever turn out as expected??? Well, watch up and then listen up to our newest episode on Late Night With the Devil to find out! This is a fairly recent movie, so watch out for those spoilers! This movie is high on the creepy-o-meter and the suspense it builds is real, but we discuss whether the pay-off is enough. Listeners, did this movie hypnotize YO...

We want to play with yooouuuu! Well, we at least want you to listen to our latest episode, Pet Sematary (1989). This is an interesting movie to watch because viewers run the gamut of emotions, from laughing out loud to covering their eyes in terror (for about 10 min in Marie's case). There are also some pretty solid takeaways, like keep your cats indoors, don't let toddlers play next to busy roads...

So we are typically wary of reboots, but Candyman 2021 is an underrated gem! It builds upon all the lore laid out in Candyman 1992 and kicks up the violence, but is not over the top. Just like we highly recommend seeing a doctor if your arm appears to be rotting off, we highly recommend seeing this movie and do not, I repeat, DO NOT say Candyman five times while looking in a mirror. Paired with a...